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@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life 📚who prose there? pod📖 linktr.ee/whoprosethere lamentations: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3chpwqnhxl…

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wish you were here.
Sunset cloud picture from Hanalei, HI
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 10h
Come fade with me.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1h
*mouthing ‘everywhere?’ to self*
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1h
One of the few people who can take consistently great pictures of the moon! 😌
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
This is such a gorgeous shot 😍
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 3h
Good morning beautiful 😌
A very slender waning crescent moon in the eastern sky at dawn, peeking through the limbs of a pine tree
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you for noticing
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there. I better pick up the pace
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🫴🏼 this set will not depreciate in value (because it’s already worth nothing) you’ll be thrilled to know
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h
I sent you an intricate daguerreotype of my vulva, please respond
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tried to take cute pictures of Toby and he didn’t want to look at the camera lol 🐶💚
A light golden retriever lying nestled in a bed of lush green foliage and groundcover, looking toward the camera with a calm expression against a dense background of bamboo stalks.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
Oh my good lord
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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pulling out a pack of flutes taking one out and playing an autumn morning’s melody then stomping the flute out on the ground.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll get to this! Currently making popping a fimo version in the kiln
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*lips on mic* ᴜɴʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ
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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a great idea, thanks black mould
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Remembering the time my Dad went to work on some old fella’s plane and it turned out he used to “work” for the Kray twins. It also turned out he knew my Dad’s Dad. And that was the day we learned that my grandad (Uncle Frank) was lk a gangster who was “invited” to leave London by Ronnie & Reggie.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
You can collect it in all formats? I’m doing potato print next week
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Back to the drawing board *sighing*
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💚 m.youtube.com/watch?v=KkCl...
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In Praise of Bacchus
YouTube video by Type O Negative - Topic
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h
Look in the corn 🌽
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👀
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h
it’s important to know your worth in an economy that values nothing
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✨45 ✨ followers and this wet hole is yours 🫴🏼
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h
SHAME
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h
“He” will wake up and be like WTF
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h
I sent you an intricate daguerreotype of my vulva, please respond
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15h
I will whisper nothings and you can sweeten them to taste.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h
I wouldn’t say I hold a grudge but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.
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Lolllll
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harpy @harpy.party · 14h
real cavewives of the neolithic
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*sighing* agreed 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h
WHAT IF I DO WHAT THEN
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 5h
History is full of firsts. Think of the first cars. The first airplanes. The first telephones. The first elevators. What did these things have in common? They all sucked. This is why it is far more important to be awesome. Remember the first pyramids? The fuck you do
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"Stella!"
White cat standing on two legs with arms outstretched (resembles "Stella!" scene from A Streetcar Named Desire)
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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Lady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
We need a feature that lets people boop your pfp and have it temporarily change back to your previous one so I can remember who you are
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/12/2024
them: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two
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Just the right amount of metal for kicking bad men to the kerb 🫴🏼
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*blows you a kiss with my middle finger
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Thank you my bionic footed friend 💖🥰
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 3h
A massive moss covered boulder in the woods surrounded by dead lead cover A wooden fort-like structure built shoddily in the woods near a narrow stream. A little creepy actually. A glimpse of the rising sun theough the trees and a long view of the woods/forest we walked through this morning. Lots of trees, leaves, rocks and moss
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The Crow
A crow is perched on the branch sticking out of a moss covered stump in a pine forest
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“have a great der” he said as he left the dry cleaner and then proceeded to beat the shit out of himself for the rest of the der
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20h
The cat started doing that awful pre puke meow so I jumped up, grabbed her and ran into the kitchen so she could puke on the tile. That's the fastest I run, when I'm holding a pre puke cat
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey, everyone, don't forget to be unnecessarily irritated by something really trivial today, okay
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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