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Glop Damien (like from The Omen)

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“It’s a sizzler!” -Jeff Goldblum, regarding one of my many posts 13/8 time signature got me fucked up in the crib googlin up pictures of dogs that look like Charles Mingus

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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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gifboards of canada @tamriilin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pete Font @pfontana81.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love when Dems post on twitter telling us what's wrong, it's like thanks we know. You guys know any congressmen or something? Maybe they can do something?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22h
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 23h
Meesa horny! Meesa love you long time
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's siren testing day and it's october you know what that means www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae2...
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Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 23h
I am going to personally go to the desert and flip at least 10 tortoises onto their backs because of this
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got into it with this guy myself
a bunch of AI bullshitme cooking this guysecond coursefuneral
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Bill MAR 🦈 @cane.rocks · 07/10/2026
their stuff kept getting stolen and they had some sort of dozer or backhoe that they were using to clear brush and trees. they chained the thing to a small tree for security. of course, the thieves simply used the dozer to uproot the tree and stole it.
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Bill MAR 🦈 @cane.rocks · 07/10/2026
“I’m on board, I’ll design the website!” - goons after hearing the plot of fitzcarraldo
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At last we arrive at the gold standard (dare I say golden manbaby standard) of goon projects
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all the money in the world, and the billionaires cannot buy the ability to tell a single funny joke, to have a spark of talent in the arts, to hold a single original idea. they know this and it kills them
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
A picture a giant porkchop sandwich but with the meat labeled "my existential dread" and the bun is labeled "me" and the plate of fries behind the sandwich is labeled "French fries"
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sick of open world RPGs. I want a closed world one. Nobody gets in, nobody gets out.
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M. Jeffreson @mjeffreson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goddamn we used to BE a country.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The main ding room is wherever there are men and teenage boys wearing shorts
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He took over from Mitt Romney after Mitt retired from the senate last year
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
partial debt forgiveness for pell grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in a disadvantaged community against the machine
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 04/10/2026
[examining a pro athlete's tattoos] I wonder what religion this guy is
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On a Godzilla movie kick the last few days. Currently watching G vs Gigan, and the scene where Godzilla literally tells Anguirus to go to Tokyo and check something out is the best thing I’ve seen in months.
Godzilla telling Anguirus to check out the immediate area.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
Headline that reads "Shiba Inu gets stuck in a bush, pretends that everything is ok" with a picture of the Shiba smiling while stuck in a bush.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need 700k Discover Feed Accounts to stop stirring shit today please, we have enough going on
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every few days I hop on Twitter just to see what’s going on and I almost always end up regretting it
Absolute filth and lunacy, if you have difficulty reading this consider it a blessing
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Scario Amodei 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And yet, this was the moment. This was the apogee. Zenith. This was the Velvet Underground live at the Factory.
Bryan of snarf ☂️ at FS eight hours. I’m so finished with White men’s entitlement lately that I’m really not sad about a two-year-old being eaten by a gator because his 
Daddy ignored science you really think there are no fucking consequences of anything. I got him signed and told you to stay out of water in Florida fuck a sign. I’m sad for the kids other family members, to have to pretend not to hate that dad, and to try to act like it wasn’t his gd fault
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
YouTube: “Bass teacher hears Rush for the first time” Internet: sure I’ll buy that Random guy: Choosin Texas? Haven’t heard it Internet: this is preposterous
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/09/2026
Assyrian dog figurines with names carved on them, 650 BC names in alt text, my favorite is “Don’t think, bite!” (ē tamtallik epuš pāka)
“Expeller of evil” (mušēṣu lemnūti) with white pigment and red spots
“Catcher of the enemy” (kāšid ayyāb) with red pigment
“Don’t think, bite!” (ē tamtallik epuš pāka) with white pigment
“Biter of his foe!” (munaššiku gārîšu) with turquoise pigment
“Loud is his bark!” (dan rigiššu) with black pigment
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wash, o man, thine ass
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah me too, that was always fun
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
wish i could try the hersheys kisses that are apparently "the best" but theyre harry potter themed and that would ruin even chocolate thats actually good for me
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guy going into a to catch a predator bait house, knowing full well that that's what it is, just to get to the part where chris hansen says "why don't you have a seat" and then trying to steal one of the chairs and walk out with it, committing to the bit to the point of getting tasered by police
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mega
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Newbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite part of Fist of the North Star is how it’s a post apocalyptic wasteland where food is scarce, yet Kenshiro regularly goes up against these massive dudes, just 9’ walls of pure muscle that would need like 20,000 calories a day just to get out of bed in the morning
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is your cheese maker smoking? I asked for mozzarella, not smoked provolone. Fuck me.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They are true heroes.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chungus Khaan
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
interviewer: last month you said that everyone should have clean drinking water. how will that be paid for? politician: i now believe no one should have clean drinking water audience: (cheering)
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Glop Damien (like from The Omen) @glopdemon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fiestacat used post about shitting your pants! It’s not very effective.
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