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Academician Prokhor Zakharov

@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 8h
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 3h
doin lines of that top shelf tehran nuclear dust, im fucked up off the fent isotopes, im filling the bong with heavy water and smoking mutated enriched three mile island glowing meltdown kush, feeling like the 3 eyed simpsons reactor fish, this shit aint nothin to me man
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 4h
Eddington was definitely a movie, huh?
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 8h
Happy October youtu.be/ZIFuxVM3wPk?...
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Outkast - Dracula's Wedding (Official Lyric Video) ft. Kelis
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11h
The Talmud is over 5,000 pages so the best response to left antisemites who assume all Jews have read and imbibed its meaning is to ask for their views on the third volume of Capital.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 18h
🎵You know your grandmama use to be bootleggin'🎵
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 20h
Answering either/or questions yes or no.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 20h
How about today? youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc?...
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Tame Impala - Let It Happen (Official Video)
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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she seems nice
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/10/2026
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Gallows humor was perfected by Kondraty Ryleyev in 1826. When the rope broke the first time they attempted to hang him he allegedly called out "unhappy country, where they don't even know how to hang you."
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Ivy @poisonivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love when these creeps are stupid enough to fuck up their own PR all the 'well there's no proof the CNC orgy is an AI networking event' people in shambles
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment in 2026 by the plain meaning of those terms, but if we're not willing to go that far we should at least recognize that attempting execution with phamceuticals less reliable than a bullet to the head sure as hell is.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 30/09/2026
destroying Greek life would be useful for stemming an entire mode of social reproduction which, as I must remind everyone, was born of the confederate south. Greek life prides itself on keeping the tradition of rape alive in more than one form. Sometimes literal.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greatest spin-off in history?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
bluesky age (derogatory)
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Didn't drink water all day Tried to nut on her chest but the cum was thick like a loogie, shit didn’t even get any air time It slowly dribbled over my fingers and didn’t even hit the ground The chlorine smell was insufferable, so I offset the smell with some crack"
Dracula Flow, about to put 8 inches on her forehead like Peyton Manning.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
Roman Republic: Look at my defenders dog, I’m not gonna make it
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Find something in life you love like cops love shooting dogs
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My very limited grasp of Hungarian politics is that this is basically like Mitt Romney was given a full license and mandate to unload his anger, distain and frustration with MAGA. Not woke 2, but back to 2010, at gunpoint.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
RETVRN
doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome. hes a mustachioed man in a silly tall cowboy hat
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bc I'm not sure how deep a cut this is bsky.app/profile/game...
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His inattention to detail, dubious path to conspiracy, and willingness to accuse a witness of a crime on the spot made me look and: yes, he was indeed a prosecutor (Missouri Attorney General)
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Queen Latifah played second base for me one day." - John Kruk
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In fall 2023 you had a Subway sandwich, the turkey ham and cheese, it was adequate.
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao, you'd have to be a real Sherlock to solve the mystery here. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/28/n...
They note that all visitors are required to walk through body scanners in each of the state’s 41 facilities while officers can simply decide if they want to be screened. (State law prevents the department from forcing correction officers to go through body scanners; they can refuse “for medical or other reasons” and opt for alternative methods of screening.)
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, different circumstances! No one knows if it’s replicable. But for American libs there is a grumpy extremely online xennial in Hungary living your wildest dreams, I’d send a fact finding mission or something
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will say this until I am dead; the average American voter is a consumer first, a citizen second and a global citizen a distant third.
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahahaha come on! If you ever wanted a better example of MAGA media presenting an alternate universe to its base, you'd be hard pressed to find one.
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anna Kaminski @anna-writes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hamilton ad begins with Meischa Zimmerman, who said she was arrested while eight months pregnant for missing a $50 payment to Marshall. She was paying roughly $50 a month to account for 18% interest on nearly $3,600 in total debt, according to court records. kansasreflector.com/2026/09/28/r...
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Roger Marshall alleges defamation in new ad about former Kansas patient arrested while in debt • Kansas Reflector
Lawyers for U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall, a Republican running for reelection, sent his opponent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the Democrat stop airing an ad featuring one of the senator’s former pa...
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
NEW HAWKEYE STATE (FREE): POSTGAME TEARS, in which strong men also cry.
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Postgame Tears
I’m just a baby, yeah, the Hawkeyes make me cry.
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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
URBAN WOODSMAN GETTING READY TO FIGHTURBAN WOODSMAN GETTING READY TO FIGHT
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Ok, this is crazy, but hear me out. A hockey romance, but straight "
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Brain Explosion Telegram Sticker
Alt: Brain Explosion Telegram Sticker
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could've sworn I saw Michael Tracey completely atomized by Representative Maxine Waters' heat ray vision on live TV. Mandela effect I guess.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Capt Vidal from Pan's Labrynth. Great "fash as mediocre control freak weirdo" both the actual sadsack nature of him and the terror of the system giving that guy the power over you.
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible things happening at USA Today sports
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/09/2026
The minions Gru guy, who Elon now looks like
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This moose is on an absolute rampage
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tracey: youtu.be/tAzvU_kuIFc?...
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RAPE, MURDER, ARSON AND RAPE. HD 1080P
YouTube video by Jabba MTA
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