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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. confess.ngl.link/mcflurry31308 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
Black text on white background reading: Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13h
what is that song with the guitar riff that goes: Rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr , rrrr rrr rrr rrr
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes your honor, but I didn't shot no deputy
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Harley Davidson 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 07/10/2026
Writing out my Halloween list so you know which pumpkin to get me
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 21h
if I was bulletproof I would probably still try to not get shot
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes all we need is a hug. no words. no advice. just a hug.
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i_was_paul @iwaspaul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just be present; the rest is bullshit
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the kind of tired I was telling you about.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even if I had the time I wouldn't have the time.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning.
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Dan Levy's Bored Expression
ALT: Dan Levy's Bored Expression
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path)
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I get sad I’m lonely but then i remember other people and I’m okay.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙏🏻
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The devil on my shoulder is nicer than me.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m well versed in nightmares now. Idc. I’ll fuck a boogeyman up.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how I flirt
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Funny The Office
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“It would be a mercy killing.” —aliens, hovering above earth
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roses are red Knights carry shields
Manchester Evening News tweet: two police mugshots and the words “Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields”
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😈
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your honor, [jerk-off motion]
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
how many fuck arounds does it take to find out
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep trying even through the whywhatfors
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she kept a jar of dreams and a jar of nightmares on her vvindovvsill as a reminder…✨
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
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What was the cat from Garfield called?
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Talking to you makes my day.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's to all the strange and lovely things that haven't happened yet…✨ ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will come to your party as long as no one else is there
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you come home from a long day and were not in charge of the food for once and all you get is 3 (THREE) lousy pieces of sushi.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keeping our insecurities to ourselves is how we got here.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house.
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pure of heart, concerning of vibe
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, fuck the assumptions my brain makes.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😄
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you want my advice don’t take my advice
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me translating a single "good morning" into an "I actually hate you," because that is how my sad brain works apparently. 🤡
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
**looking forward to cycles that aren't so vicious**
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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sometimes the feelings are much too much to feel.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tinky Winky says "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me."
Teletubby Tinky Winky flips the bird
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pisces: Add a conch shell to your everyday carry and remind anyone who stands in your way that you possess the Power of the Conch.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing
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