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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3h

they's a them, in a red leather jacket they's a gem, in a red leather jacket

the poster in a white button up shirt, brown pants, and a red leather jacket

Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

big fan of feeling more confident in my body and feeling good about wearing clothes and putting my little outfits together every day

the poster in a red and white mostly unbuttoned shirt with a black undershirt and black jeans. you can see a lil bit of tummy peeking out.

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

went to Aldi and got some of that girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I m-

a can of "Gridlock Paradise" energy drink from Aldi

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm off work today and the kids are at school so we got a twofer

the poster in a purple and black vertical striped long sleeve top with black sleeves, and black leggings

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

65 degrees out means it's leggings season now

the poster wearing a black longish top with gold pattern on the sleeves and lower part, and black leggings. THE TOP HAS POCKETS, DID YOU NOTICE THAT. IT HAS POCKETS.

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got enough big ass band shirts from when I was fatter that I could probably do this all week

the poster in a black three sided long sleeve Circle Jerks tour shirt with olive green short shorts

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the same as it's been since 1999 you guessed it "Slob On My Knob" by Tear Da Club Up Thugs

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I want a them with a short shorts and a loonnnnng t-shirt

the poster wearing off white shorts under a 2XL SKA DREAM tshirt

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have ALMOST got the chunk of this starting from "deficit is nothing more than a fancy word for loss" to map onto the chorus of "Me and Bobby McGee"

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

thank you to everybody who has wished me a happy birthday today but especially to the 2014 Subaru Forester

an image of the screen from my car wishing me a happy birthday

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the gayest movie ever made has a title that can't be repeated in polite company

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

how in the fuck are there TWO John Brown cosplay dipshits on here that I have learned about today

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the cars have a pope, who is a guy, that rides around inside a car popemobile, who is also a guy. that the car popemobile exists in the first place implies that there was an assassination attempt on a previous car pope

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

you know for years I thought that Tommy was the clear runaway winner for the title of "Worst Tallarico" but

static.klipy.com

New Challenger Approaching

ALT: New Challenger Approaching

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

okay first off it's 73 unread wikipedia articles in my tabs

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my father in law just paid $500 for a 2006 Ram 1500 with a quarter million miles on it that is vastly more capable of doing actual truck shit

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

as someone who spent a couple years after college being mediocre to bad at slow pitch softball I can confidently say that every single one of those is an out

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*yelling and pounding my fists on the table* CA-ROLE KING, TA-PES-TRY CA-ROLE KING, TA-PES-TRY CA-ROLE KING, TA-PES-TRY CA-ROLE KING, TA-PES-TRY

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

2004, Pop's, Sauget, IL. Megadeth touring System Has Failed. My friends and I are on the balcony; they start playing "Kick the Chair" and the place goes crazy. From out of the pit, what I think was a sweatshirt flies up and hits Dave Mustaine full on. Everything. Stops. DEAD.

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sad boy lit is just Jawbreaker lyrics sheets

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I LOVE HAVING A COOL AND SUPPORTIVE WIFE WHO IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS ME I LOVE HAVING A COOL AND SUPPORTIVE WIFE WHO IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS ME

the poster in a pink orange and purple diagonal striped top with black skinny jeans. it's kind of an off the shoulder number and you can see their bra strap peeking out a lil bit

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

who knew Chuck Berry got into the JAV industry

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I will tastefully refrain from saying what I want to about Stan Kroenke and simply tell the Angels fans out there to enjoy this high while it lasts

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

everybody is calling this post-Danzig Misfits but they are wrong, I know the Kryst the Conqueror wikipedia page when I see it

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

not my story, but a friend of mine in high school was going to see Propagandhi at the Creepy Crawl when they were touring for Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes. the date of the show? September 12, 2001

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the father, the son, the holy spirit, the rain, the park & other things

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

reading all the fun replies and quotes talking about some sort of music group called AJR and thinking to myself, "oh, right, AJR. of course. yes. I know them. uhhh... right. Andrew Jackson, uhhh. Rihad."

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my folks were usually pretty chill about any music I was into as a teenager but one of the handful of times I ever got the "what the heck are yooouuu listening to" talk was when I opened up a package from Columbia House containing the Red Hot Chili Peppers' Blood Sugar Sex Magik at the kitchen table

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

if it weren't for Half-Life 2, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

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