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Jackson O'Brien

@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
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biscuit troll. history's greatest lover. he/him/hell yeah brother

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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 2h
You mad?
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 1h
John Wilson is who Mark from Rent wanted to be.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 5h
Saw someone with an Eric B & Rakim for president ‘88 shirt. Unnecessary as Eric B is already president.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 5h
Oops Primetime is sold out so I guess I’m going to The History of Concrete
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 5h
My commitment to picnicking on a park bench on st Anthony main before a Tuesday night movie has reached new heights
The  downtown Minneapolis skyline obscured by rain clouds and fog
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah I’m at the lynx game, that is the lynx of sausage that Robert Pattinson is giving as he hams it up in the new movie Primerime oh shit that’s awful delete this dont sent skeet
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 11h
I finally gave "Choosing Texas" an active listen & my only thoughts are • It's definitely cowritten by Miranda Lambert who is herself perpetually aping the mellower side of Stevie Nicks Fleetwood Mac • Additional data point in the cold war between Texas and Tennessee in country music • It's fine
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 12h
No public park is complete without a banner with cartoon vegetables welcoming guests in a variety of languages
a banner with cartoon vegetables welcoming guests in a variety of languages. A pea pod says  “wote mnakaribishwa hapa” and a strawberry says “aqui todxs son bienvenidxs” for example
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 14h
Love the fact that episode 2 of this series was “here is the most suicidal man who has ever lived” and now I can’t wait to listen to this part which promises to be people saying “but what if he *didnt* kill himself?”
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amazing news coming in from the neighborhood chat
White text on a sky blue background reading 

“Suction cup dildo in the intersection of 31st and Aldrich”
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have learned today of coffee companies called "Organic Coffee Company" and "Fresh Roasted Coffee". Great. Wonderful work we're doing here.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot off the presses: Inspired by the time @antlervel.vet made me watch Streets of Fire I dissect why Hollywood is terrified of musicals despite still obviously being in love with them.
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The Genre that Hollywood Forgot
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there do not appear to be any Scottish, Welsh, or northern Irish contestants on this season of the Bake Off and I'm blaming Kier Starmer and the modern labour party's cowardice for this
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Derek"
a detail of a promo for a 1920s film announcing characters in the cast with still photos of them. Dolores Costello (1920s conventional babe) as "Esther", a smiling and kindly looking clean shaven old man as "Rev John Harper" and a young man with an intense stare as "Derek"
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dani on this season of bake off is really testing my "never root for a white english person" rule
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎵 WHERE ITS AT I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck 🎶
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the time it takes yall to post about the songs you haven’t heard you could listen to them. Take 20 minutes out of your podcast listening and put on some pop music. Yeah most of it sucks but there’s gonna be a PinkPantheress song in there probably
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot off the presses: Inspired by the time @antlervel.vet made me watch Streets of Fire I dissect why Hollywood is terrified of musicals despite still obviously being in love with them.
youtu.be
The Genre that Hollywood Forgot
YouTube video by Jackson O'Brien
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to the Dead Man soundtrack as I go to pick up tacos on my bike to inject some unnecessary gravitas into my life.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She really is right wing Jenna Maroney
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*blue eyed soulfully* the matter of taking it to the streets is tabled until our meeting on the 16th
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I appreciate the dedication to his work and him standing up for something he clearly worked hard on. That said, Dan, you really don’t need to go to bat for this
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching 13 Assassins (2010)
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching Dead Man (1995) is a marvelous way to listen to Neil Young play the electric guitar
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to a deli for lunch that was advertising “pasty Thursday” so we each got a beef pie the size of my head and well that’s my day sorted.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Patrick Stewart delivering his “you can see everything” monologue in Extras
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes smiling her uncanny smile
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry what now
IMDb screenshot 

You Can See Everything
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| Parents' guide
Rated R for language and some graphic nudity.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come to Christopher Nolan rock planet in the next 40 minutes if you want an ass kicking
My head against a freaky rock formation by a lake
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come to the largest body of fresh water on earth in the next five minutes if you want an ass kicking
Me (bearded middle aged white man) in a hat in front of the massive expanse that is Lake Superior
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every generation gets the Horse_ebooks it deserves
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 21/09/2026
have. fun arguinf onliine, but i will b e here lookihg at water with @sprobeforebros.bsky.social for 1 wweek
me and jackson staring at a lake.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah. The two genders.
A photo of two doors labeled “men” and “equipment”
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you block me please?
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wake up, babe, new Ghost Dixie Chicks single just dropped.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
idk about you but I would let the 2023 update to Clue's Mrs White absolutely ruin my life
"Chef White" the card from the board game Clue

A lady with a buzzed-sides-and-back haircut with straight white hair. she has sharp features and high cheekbones and is wearing a chef's whites jacket. She has 100% done rails of coke on the job as needed during particularly busy shifts and has both a favorite cheese guy in the metro area as well as a favorite lesbian-owned sex shop in the metro area.
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you think the boyfriend from “My Boyfriend’s Back” is one of the boys who are back in town from “The Boys Are Back In Town”? I think probably yeah.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi if you are in Minneapolis and are this 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog, get medical attention immediately!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about these messages with new light after that Nathan Fielder teaser came out
Texts between Holmes & Balwani

A photo of Elizabeth Holmes (white, young, blonde, black turtleneck) “you are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger” 

A photo of Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani (middle aged, south Asian, in a grey suit) “Ok.”
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just heard a Kreayshawn song in an instagram story and my bones turned to dust as I remembered the existence of Kreayshawn
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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