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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 10h
so the correct terminology for those two groups is “fascists” (the second group) and “collaborators” (the first)
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 14h
starting to think these AI Guys might not be big on consent for a reason
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 20h
the immigration position for 99% of Democrats for the last 12 years has been “obviously we need to rid the nation of undesirables polluting our society, but we need to do it The Right Way”
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 21h
ai, the official technology of piss-drinkers
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
didn’t they only allow Black people to join like 20 years ago?
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
remembering when Anthropic was being glazed as the Woke AI Company that wouldn’t let Trump use them for war crimes and chuckling a bit
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Lanterns: a show about how having bad parents turns you into a cop
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How to win in November
Trans rights are human rights and abolish ICE
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
“AI” was a clever bit of marketing sleight-of-hand to trick people’s brains into conflating plagiarism chatbots with science fiction, whereas “Super Intelligence” had that classic Failed Trump Brand stink. another masterful stroke from President Deals!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
mixing up an NBA team and a collegiate women’s basketball team because you don’t know the difference between “Hawks” and “Hawkeyes”… we are ruled by the dumbest motherfuckers in history
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
3 useful rules when dealing with conservatives & centrists: 1) if they say a thing that sounds good is actually bad, they’re lying. 2) if they say a thing that sounds bad is actually good, they’re lying. 3) If they say they have an alternative to a good thing that’s even better, they’re lying.
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is such bullshit that MLB destroyed one of the best sports watching days of the year by putting 75% of the Wild Card playoff action on Peacock and some NBC sports channel no one has 🙄
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
the New York Times has always been our enemy
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
finding out that there are people whose jerk-off material isn’t “barely-legal porn viewed while at work” and recoiling in horror
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
“Rahm Emmanuel is the political equivalent of sex with your husband with ED that you’re in a loveless marriage with”, what an endorsement
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Mina Kimes: never wrong, just early
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
a classic Fox News Facebook Grandpa move: “why are we letting people take out students loans they’ll never pay back to major in Underwater Basket Weaving?”
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
AI, the official technology of pedophiles
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Bill Gates trying to get Trump in a good mood by bringing up their memories of Epstein before making policy suggestions
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t understand how fragile our water infrastructure is. I’ve had contaminated water in the last six years. I’ve had my water co. hijacked for digital ransom. We are in perpetual near drought conditions... in NC, not AZ. AI boosters use pedantry about water use as an accountability shield.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
listening to really shitty department store background music pop so that my understanding of basic majoritarian politics is considered Valid
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 26/09/2026
In 2015, Jon Bois made a Pretty Good about Stanislav Petrov. It got copyright claimed not too long later and was believed to be lost media. It was recovered in May 2025. You should watch it.
youtu.be
PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 4: THE NIGHT STANISLAV PETROV SAVED ALL OUR ASSES (JON BOIS REUPLOAD)
YouTube video by Will Belmont
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah people should really use AnyDice.com goated resource
anydice.com
AnyDice
AnyDice is an advanced dice probability calculator, available online. It is created with roleplaying games in mind.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
AOC was never gonna win a Democratic presidential primary anyway (they’d Bernie her)
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026
We are one more bad week from Patriots fans demanding that Vrabel be allowed an open relationship
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
My ttrpg group, very kindly agreeing not to progress further into the final dungeon because someone can’t make the session: we’ll get out and have a chill beach episode haha The random encounter table, which has a whole-ass Demon Lord as one of the entries: think again motherfuckers
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI isn't going "rogue" because it can't—and we won't get a grip on how companies like OpenAI are playing with fire until we have the language right
eoinhiggins.substack.com
There are no “rogue” AI agents
Identifying them as such only lets companies like OpenAI off the hook.
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
since a country song is in the discourse rn and i see the genre as a whole catching a lot of strays, here's something i've been meaning to do for a while: country music recs for people who don't like country. no genre should be judged by its lowest common denominator examples!
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
“AI/data center water usage is tiny compared to agriculture, it’s not a real issue” is a deflection that seems to ignore that people need food to live, so even the most environmentally-wasteful approach to feeding people is a better use of water than the lying machine.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i've never heard it because "no. 1" doesn't mean anything anymore, I never heard half the drake songs that went no. 1 either
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
“The Rise of Skywalker” killed love for Star Wars of the biggest fan I know, my father, so I simply cannot imagine an “Episode 10”. you might as well tell me there’s going to be a sequel to paint drying.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if he didn't explicitly mention gaza or trans people you know he doesn't mean a fucking word of this
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
Skacore! At the Comics Shop
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
this was so obviously a right-wing op and so many people still joined in on it because the desire to engage in hippie-punching is just that strong
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mors @mors.games · 25/09/2026
all vibe-coded ports look and feel like shit because theyre made by people without the experience or passion to pay attention to the small details these projects are like a disease to the reverse engineering community and must be rejected at all costs if we want to maintain a standard of quality
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
ttrpgs are wild, what do you mean I feel sad for the old Viking NPC whose son we got killed fighting werewolves because he wants him buried on our island so they can be close in death even though they weren’t in life.
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Joey's Spooky Halloween Name @joeypeters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New, from me: Everything You Didn't Want to Know About the Rationalist Sex Cult and Didn't Want to Ask (I'm sorry) comradery.co/joeyp/posts/...
The domino meme. A guy places a tiny tiny domino the leads to a bigger one and bigger one, until there's a huge hip height domino. The smallest one is labeled "Ray Kurzeil can't deal with mortality." The biggest one says: "Aella throws a Reverse Gangbang for a smelly programmer."
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about this "AI is gonna go rogue" bullshit is that we've established that this technology requires extremely expensive unpopular infrastructure to run. Like oh god the super intelligence is gonna kill us all please keep letting us build the streaming diesel fume factories
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
When people drive Tesla this is what I assume they think of me
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the so-called “Straight?” @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
yeah I mean when the industry’s stereotype goes from “nerdy guy who wants to build an app” to “AI-addicted jerk who works for a defense contractor and thinks women shouldn’t vote” it probably should have that effect
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