Reposted by DigimonPOTUS the postes @rem.bsjky.team · 2hwish i could try the hersheys kisses that are apparently "the best" but theyre harry potter themed and that would ruin even chocolate thats actually good for me 1131
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2hguy going into a to catch a predator bait house, knowing full well that that's what it is, just to get to the part where chris hansen says "why don't you have a seat" and then trying to steal one of the chairs and walk out with it, committing to the bit to the point of getting tasered by police 1574
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSNewbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode 1231874
DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My favorite part of Fist of the North Star is how it’s a post apocalyptic wasteland where food is scarce, yet Kenshiro regularly goes up against these massive dudes, just 9’ walls of pure muscle that would need like 20,000 calories a day just to get out of bed in the morning 010
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They are true heroes. 713411
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02723859
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people 843606437
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026interviewer: last month you said that everyone should have clean drinking water. how will that be paid for? politician: i now believe no one should have clean drinking water audience: (cheering) 237166
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSTimmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026Phrenology is a disproven pseudoscience but I do believe that sometimes you can look at a kid and predict with 80% accuracy whether he's dumb 2842
Reposted by DigimonPOTUScomfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jon can fuck odie and garfield now and still qualify for the FBI. 3576
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSMags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear 33138708
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this post required very little effort 2766833
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSsynapsid @synapsid.wtf · 22/08/2026some decisions shouldn't be made lightly 2458
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Boy I hate inflation. What I should do is give everyone in the country five thousand dollars 1475763
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSRob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sex is like pizza- I can't have it without thinking of The Noid. 13512
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This should have been on the voyager golden recordyoutu.beDog eats Bean Burrito in 1 secondYouTube video by Daymonster 914733
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/07/2026🎵 I heard there was some secret ooze I read about it on the news That made genetic code a bit more fertile It fell into a sewer grate And altered several creatures’ fates A sewer rat and four delightful turtles Teenage mutant Ninja turtles Teenage mutant Ninja turtles 🎶 14219
Reposted by DigimonPOTUS🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 29/07/2025this gap in my resume? that's where the light gets in 😌 132838
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog 403635549
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSRhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Look I love "Tim Apple" as much as the next guy but I fear people are forgetting he also said "Marilyn Lockheed" and I don't want that to be forgotten now that Tim Apple is stepping down and we will hear less from him 041
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm not sure if I agree with Robert on this one. 59811
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem, looks like rhythm finally got you. Rest in peace, Queen of Latin Pop. 933044
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSMike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He was asked for comment 01260434
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSthe so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem, the CIA asset that said women only support Bernie because they’re boy-crazy? 15317
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care. 4490130
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSCatbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026What constitutes a 'dogpile'? Define your terms or they are useless as 'guidelines' I realize your goal here is to look like you have standards without specifying any so mods can wild out on whatever demographics they personally dislike, but you could at least put a little effort into the pretense 726438
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026weird that "a book for people who've never read a book" wasn't a stronger selling point 1432953
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSAnya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Promises made, promises kept 234530
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSgoatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There's some pretty big leaps I think about what his admin means for tech/vc assholes and their status, but it ought to be wholly uncontroversial that the collapsing empire is long term harm reduction. Sucks to have to live here for it but glad to see it crumble 071
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i been reading history. everything seems to turn on the dumbest fucking shit. and this shit is fuckin dumb 549232
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-sp… 151924311
DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When Mehmet Ali Agca shot Pope John Paul II, I saw a thing about “The Man Who Shot The Pope” but because I was a little kid who was just learning to read I read it as “The Man Who Shot The Poop” and thought it was the funniest thing ever 011
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382301307
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...local12.comPolice request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in WalmartA police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart. 346108963651
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSonion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026i can’t believe trump said this 321502253
DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When depicting a frog, don’t feel like you need to limit yourself to lily pads. Frogs will jump on to or off of almost anything, given the chance. They love it. 021
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love it when you get a piece of bootleg software and after a few days of using it, it tells you you've been caught and then offers you a discount on the software. Implicit in that is that it's always the correct financial decision to pirate software because then you get a better rate if you buy it 1814
DigimonPOTUS @glopdemon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the r/Iowa subreddit doesn’t let you share still images in the comments so I’m posting this dumb thing I made here 010
Reposted by DigimonPOTUSBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn 274130668