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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
y'all wanna see some tiny little teeth
Fiona cat scrunching her face up like an otterZoomed in closeup of her teeny weeny teeth
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
roses are red, wow, what a dick.
Repeat food contaminator gave $2.2 million to GOP. Now thousands are sick.      🤢💩😩
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
very cool that even the most amicable and uncontested divorce with no kids or property still requires you to write a 700 page dissertation on Explaining Yourselves to a judge who can then be like haha nope? like this should literally be one piece of paper that says "we are done and it's fine"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This should be a lightbulb moment for Democrats: You are free to run on this platform because Republicans are going to accuse you of it whether you do or not!
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gandalf and his underage pot smoking buddies show up in Rivendell to tell the elf president they acquired what's essentially a nuclear weapon by accident. It's more or less history's first Harold and Kumar style plotline.
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i'm playing ghost of tsushima and it's a fantastic game but i gotta say they make it way too easy to accidentally kill the fucking horses
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
we're having salmon for dinner and clearly she can smell it
Fiona cat staring absolute daggers at me (imagine a cat that looks like Groucho Marx who wants to eat your dinner)
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh also i got this drink that looked exactly like brown from purple and brown
cocktail in a terra cotta cup with tajin around the rim Brown from Purple and Brown (it's a little blobby dude made of clay with a big mouth and missing teeth)
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
flavor wasn't bad but it was WAY chewier than i expected
Photo of two fish tacos and one grasshopper taco in a blue corn shell on an orange plate
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
last night i ate a grasshopper taco and tbh it was not for me
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
B-52s voice: "Explosive Diarrhea"
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
experienced a Birthday Miracle™ today at the dmv when it only took me 25 minutes including drive time to transfer my license to a new state
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
poop hogshit
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harpy @harpy.party · 15/07/2026
hete pegseth
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
a lot of panic with hardly any disco
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harpy @harpy.party · 28/02/2024
bitch mcconnell
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2026
My next AI venture is robotic autonomous venomous snakes programmed to stealthily move through the world biting people at random, and stealing resources to make more robot snakes. The valuation is at $12 billion. We need all the water in the world to fund this, if we don't the economy will collapse.
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i have to assume everyone who mounts their tv six feet off the fucking floor also sits in the very front row at the movie theater, and i do not respect them
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year
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Justin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why not both?
Ralph Fiennes from The Menu
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cancer: Like a Spring breeze heavy with pollen, you are warm and inviting but generally cause people to wheeze and cry.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
get in loser, we’re going to be torn asunder
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
congration
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m the prettiest girl in this Dollarama
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i have since learned that the author started writing this series when she was in high school which explains literally everything i don't like about it, and it has actually made it easier to read because now i can just laugh and say "oh a child wrote this" when something stupid happens
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you can fit every trillionaire in the world into a single wood chipper
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shaka, when the letters fell.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
i feel like automation is everywhere and instead of making our lives easier people are using it to hoard resources for themselves while our planet dies in a climate disaster. there’s no room for love or personal growth. DOCTORS: i see. what if we gave you medicine to make you stop feeling that way.
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i am never not using a box fan this is utterly incomprehensible to me
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
every single sofa that you can buy with human money is ugly as shit and costs 4 thousand dollars
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i had some orthodontic shit as a kid but yeah i've been pretty lucky otherwise
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
who said i was being humble
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
gonna be totally insufferable for the next 5-10 business weeks because i went to the dentist today for the first time in 8 years and found out i'm still 100% cavity-free, and then after she saw my chart the hygienist told me i am "WAY older" than i look. fascinating if true
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harpy @harpy.party · 12/05/2026
"I'm normal about stuff" I mouth to everyone else in the Red Lobster as my date goes kinetic
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
that’s right
smiling chihuahua wearing some type of outfit lounging on a sofa. the chihuahua is smiling. looks very happy! not my dog, not my pic
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Dani Carr @itsdanicarr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
THEY TRAINED THE AI ON ACTUAL WRITERS. YOU CANNOT TELL IF SOMETHING IS AI SIMPLY BASED ON IT USING PROPER GRAMMAR. IT STOLE FROM US!!! IT STOLE!!! IT IS A THIEF AND I WILL NOT EVER BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
SHUT UP BITCH!
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"i'm only 17 but somehow also john wick and i could kill everyone in this room without blinking but also i'm just a widdle baby who's sad and malnourished and my bones are made of paper" SHUT THE FUCK UP
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
starting my second attempt at reading throne of glass and it's just...not good. imo it reads like it was written by a middle schooler who doesn't understand how anything works. celaena annoys the FUCK out of me and i've just learned she's in all the other books too
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Human beings only use 10% of their brains. The other 90% is used by BrainTron™
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
these days every ounce of news being thrust upon us is somehow worse than the last but despite that i still think we can all agree that zendaya is meechee
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