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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21h

Spending a billion £ on full backs was a bit of a giveaway.

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I’ve heard loads of Man City fans and former staff saying they feel gas lit by the board and owners for years after all the evidence has come out. Then the CEO doubles down and calls it a conspiracy against them by the Premier league. At this point the best policy would be acceptance and humility.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19h

Is there a Mr Arrested after installing flock cameras inside flocks CEO’s home for his ‘safety’?

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 14h

This is me watching Port Vale win a Play Off final and we did it without cheating or being owned by a country.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 14h

Just had a very angry Man City fan suggest not only that I look like the kind of guy who’s wife doesn’t let him go the football but also she’ll leave me soon. I must remember to tell Christina that I have a wife but luckily it will be over soon.

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Jamie T @thejamiet.bsky.social · 17h

#OilandGaslighting get it trending

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19h

Is there a Mr Arrested after installing flock cameras inside flocks CEO’s home for his ‘safety’?

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21h

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Intelligence and skill from Trent. I really don’t get how you don’t see that as a manager.

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Spending a billion £ on full backs was a bit of a giveaway.

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Celebrating someone’s death now is it JB?

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Good handsome man compliment. “You’re so handsome you could play Indian Jones in a stage production”

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Reducing care costs will save nearly all pensioners more than the triple lock would ever create. Plus they’re not even doing it unless they get elected on a manifesto with this in it.

Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

There was an article that labelled a former Man City player as 2 times premier league winner and my brain automatically read it as “2 times premier league winner”

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My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors

Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors

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Liz Truss once had to look after the Tea and Coffee kitty and we are still paying down the debt to B&Q.

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Buying my diesel from the dark web from now on. It comes in a zip lock bag so you can keep the freshness.

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The way he talks with such authority whilst talking absolute shit. It’s almost impressive. They never apologise when they are made to look a fool by basic facts. Embarrassing that he’s even got a chance of power.

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Its too cold to just be in a T-shirt but too hot to be in a jumper @andyburnham.bsky.social

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Thank you to who bought some socks and a hoodie off me.

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Really want to do my four lions of the Cotswold joke on here where I say Foir gras lions more like but would you all get it?

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So has this explosives story been blown all out of proportion? If you would like to pardon the pun that I made there, thank you.

Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really ill today so please send money to the normal places. Or buy something from my link in bio. Someone bought a picture and some stickers earlier.

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Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov with the look of a man who has won a trouser press on Bully’s prize board, only to immediately lose it.

Serdar Berdimuhamedov marking the 35th year of Turkmenistan’s independence, of which he is the third dictator in that time.

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Its too cold to just be in a T-shirt but too hot to be in a jumper @andyburnham.bsky.social

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Buying my diesel from the dark web from now on. It comes in a zip lock bag so you can keep the freshness.

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Sorry that my main topic of conversation recently has been how backed up I am.

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Not saying this account is awful but later in the feed they go on to ask which country has the best breakfast using AI art examples.

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Liz Truss once had to look after the Tea and Coffee kitty and we are still paying down the debt to B&Q.

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Stigmata? I don’t even know her.

Pic of my hand that yes is mainly palm with a tiny cut in the middle of it.

Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Imagine if you were at that leisure centre all day and you haven’t got a pound coin for the lockers

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Complaining about the international break and then England and Spain serve up that great game and make our moaning look ridiculous.

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😭

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I hate myself for this but when someone announces they are doing a marathon my interest really kicks in if they then say they haven’t done the training and it’s next week.

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holland and Barrett send me a promotional email. I check to see if any products I want are in it. They are not and we will do this dance again next week.

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Next event is St Michael's Hospice on 5 October. All proceeds straight to their charity. So if you don't come along or share, I guess you don't want people to have a comfortable death, dearie me! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/get-ahead-...

Event flyer for Get Ahead of Being Dead with Evie King.

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I’ve had a good nights sleep so it’s over for you guys today.

Replying “Alright Simon Calder” to all Map Tap scores over 920.

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All Map Tap scores shared over 920 will be investigated by the Met Police Map Tap cheat squad. Sadiq Khan

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All my bad posts are a set up for an amazing post that will happen definitely at some point if you would just be patient, please and thank you.

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