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“It’s a sizzler!” -Jeff Goldblum, regarding one of my many posts 13/8 time signature got me fucked up in the crib googlin up pictures of dogs that look like Charles Mingus

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wish i could try the hersheys kisses that are apparently "the best" but theyre harry potter themed and that would ruin even chocolate thats actually good for me
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2h
guy going into a to catch a predator bait house, knowing full well that that's what it is, just to get to the part where chris hansen says "why don't you have a seat" and then trying to steal one of the chairs and walk out with it, committing to the bit to the point of getting tasered by police
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Newbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode
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DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite part of Fist of the North Star is how it’s a post apocalyptic wasteland where food is scarce, yet Kenshiro regularly goes up against these massive dudes, just 9’ walls of pure muscle that would need like 20,000 calories a day just to get out of bed in the morning
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They are true heroes.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
interviewer: last month you said that everyone should have clean drinking water. how will that be paid for? politician: i now believe no one should have clean drinking water audience: (cheering)
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fiesta cat
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 20/09/2026
goatse-lookin keyboard
corne44 handwired split keyboard but the cable connecting the two halves is in a loop and the halves of the keyboards kinda look like hands
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
Phrenology is a disproven pseudoscience but I do believe that sometimes you can look at a kid and predict with 80% accuracy whether he's dumb
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jon can fuck odie and garfield now and still qualify for the FBI.
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this post required very little effort
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 22/08/2026
some decisions shouldn't be made lightly
Forums avatar saying in over stylized different fonts over a blurry background of the viletat:

THE LAST GUY WHO BANNED ME FROM A WEBSITE 
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I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU.
BUT WHY RISK IT?
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Boy I hate inflation. What I should do is give everyone in the country five thousand dollars
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DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More like Charlie Jerk
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dracula Flow, on those Nashville Nibblers
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sex is like pizza- I can't have it without thinking of The Noid.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This should have been on the voyager golden record
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Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second
YouTube video by Daymonster
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🎵 I heard there was some secret ooze I read about it on the news That made genetic code a bit more fertile It fell into a sewer grate And altered several creatures’ fates A sewer rat and four delightful turtles Teenage mutant Ninja turtles Teenage mutant Ninja turtles 🎶
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
this gap in my resume? that's where the light gets in 😌
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look I love "Tim Apple" as much as the next guy but I fear people are forgetting he also said "Marilyn Lockheed" and I don't want that to be forgotten now that Tim Apple is stepping down and we will hear less from him
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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tea is all about garlic.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not sure if I agree with Robert on this one.
"My grandkids taught me about Pokemon. I hate that shit. We would've lost the war if Japan had those devils. Ban that shit before it's too late."
-Robert De Niro
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Gloria Steinem, looks like rhythm finally got you. Rest in peace, Queen of Latin Pop.
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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He was asked for comment
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem, the CIA asset that said women only support Bernie because they’re boy-crazy?
Jim Downey in that one Conan outcast clip about Epstein
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026
What constitutes a 'dogpile'? Define your terms or they are useless as 'guidelines' I realize your goal here is to look like you have standards without specifying any so mods can wild out on whatever demographics they personally dislike, but you could at least put a little effort into the pretense
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Matsci @matsci.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth.
Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
weird that "a book for people who've never read a book" wasn't a stronger selling point
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Promises made, promises kept
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's some pretty big leaps I think about what his admin means for tech/vc assholes and their status, but it ought to be wholly uncontroversial that the collapsing empire is long term harm reduction. Sucks to have to live here for it but glad to see it crumble
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i been reading history. everything seems to turn on the dumbest fucking shit. and this shit is fuckin dumb
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bahaha
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-sp…
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
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DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Mehmet Ali Agca shot Pope John Paul II, I saw a thing about “The Man Who Shot The Pope” but because I was a little kid who was just learning to read I read it as “The Man Who Shot The Poop” and thought it was the funniest thing ever
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
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Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When depicting a frog, don’t feel like you need to limit yourself to lily pads. Frogs will jump on to or off of almost anything, given the chance. They love it.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love it when you get a piece of bootleg software and after a few days of using it, it tells you you've been caught and then offers you a discount on the software. Implicit in that is that it's always the correct financial decision to pirate software because then you get a better rate if you buy it
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DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the r/Iowa subreddit doesn’t let you share still images in the comments so I’m posting this dumb thing I made here
Do you know?  Ashley Hinson sold Iowa out to China.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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