Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Digger spoiler: I know people are being weird and cryptic about the plot but what they’re talking around is SPOILER The film ends with Tom Cruise addressing the audience, asking them to not reveal that it is a musical 51356
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We need to talk about how ridiculous book prices have become 1618118
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On a less downer note, I've already listened to this about 50 times: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXo...youtube.comKyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat 1431326
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026QUESTION: Did somebody use AI to add this very clear bulge to this photo of Jon Hamm and if so do we know what specific software they used and how a person could use it for his own photos of himself 111063
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We need to talk about how ridiculous book prices have become 1618118
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 01/10/2026Ok so you know that thing where Facebook shows your friends ads with pictures of your face inserted with AI based on scraping your old photos, well here's the process to opt out of it, which is absolutely insane us.norton.com/blog/ai/how-... you fill out a form from a link buried 3 levels deep 33113
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ALL OF THE PREVIOUS BOOKS IN THE 'John Dies at the End' SERIES ARE $2.99 THIS MONTH IN EBOOK FORM! Catch up before Book 5! Search your device for: John Dies at the End This Book is Full of Spiders What the Hell Did I Just Read If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe 47117
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it. 7993288238
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Does your favorite sport also have a Fuckass Uniforms Week 6743
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 26/09/2026Me: Haha I hope you don't mind I showed up to this interview with an iced coffee. Line was a little longer than I thought. Hope you didn't have to wait too long! Isaac Chotiner: How many hours late would you say constitutes waiting too long? 013313
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorSam @samd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fact that a bunch of lefty state legislators signed onto this ridiculous anti-nuclear fearmongering letter is unbelievable Cuomo teamed up with RFK Jr. shut down a nuclear plant and it caused NY emissions to skyrocket! 2060680
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My family has been in a hotel while some home renovation stuff has been going on, and my seven-year-old son and I have been watching a loooooot of classic cartoons to pass the time. Just wanted to take a minute to dive into his reactions: 310215
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We are about to see an avalanche of AI generated animations. I think all those low-quality children's animations can already be replaced, which suggests they will be soon. Opus 5.5 is incredibly powerful and cheap. The weirdening is accelerating. Like, this isn't even obviously AI. 2537544
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@merrittk.com risks her life to talk about Two Drs Homestead, a survivalist YouTube channel with extra guns. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/nerd... 1437
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is an EXCLUSIVE excerpt from the audiobook of THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs up on YouTube, it's from the prologue which does not mention giant crabs at all: youtu.be/d6wZlibR-ZMyoutu.beEXCLUSIVE Excerpt from THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS I THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs by Jason ParginYouTube video by JasonKPargin 3371
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorCongressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ICE wants to deport Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, a DoorDash driver who they just shot in Austin yesterday. The federal government can't shoot someone and then try to make them disappear to escape scrutiny. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez needs a doctor right now, not a deportation. 321221381
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you try to google this movie it autocompletes to "does the dog die" 71155
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 196531945
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Why does this totally illogical social rule exist? Why do they care how I choose to button my jacket or what slang I use?" The arbitrary social rules exist only to see if you possess the (crucial) skill of observing and following unspoken rules. That's the whole reason. 2114914
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504060636
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorDan5119 @dan5119.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went to a car show today and saw this 1961 Thunderbird, similar to one my grandmother had. The steering column moved left or right to ease access to the driver's seat. Flashing back to memories of her moving the wheel while driving after a few martinis to tease us as kids. She was cool! 611440127
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I like the Resident Evil discourse because at least nobody is accusing anyone of being pedophiles or making broad dramatic swings about entire generations or some shit. It’s pure dweebs vs. dorks. Who deserves to get stuffed into a locker more. Old time give em a swirly discourse. 939727
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026nobody's moving prose like Onstad 875471
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm just saying, if you see every example of someone with unconventional clothes/hair/mannerisms/language as a sign of utter civilizational collapse, there might be medications that can help you 1022130
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So did they ever find that guy's stolen Legos or what 8805
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wait I thought "Macklemore" was pronounced like it rhymes with crackle more, but this week people are saying it like mack luh-more. How do you say it? 29614
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐢 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/17/change 153116422
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026from the Japanese dub of community 2543061299
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 16/09/2026You know what's kind of funny is that it seems like a lot of people had a good joke about the blandness of Ed Sheeran's music all queued up to go but were holding back because it felt too mean for someone who was just irritating and hadn't done anything bad, and now it's like go time 619330
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lukewarm take: I feel a lot of pessimism about the present is built on not realizing just how bad the past was. Like if you just read a book about poverty in a first-world country in the 1950s it's staggeringly worse than now. 501157156
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you want a signed book from me, it requires zero additional effort or cost, you just have to preorder the book from here: parnassusbooks.net/giantcrabs It is a very famous bookstore! Explanation for any who might be confused: 1426
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026More than a few books have been written because an online article or magazine piece did really well. LIFE FINDS A WAY is happening because of a piece that failed entirely. 3698
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113571912
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why don't prohibition-era gangster movies ever have the courage to accurately portray the characters ordering the Candle Salad 1419529
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you” 325741
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What can't be forgotten about 9/11 is the ocean of BS controversies and cancel campaigns in the aftermath, like the backlash to this 2002 Starbucks ad that was accused of portraying the towers as cups and insects as the airliners (???) 18588135
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026FINAL DAY to get my book for like $8 cheaper than you otherwise could. Barnes and Noble is doing their "25% off all preorders sale", you have to enter PREORDER25 in the box at checkout but tomorrow the price becomes outrageous again: bit.ly/bncrabs 0315
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, authorHana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Posted this in the bad place ages back but it is my duty to inform EVERYONE of how jealous Kelsey Grammer was of the Frasier dog 1823444
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My favorite conspiracy theory right now is that Digger is secretly a musical and they’re desperately trying to hide it in the marketing 915612
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs 0515