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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 6h

Thank you for the Covid/Flu shot combo making me so sleepy today that I forgot it's one year of unemployment for me, whee

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 6h

What could have been if the Jets would have had the courage

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InsideMDSports @insidemdsports.bsky.social · 7h

A few “Fire Locksley” signs spotted on student apartments across Maryland’s campus.

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 7h

I get that Smith is hemmed in here by people like Barry Gosset and the appearance of the former AG/Gov candidate as the player's lawyer does not portent good things on that front, but you gotta clean house.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 9h

Tough to see any good justification for Mike Locksley to continue as Maryland's coach for another day let alone another week www.baltimoresun.com/2026/09/30/m...

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Video shows Maryland football’s Josiah Teasley putting ex-girlfriend on ground

Ring-camera footage shows Maryland football player Josiah Teasley grabbing his former girlfriend and moving her across a driveway before she goes to the ground.

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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 10h

A second Wile E Coyote movie has hit the Oak Table board holy shit

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 10h

Its very funny that many on this side pride themselves on not living in a bubble and being openminded, man and then it is the same five takes recycled every day

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 11h

It is absolutely insane and a sign that Anthropic is not taking the things they say seriously that they have not actively and urgently reached out to maintainers of every even somewhat-critical open source project.

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 12h

As the numbers got lower and there was no Maryland mention i got the sinking feeling where it was going, and yeah

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Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

drafts check in

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But I was promised by someone anxietyposting from Stockholm that this would be a secret base that makes Cobra Commander blush.

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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Should be seen as a leading indicator to all prospective head coaching candidates for this cycle out there. Maryland makes headlines. Think of the headlines you could make as the next head coach!

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Aggies are spending nearly $50 million and are not even sniffing the playoffs and you cannot tell me this is sustainable

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Ben @bseahawk14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What if Locksley gets fired as a second order affect of this?

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is exactly the simplistic narrative that drives me up the wall

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That he still has a job is only because Jim Smith was not able to scrounge together $9 million, which is an indictment in itself

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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wow it’s literally naptime for the washed QB otaku

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Again, i get why Dems like Beyer do this, but it's annoying because he knows the answer is "No one, because it's a stupid ploy to get the courts to approve it."

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Davy Crockett @davidcrockett08.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Among the other wild things about this boring perpetual take is that it’s ostensible socialists all treating billionaires as having infinitely more resources and power than government. Mike Bloomberg, Billionaire Mayor, had a bigger municipal budget than his net worth every year.

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Again I do not particularly like this bill mainly because the "cap" is too low, the unworkable coaching provisions, locking in the current (!!) conferences but the existence of a cap, transfer and conference expansion restrictions are good actually and the limited anti-trust exemptions are also fine

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm so mad at myself for not seeing this one coming. Sicko playcaller with an experienced backup QB is the ultimate upset formula.

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Again I do not get all the "sky is falling takes" about this bill

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even ChatGPT would call out Nick Sirianni on his bullshit here lol

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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what would all those Life Surge attendees think smh

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fire Locks just for giving him quality material like this

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You wanna see some people completely melt down over nothing? Come to this thread from yesterday

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Mike Locksey vs a Head of Lettuce @convolutedname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chart boys and girls i love you but again no normal person is going to supermarket and say "oh wow, prices are getting higher at a smaller rate less compared to last year, things are looking up!"

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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Walter Mondial @dabenner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The port-a-potties learned to slide before Jaxson Dart did.

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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want Denver to win in the most fraudulent way possible

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Brandon Aubrey being really good at kicking ball far actually cost Dallas there. He kicked the kickoff through the end zone when basically any return would have taken enough time off the clock to prevent that ending

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