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Not much of a poster, just here to laugh through the end times. Also cats 😻

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every tech update now is like hey we heard you like to use your phone, check this out: we superglued it to the side of a milk jug full of piss
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoa we’re halfway there Whoa-oh, gonna need a chair🎶
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/08/2026
Book
Skull drawing
"How to Succeed in Business and Then Die Anyway"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
did you install the opposite of autocorrect
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute 

Image: 
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg 
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rise and grind
4 panel momo comic:

Panel 1: momo in bed. We see the sun has risen through the bedroom window. Text reads “I wake up”

Panel 2: momo behind his table. There’s a coffee pot and a pink cup of coffee on it. Text reads “pour myself a little coffee”

Panel 3: he’s in a chair behind the table with an opened laptop and a glass of water. It says “check my little emails”

Panel 4: we see he left his house. Door still a little bit open. Text: “ignore them a little bit” as momo gleefully goes to play outside rather than answering his work duties
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 06/08/2026
Hello? Yes, this is she.
My cat holding a catnip pillow shaped like a pickle to her ear. She is lying on some sheets
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dustin @godfrey.work · 30/07/2026
gmail doing an ai summary of your email then telling you ai makes mistakes so you should probably read the actual email anyway cool thanks
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andreolli.bsky.social @andreolli.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(Right answer)
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/07/2026
I do not have a trillion dollars but I do have the capacity for joy
a giant bowl of fresh backyard tomatoes of many different varieties
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Loxy @loxy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So in an effort to reduce some of the excess jewelry-making stuff that I have, I have uploaded a bunch of new things that are mostly metal and wood based. They are cheaper than my usual collections, only $10-$20 each. Check them out at Loxythemaker.com
Metal designes on similar sized pieces of wood earrings. Silver tone metal with wood earrings. Painted black metal with wood earrings. Brass metal pieces with wood, earrings.
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H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I hope this finds you well
An illustration of two hands holding a dowsing rod - in this case it's a good old-fashioned y-shaped stick. The left hand here looks completely wrong, also, like someone has stuck the wrong limb on a Frankenstein. Or maybe for some reason 2 people are holding the stick? Not sure how that would work in terms of water divination success.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Writer of “Rape Apologists Must Die!” @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"We are deploying responsibly
developed Al to liberate humanity from menial labor and usher in an era of unparalleled creativity and abundance."
SAM ALTMAN

"You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed.
You are not liberating human creativity - you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft training data."
NAOMI KLEIN
@think_and_exist
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Loxy @loxy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So I just uploaded a bunch of new stuff to Loxythemaker.com. As always, my bsky buddies get 20% off with code Bskybaybee. Here are just a couple examples from over 50 new pairs. More than just earrings on my site! Tell your friends? #bsnm
Pink polymer clay earrings in different shapes.Polymer clay earrings that look like mountains in front of auroras. Blue polymer clay squiggle earrings. Earrings with moon and stars over ocean waves.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
if you are living your life on your terms you already won
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Yuliya Komska @ykomska.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
By Jim Benton
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It cost $0 to repost my art
A pirate kitty on a boat with his swordKitty in a space ship waving goodbye to earthWizard octopus A ninja kitty fighting a robot
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
dress for the job you want
a girl in bed doing skin care and eating pasta while she watches something on her laptop
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Loxy @loxy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A nice review of my product at Loxythemaker.com with everything 20% off this weekend only!
loxythemaker.com
Loxy the Maker - Yukon-made jewelry and accessories
Earrings, necklaces, hair clips, pins, magnets, wall hangings, suncatchers and other custom creations made from polymer clay and laser cut wood.
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Gayal @gayal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He made it 🙌
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A rabbit making a shadow puppet of a human hand.... Get it?
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 26/03/2026
“Everyone at the Dinner Party” Very happy to say I’ve finally managed to format this so it’s actually legible here. So, jump on in and see if you can find yourself! Enjoy.
Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party”

Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go! 

The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once.

The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog.

(Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight. 

The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine)

The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs)

The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”)

The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)
The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…)

The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!”

The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him) 

Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop.

The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone.

The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend)

(Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that)

The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring.

The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)
The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story.

The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”.

The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat)

The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share.

Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat)

The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this.

(Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen)

The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.
The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job.

(At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this.

(Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence. 

The end.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
a spring flying through the air with the text spring is in the air
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Food is yummy and exercise hard So my tummy is mostly lard
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/03/2026
Have a Fucking Website www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/h...
otherstrangeness.com
Have a Fucking Website - Other Strangeness — merritt k
For fuck's sake
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
life is just doing dishes and laundry until you feel the sweet embrace of death
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Mista Bob Dobalina🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @mistabobdobalina.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
our patience has been rewarded
A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Got a new phone so I’ll be behaving like a dementia patient for a week or so. Perhaps longer. Who can say…
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/02/2026
Today's top 10 brands on Amazon: ELFIGRIGN POTMKNA HELWBA NONNTO ABLWEBL DREFNYU VADRENK OLPOQUO UMFRIBLA SVONKYET
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We are fully committed to completely destroying the product or service you once loved. On that, you have my word." - all new CEOs
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
amy hwang new yorker cartoon of a cat reading a book at the counter. book is "how to be super annoying AND cute". a cat author's pic is on the back cover
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How can you have a day without a night?
youtu.be
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
YouTube video by MassiveAttackVEVO
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/02/2026
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest
Mongolia Olympic Team opening ceremony uniform by Goyol: slogan “What we carried through winter, we carry to the world”
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