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goatse xcx

@bizzo.bsky.social
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I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 1h
I don't really get emotional for celebrity deaths, even for people I really loved. But you just *see* the hole Pac left. You see how loved he was by everyone around him and how much they hurt, and you can't help but hurt, too. #AEWDynamite
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 1h
fuck, the empty chair 😭 🤼
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 2h
claude is it good to piss off your generals when historically unpopular and the economy is fucked
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 9h
I think it's weird how "Golden" was the breakout song of Kpop Demon Hunters when there were at least three better songs in the movie
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 10h
Radical posters seen around Naarm / Melbourne
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 10h
I thought this was overreacting but yeah nah I got the tabs now, this is vile
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 10h
Beginning to think it's X the Everything App because techlords are signing their name like illiterate cartoon characters from the 40s
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 12h
Sake got me feeling like the white Tokugawa
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 12h
Sports dynasties 🙄
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like the classification system is kind of inadequate when sometimes you get something ultra specific like this and sometimes you get like "F2235.4 What if a guy was giant"
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm sorry but that water tower is entirely too sassy to be wasted on fewer than 2,500 people Serving more cunt than residents
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
old: techlords reinventing the bus new: techlords reinventing bonzi buddy
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
saw a post about an annoying "org" from twitter "disbanding" but how do you disband a thing that's one guy did he chop his legs off at the waist or what
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In my first year of law school I struggled so much in Legal Writing because I came from journalism and was used to not having to spell out the most utterly obvious stuff that connects thought A to B, which you're taught to do there. But apparently we ALL need to write like that now.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've seen this before. He's going to start spitting black poison that turns you into a goth girl.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard A24 was adapting some arcade platformer classic for a movie. I forget the name of the game but they're saying the genre is Elevated Action.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy to report that while this post makes its way around Nov 24 bsky, five whole posters have been literate enough to understand it and block me over it
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately, my Honda ignored the guardrails that were CLEARLY installed on the side of the highway. i believe this means it has feelings and is possibly god
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SONOFA
Yesterday's Bongo high scores. I was one point shy of global first.
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone notice the days have been getting less and less frabjous did they turn CERN back on??
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard A24 was adapting some arcade platformer classic for a movie. I forget the name of the game but they're saying the genre is Elevated Action.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God, fucking help My post hit 11/2024 bsky and instead of yelling at me they're still rting it This is owning me so much worse than if they got the joke and hated me
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to call yourself a Rationalist and everything you believe is fake and stupid and insane as hell
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is my opinion that nobody actually says "now that's what I call [noun]" outside of fiction and advertising
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BOYS have sprezzatura. MEN have itutu.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtube likes showing me things about some like world's greatest scrabble player and with a beard like that, that dude is either full on fash or communist enough to have opinions about which very specific small parties are revisionist wreckers
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still just gobstruck by "actually russia has agency" being put forward in service of "smol bean america" worldview
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a playlist that's like a to-do list of karaoke songs, so it's a jumble of stuff that doesn't go together and I listen to it enough that now in my mind, "This Love Isn't Crazy" by Carly Rae Jepsen is supposed to naturally flow into "Hunter-Killer" by Fear Factory. That's just the natural flow.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A steam game review from user "yippie." The game in question is Recommended. The full text of his review is "I am samoan"
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Syria has just beaten california to deploy a high speed rail line
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS MF WANTS TO THROW DOLLY IN JAIL!!
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bluesky, the joke understanders
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the world became a uni polar political order in which the world's only superpower flexed its malignant influence and unchecked power to undermine governments around the world. I'm talking of course about Russia.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
social media should have more gun bars
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to your hood and nobody got your jokes...
A sign of a brick and mortar business called Bluesky
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought this was dwarf fortress bugs, not freakin current events!!
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess by the time you've entered "why are people from Newcastle," there's nowhere else to go but "called Geordies" but it still felt a bit vindicating to see it autocomplete in search
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's no answer that's going to be good but I hope it wasn't suicide
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They know what they're doing with this And even by acknowledging it, I'm giving them what they want
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to your hood and nobody got your jokes...
A sign of a brick and mortar business called Bluesky
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It drives me nuts knowing that criticizing this argument on its own terms only helps the bastards, and I won't do it, but agh fuck it's so fucking stupid
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what my favorite Pac thing was? Obviously he had an incredible body of work behind him and continued to crush it. But I always appreciated when he debuted in AEW, having come from the purgatory of WWE's cruiserweight division and 205 Live, he entered his first match billed at 206 pounds.
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the fuck I was just catching up on Pac's match last night like two hours ago
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
testament to how well Austin sells that people believe he doesn't routinely squat more than Brody King's weight
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
petition to rename Divine Dominion to "The Booker's Barely Disguised Fetish"
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay free time time to catch up on the ppv
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