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Jingle Bellend

@mrweir.bsky.social
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Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.

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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12h
£6 in a village charity shop. Like how Adge Cutler outranks the Blondie and Madonna original 7"s in price.
7" singles of Blondie 'Atomic', £1 50, Madonna 'Into The Groove', 50p and 'Like a Virgin, £1. And finally Adge Cutler and The Wurzels with their "Scrumpy and Western" ep, £3.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One good thing has come out the Fairford shite. And that's me now knowing the death beast that rumbled above me back in July was a B1 Lancer bomber.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arthur and Shadow's 80s synth pop debut is out now.
Two cats looking like an 80s album cover.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A big wet chef's kiss to the WH Smiths employee responsible for that sticker placement.
A sticker covering the P and I of the magazine title 'Pick Me Up!'
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much any more.
A very remote bus stop in South West England.
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HI SCORES. 2026 REISSUE. 20 NOVEMBER, LP / CD. Celebrating 30 years of ‘Hi Scores’. boardsofcanada.com
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probing interview with Jake
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dolly / The Sheep
My Saint Dolly  (Parton) sweater with one of our sheep on the background.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coming through Westerleigh on the train, just saw two majestic Brown Hares sat together in a field and then about 30 seconds later, a lone Muntjac inspecting a tilled field. So day is looking up.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got told off for not tackling a shoplifter in WH Smiths Temple Meads, so yep, definitely back in England. PS : It was crisps, she was tiny, looked starving and NOBODY likes a grass
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Village People, Kid Rock and Rosanne Barr beatbox incoming.
All support acts on Ed Sheeran's US tour quit after Macklemore dropped.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also, saw Tracey Ullman outside looking like she was coming in. Didn't expect that.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back here for the first time since NYE 1993.
A crowd at Brixton Academy waiting for Broken Social Scene.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woop
Sunrise reflecting on the sea as seen from a plane
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From the back of our cab. Last photo I took of New York as we were leaving, March 2000.
Photo taken from the back of a yellow taxi cab, there are cars behind us.You can see the start of the Brooklyn Bridge and the Hudson River to the left. The sun is setting between the tall buildings in the distance beyond the bridge and on the right you can see the twin towers of the World Trade Centre.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The complete cat insanity of NOT my side of the office has just arrived in the mail.
A keyboard with a cat-shaped mouse. A mouse in the shape of a cat's head. Cat-themed mouse and wrist rest.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has he fucking cloned himself
Total tosser Mike Graham with another total tosser guest who looks like him, spouting utter shite as usual.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Working from home with the Reform party conference playing on YouTube in the background and let me tell you... It is fucking hilarious.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very much enjoying the courtroom drawings of Andrew and Tristan Tate 😂
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My mini haul from the Feira Do Livro, Porto. Beatles possibly in the preferred order. #TheBeatles #DCComics #AllStarSquadron
Early 80s DC issues of All-Squadron comic. Including issue number one. 4 postcards with a drawing of a different member of The Beatles on each.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The people vs Moona Chicken. Moona Chicken won.
Utterly incredible Korean fried chicken from Moona in Porto. The Black Secret Chicken omgThe peanut coating. OMFG. A Moona Chicken take out box, because we couldn't finish.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ducks at the book fayre.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why did none of you tell me they were oranges? 🤦🏻‍♂️🍊🤦🏻‍♂️🍊🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My favourite part of the Brentford Spurs game today was when they cut from an aerial view of the stadium to Robert De Spursy having an existential crisis as it dawns on him that he is in fact the manager of Spurs. #BRETOT
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Am I petty enough to send this to all my Man Utd supporting mates? Yes. #HULMUN
Lionel Richie on the phone asking 'HULLooo? Is it points you're looking for?'
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And to think, we made a diversion to stop and buy limes on the way here. 🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Evening stroll through Viseu, with added Gruff Rhys.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry pal you can't be bringing your baby with a bowling ball in here at this time of night.
Jesus refusing to let someone into a bar.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Holiday has gone very 1970s. And I like it.
Drinks on the lawn by the pool.A swimming pool at sunset with lawn and trees in the background.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Adios Salamanca. Vamos! 🇪🇸🛣️🇵🇹
View of the Cathedral from out hotel room. Pre road trip coffee.Salamanca embossed street plaque.Plaza Mayor square, Salamanca. A plaque with the city name in the foreground and a grand building at one side of the square in the background with arches leading into the square.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Years from now, history students will be struggling to figure out where things went so badly wrong and then they'll see an archive video of either Tice, Farage or Trump. They'll click their fingers and go "Got it!".
Twat Richard Rice saying people should "stop fighting climate and enjoy the heat."
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Go on then.
Vermouth and a Sangria, Plaza Mayor, Salamanca.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Salamanca Spam
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Salamanca is lively.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will never be able to compete with the coolness of her Sunn O))) cap.
Herself in her beloved Sunn O))) cap that reads 'ever breathe a frequency?'.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ávila spam
A panoramic view of the walled city of Ávila, North West Spain. Some geese outside the city walls. A sangria and a red wine with the town square in the background, early evening. Sunset outside the city wall, there are four turrets.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As of yet, undrunk
Cans of Jack and Coke, Hello Kitty Strawberry, SOS Hangover drink and an 8.6 Blonde bastard
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really hope everyone who gleefully platformed that unfuckable, racist worm Nathan Cofnas last week gets an incurable ass disorder.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When I saw it, dear reader....
A replica sword from the movie Highlander with the name 'MacLeod' on the hilt. Spotted in a shop in Ávila.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gingerbread Nun, anyone?
Gingerbread Nuns in Ávila, Spain.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wood Pigeon enjoying the eclipse in Porto yesterday.
A wood pigeon, sat in a berry plant, enjoying the eclipse. In Portugal.
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Iain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just listening to #TheArchers from 1986 as my @thecidershedpod.bsky.social homework. In August 1986 rumours were rife that a dodgy cult was buying Ambridge Hall. If only the villagers had known that they were getting sheep murderers instead, they might have done more to attract the cult.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Also, should I bring the washing in?
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Contestant : READY
Some heart-shaped sunglasses
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So Bonnie Tyler dies last month and there's an eclipse today arranged no doubt by the Illuminati and paedo rings?
Matt Le Tissier pondering another conspiracy
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Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'll get my eclipse glasses tomorrow when they're in the sales.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sangita Myska has finally given an interview about her sacking from LBC and the details of her NDA are quite shocking.
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