Reposted by Academician Prokhor Zakharovdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2hChristians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy 732678
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovNikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 3hdoin lines of that top shelf tehran nuclear dust, im fucked up off the fent isotopes, im filling the bong with heavy water and smoking mutated enriched three mile island glowing meltdown kush, feeling like the 3 eyed simpsons reactor fish, this shit aint nothin to me man 35614
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 4hEddington was definitely a movie, huh? 010
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 8hHappy October youtu.be/ZIFuxVM3wPk?...youtu.beOutkast - Dracula's Wedding (Official Lyric Video) ft. KelisYouTube video by OutkastVEVO 010
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11hThe Talmud is over 5,000 pages so the best response to left antisemites who assume all Jews have read and imbibed its meaning is to ask for their views on the third volume of Capital. 3585
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time." 2247521103
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 18h🎵You know your grandmama use to be bootleggin'🎵 010
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 20hAnswering either/or questions yes or no. 240
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 20hHow about today? youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc?...youtu.beTame Impala - Let It Happen (Official Video)YouTube video by tameimpalaVEVO 000
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovDiscontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/20262026-2026 801651281
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/10/2026i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest 302421519
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAcademician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Gallows humor was perfected by Kondraty Ryleyev in 1826. When the rope broke the first time they attempted to hang him he allegedly called out "unhappy country, where they don't even know how to hang you." 1517
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovIvy @poisonivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i love when these creeps are stupid enough to fuck up their own PR all the 'well there's no proof the CNC orgy is an AI networking event' people in shambles 3666588
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovJ. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment in 2026 by the plain meaning of those terms, but if we're not willing to go that far we should at least recognize that attempting execution with phamceuticals less reliable than a bullet to the head sure as hell is. 0204
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before 151476211425
Reposted by Academician Prokhor Zakharovutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 30/09/2026destroying Greek life would be useful for stemming an entire mode of social reproduction which, as I must remind everyone, was born of the confederate south. Greek life prides itself on keeping the tradition of rape alive in more than one form. Sometimes literal. 12885164
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442779385
Reposted by Academician Prokhor Zakharovgrovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 2877661885
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovMicah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026bluesky age (derogatory) 2343414
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz 854300470
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Didn't drink water all day Tried to nut on her chest but the cum was thick like a loogie, shit didn’t even get any air time It slowly dribbled over my fingers and didn’t even hit the ground The chlorine smell was insufferable, so I offset the smell with some crack" 010
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAcademician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 04/03/2024Roman Republic: Look at my defenders dog, I’m not gonna make it 041
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Find something in life you love like cops love shooting dogs 080
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My very limited grasp of Hungarian politics is that this is basically like Mitt Romney was given a full license and mandate to unload his anger, distain and frustration with MAGA. Not woke 2, but back to 2010, at gunpoint. 2457
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAcademician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bc I'm not sure how deep a cut this is bsky.app/profile/game... 012
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His inattention to detail, dubious path to conspiracy, and willingness to accuse a witness of a crime on the spot made me look and: yes, he was indeed a prosecutor (Missouri Attorney General) 15215
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Queen Latifah played second base for me one day." - John Kruk 44312
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In fall 2023 you had a Subway sandwich, the turkey ham and cheese, it was adequate. 020
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovCJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lmao, you'd have to be a real Sherlock to solve the mystery here. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/28/n... 013017
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAmrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Again, different circumstances! No one knows if it’s replicable. But for American libs there is a grumpy extremely online xennial in Hungary living your wildest dreams, I’d send a fact finding mission or something 222617
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovMichael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will say this until I am dead; the average American voter is a consumer first, a citizen second and a global citizen a distant third. 730447
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovTheodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026JCO for the win. 231450223
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hahahahaha come on! If you ever wanted a better example of MAGA media presenting an alternate universe to its base, you'd be hard pressed to find one. 48775117
Reposted by Academician Prokhor Zakharov🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 091
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAnna Kaminski @anna-writes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Hamilton ad begins with Meischa Zimmerman, who said she was arrested while eight months pregnant for missing a $50 payment to Marshall. She was paying roughly $50 a month to account for 18% interest on nearly $3,600 in total debt, according to court records. kansasreflector.com/2026/09/28/r...kansasreflector.comRoger Marshall alleges defamation in new ad about former Kansas patient arrested while in debt • Kansas ReflectorLawyers for U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall, a Republican running for reelection, sent his opponent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the Democrat stop airing an ad featuring one of the senator’s former pa... 42512
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovIvan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026NEW HAWKEYE STATE (FREE): POSTGAME TEARS, in which strong men also cry.hawkeyestate.substack.comPostgame TearsI’m just a baby, yeah, the Hawkeyes make me cry. 1156
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovIowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 062
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around 2488685
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Ok, this is crazy, but hear me out. A hockey romance, but straight "static.klipy.comBrain Explosion Telegram StickerAlt: Brain Explosion Telegram Sticker 030
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Could've sworn I saw Michael Tracey completely atomized by Representative Maxine Waters' heat ray vision on live TV. Mandela effect I guess. 140
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again 873403387
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Capt Vidal from Pan's Labrynth. Great "fash as mediocre control freak weirdo" both the actual sadsack nature of him and the terror of the system giving that guy the power over you. 3153
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Incredible things happening at USA Today sports 2418612
Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This moose is on an absolute rampage 140
Reposted by Academician Prokhor ZakharovAcademician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tracey: youtu.be/tAzvU_kuIFc?...youtu.beRAPE, MURDER, ARSON AND RAPE. HD 1080PYouTube video by Jabba MTA 072