Reposted by big daddy vegetableskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/07/2026roses are red, wow, what a dick. 128999
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026very cool that even the most amicable and uncontested divorce with no kids or property still requires you to write a 700 page dissertation on Explaining Yourselves to a judge who can then be like haha nope? like this should literally be one piece of paper that says "we are done and it's fine" 020
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This should be a lightbulb moment for Democrats: You are free to run on this platform because Republicans are going to accuse you of it whether you do or not! 15860591239
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026 1664481926
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Gandalf and his underage pot smoking buddies show up in Rivendell to tell the elf president they acquired what's essentially a nuclear weapon by accident. It's more or less history's first Harold and Kumar style plotline. 131600281
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i'm playing ghost of tsushima and it's a fantastic game but i gotta say they make it way too easy to accidentally kill the fucking horses 000
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead. 353996381
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026we're having salmon for dinner and clearly she can smell it 050
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026last night i ate a grasshopper taco and tbh it was not for me 220
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026B-52s voice: "Explosive Diarrhea" 68911
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026experienced a Birthday Miracle™ today at the dmv when it only took me 25 minutes including drive time to transfer my license to a new state 000
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesstate song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i had no idea this would become so literal 105108572327
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function 271473278
Reposted by big daddy vegetableskim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 11/07/2026a lot of panic with hardly any disco 28017
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2026My next AI venture is robotic autonomous venomous snakes programmed to stealthily move through the world biting people at random, and stealing resources to make more robot snakes. The valuation is at $12 billion. We need all the water in the world to fund this, if we don't the economy will collapse. 17218
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i have to assume everyone who mounts their tv six feet off the fucking floor also sits in the very front row at the movie theater, and i do not respect them 010
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year 29391118
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesJustin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Why not both? 314030
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Cancer: Like a Spring breeze heavy with pollen, you are warm and inviting but generally cause people to wheeze and cry. 016245
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/06/2026get in loser, we’re going to be torn asunder 514821
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani 171555118
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026lmao poor yorick. they got his ass 1154221471
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’m the prettiest girl in this Dollarama 615436
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i have since learned that the author started writing this series when she was in high school which explains literally everything i don't like about it, and it has actually made it easier to read because now i can just laugh and say "oh a child wrote this" when something stupid happens 000
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026you can fit every trillionaire in the world into a single wood chipper 1044296
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs. 351879427
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesWard Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Shaka, when the letters fell. 131082246
Reposted by big daddy vegetableshappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/10/2023i feel like automation is everywhere and instead of making our lives easier people are using it to hoard resources for themselves while our planet dies in a climate disaster. there’s no room for love or personal growth. DOCTORS: i see. what if we gave you medicine to make you stop feeling that way. 624242
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children. 397100983681
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026every single sofa that you can buy with human money is ugly as shit and costs 4 thousand dollars 0131
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026gonna be totally insufferable for the next 5-10 business weeks because i went to the dentist today for the first time in 8 years and found out i'm still 100% cavity-free, and then after she saw my chart the hygienist told me i am "WAY older" than i look. fascinating if true 240
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesharpy @harpy.party · 12/05/2026"I'm normal about stuff" I mouth to everyone else in the Red Lobster as my date goes kinetic 0111
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesDani Carr @itsdanicarr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026THEY TRAINED THE AI ON ACTUAL WRITERS. YOU CANNOT TELL IF SOMETHING IS AI SIMPLY BASED ON IT USING PROPER GRAMMAR. IT STOLE FROM US!!! IT STOLE!!! IT IS A THIEF AND I WILL NOT EVER BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!! 4353591952
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026starting my second attempt at reading throne of glass and it's just...not good. imo it reads like it was written by a middle schooler who doesn't understand how anything works. celaena annoys the FUCK out of me and i've just learned she's in all the other books too 110
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Human beings only use 10% of their brains. The other 90% is used by BrainTron™ 58917
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026these days every ounce of news being thrust upon us is somehow worse than the last but despite that i still think we can all agree that zendaya is meechee 020
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026i literally just remembered it's pi day today and honestly that feels like noticing what color the wallpaper is in a house that's actively being sucked up by a tornado 040
big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026i wonder if all the anti vax maha moms know that when their kids get drafted the military is going to give them every single vaccine at once 140
Reposted by big daddy vegetablestinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/03/2026my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?" 252073376
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If Congress doesn’t act, the last nuclear arms control treaty between the U.S. and Russia will expire. It would pointlessly wipe out decades of diplomacy, and could spark another arms race that makes the world less safe. This piece is worth the read.nytimes.comOpinion | Let the Arms Race Begin 32277862710
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesAlex Welch @awelch744.bsky.social · 02/02/2026As usual, if any other president had made a statement this delusional and racist, they'd be institutionalized within a day. 281123216
Reposted by big daddy vegetablesAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/01/2026Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree 4379423426
