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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

OK, that MLB commercial with the stick figures is great. If I'm going to hunt Biberty for sport, it's only to fair to mention the good commericals

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

Yesterday you were horny for 3 sweaty muscle men, and now it's 5 sweaty muscle men," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" The man who was horny for 8 sweaty muscle men frowned. "Look, I'm horny for 13 sweaty muscle men, I don't have time for

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

we're a week away from "there's a word for three twins now, it's called 'triplets,' lots of people don't know this. many people don't know this, they're surprised when I tell them."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15h

i got logged out of the account, and as anyone with adhd knows, this means i've been shadowbanned

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18h

what cassette should i be playing in this thing when 16-year-old me rolls up in a tank top and picks up your daughter. i'm thinking Holy Diver.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18h

Listen, between the racists and the abusers, we're in a bit of a pickle. Only thing to do is support them and hope for the best.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"i'm 90 percent fur," Biberty cries. I stop sharpening my cleaver and lock eyes with him, my right hand gripping him from behind. I give a couple of medium-firm squeezes and a smile. He's marbled like kobe beef. By the way he just sighed, he knows it.

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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if it's not one thing, it's another

RFK Jr says Tammy Craps dolls "don't smell like farts no more, once again" following FDA recall reversal
This article is more than 2 months old
The deodorizing poison once used to kill the fart smell had been recalled after reports that people up to 160 pounds were also feeling as if they'd smoked five Macanudos

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you had to eat the ENTIRE thing in one sitting, would you rather eat Chungus or Liberty Biberty?

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yordan álvarez's baseball savant page, but it's for Geddy Lee instead

Yordan's page on Baseball Savant, with 1st percentile rapping, and 100th percentile "cool sounds on the bass", "songs about snow dogs", catching the mystery and catching the drift"

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Joe Espada went down to the arm barn, looking for the right arm.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what in the actual hell was that show leading into the white sox game

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

velocity was down for Sale in that inning ... up to 25 percent off normal.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't believe one of these guys is still playing

three tweets

first
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Dec 6, 2016
A "Who's on First?" update, but about an Italian guy trying to buy a cello from a Red Sox fan who can't stop talking about their rotation.

second

Dec 6, 2016
Still a work in progress, give me a few minutes on this.

third

"cuando per cello?"
"won the cy young!"
"ah, no, the sale, the sale"
"He's good!"
"the price"
"Also good!"
"right, my english"
"Wright! He's

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tossing liberty biberty to a mastiff the first chance I get.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i actually know where this is and what happened. they were having a problem with someone putting noodles in the water fountain

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[rob halford voice] In mound persona Tolle and Schlitter

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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here is 42 mins of the Grateful Dead/Merl Saunders music cues for the '85 reboot series of The Zone. I didn't know this collection existed, this is new to me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD0Y...

youtube.com

Grateful Dead & Merl Saunders~The Twilight Zone Volume 1 - 1985 TV Series Original Soundtrack Album

YouTube video by classictbone

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[under breath on hot mic] more like STEAL mill

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LOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Kuip’s stick man has a boiler. 😂😂

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[explaining my preseason prediction of the Giants going 83-79] oh no, wordpress has gone rogue again

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[at job interview] ME: one sec [starts blending] [takes lid off] [adds scoop of powder] [blends for 15 seconds] ME: sorry [pours drink into large mug] ME: do you have a napkin wait nevermind [wipes mouth on sleeve] HIRING DIRECTOR: i've seen enough, you got the job (Director of Being Too Online)

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it appropriate to write an AI song about iced coffee for your first interview with the murder company

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I counted 51 shows that I've never seen a single episode of. Some of them would drive you mad.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

he's doing this but in real life, amazing

The angry neighbor from ITYSL yelling, "It's a pig!"

Same neighbor on a trampoline with li'l weights, and it looks like he really is being a dick about the property line and the bushes.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This hits hard for me, because I'm not a conspiracy theorist, and I know everybody says there aren't substations near Oracle Park. Just ask yourself, though, what if there are? Secret ones built just before this season.

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 25/09/2026

Alex Bregman is the first person in MLB history to play in 10 straight postseasons without appearing on the Braves or Yankees.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Parsons Tears set at Austin City Limits was transcendent. I need this.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If he can handle the seventh inning, I’m in.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is what I would do if I were pissed off at physics. Screw you, physics. Look at your god now. He’s day drinking.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gotta era-adjust for this. The raw numbers look close, but the RCSM+ is off the charts for this administration. They're like a 40-homer hitter in 1968.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

74-year-old chewbacca in an obvious oscar-bait role

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

saw a ross douthat 60 minutes promo, and the first words that flashed through my mind were "false berlin" and "bizarre little man." i really need someone to let me stay in their cabin in the woods for a couple weeks.

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