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just chris, but halloween-y

@fae-imposter.fightins.online
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*not the brightest knife in the crayon box *i do not want to see any of you naked

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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 10/10/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social saw you at the Lehigh Valley Zoo today
photo of a red panda, standing on the porch of his little bamboo house, in his zoo enclosure
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 23/09/2026
what why why must our hair smell
a screenshot of a search for hair fragrance,  including "shop hair fragrance spray sauce", "5 best hair perfumes 2025", and "12 best hair perfumes of 2026"
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 17/09/2026
Beth Hall and Mimi Kennedy from the sitcom Mom, 2 women at an AA meeting
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 14/09/2026
who's the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
drawing of Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop, a young teen with spiky red hair and brown eyes, wearing goggles on top of their head
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 12/09/2026
name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
gregory, from Over the Garden Wall. a picture of a small, roundish boy, gazing up with gormless wonder. he is wearing a teal kettle for a hat, and is carrying a frog under his arm.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 07/09/2026
no parking in front of THIS TABLE IN PARTICULAR. ok, which drunky-mcdrunkface stole a traffic cone last night?
a traffic cone on the floor in front of a high side table with 2 barstools
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 07/09/2026
did you know, if you zoom to 10x on an android camera, your subject looks like an oil painting behold: the vacant floof
a zoomed-in photo of a white cat with black spots and a black-and-grey striped tail, and vacant green eyes, lying on a sofa, staring into the void. the zoom makes it look like an oil painting
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/09/2026
these bunnies are too floofy, i must have them
a ridiculously floofy grey long-haired rabbit in a cagea ridiculously floofy beige long-haired rabbit in a cagea fluffy grey bunny with a black face and ears, in a cage
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/09/2026
my kid made some friends too
a girl with long dark hair, in a blue top and black pants, reaches over into a sheep pen to pet one of 2 unshorn sheep.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/09/2026
made a new friend at the Allentown Fair today. everyone meet carl. yes, he knows he's standing in his feed bucket, he doesn't mind.
photo of a brown cow in a pen, standing with his front hooves in a green feed bucket, looking calmly at the camera. his name is carl.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 04/09/2026
this is PA Dutch erasure, i'm from Allentown
Your Dialect Map

quiz results showing that i speak most like someone from Delaware (55%), Philadelphia (52%), Baltimore (52%), or Washington, DC (52%); least like someone from Minneapolis (42%), Omaha (43%), or Seattle (43%). this quiz is PA Dutch accent erasure.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 26/08/2026
it's been a worse-than-usual couple of days, but my husband sat in the drive thru for 45 minutes to get me a hello kitty godzilla happy meal, and i got a my melody mothra, so it's not all bad 🥰
photo of the hello kitty godzilla happy meal box, that reads "HELLO KITTY AND FRIENDS GODZILLA" above a drawing of kitty's head in a godzilla costume, still wearing her red bow. next to the box is the smaller box the toy came in, with a drawing of my melody as mothra. between the boxes is the my melody mothra figurine, a white bunny in an orange body suit and hood, with black moth wings, and big yellow eyes on the hood, along with her yellow bow
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 17/08/2026
it's hard, there's too many people in the picture
a "where's waldo?" style picture of a biblical looking crowd, with the words: 

can you find Jesus?

introducing your child to the gospel
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 08/08/2026
copy of a post by lauren @NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 30/07/2026
👏 bring 👏 back 👏 people 👏 pins
photo of a "people pin", 5 white triangles topped with white circles, grouped as if an adult was gathering 4 children for a photo, against a square black background, the whole thing is lacquered. these pins were popular in the 80s and 90s.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 25/07/2026
this knothead keeps banging on about breakfast
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 20/07/2026
describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. a man tries for 2 hours to find out what happened to a bunny
dvd cover image for the big lebowski, a photo of a man with shoulder length brown hair and a goatee, wearing a purple v-neck tee and a tan Pendleton sweater, standing in front of a red rug pattern
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 06/07/2026
Pennsylvania, mid gen-x, and yeah, this looks like i've just discovered a body and am afraid i'll be accused of the crime. in the summer of '72, little chris found out how hard it is to prove your innocence when you're only learning to talk, in "Baby, Don't Hurt Me!" (this film is not yet rated)
a nervous looking 2 year old girl, with curly dark hair, wearing a white top/red pants combo, standing in the most 1972-era living room ever found in Pennsylvania.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/07/2026
bert from Sesame Street, a yellow male muppet with black hair  and a unibrow on a pineapple shaped head, wearing a white turtleneck under a yellow, blue, and red striped sweater. he is staring lovingly at his pigeon, bernice.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 03/07/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image ~
winnie the pooh, wrapped in a purple blanket, holding a steaming mug of tea, smiling
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
a promotional image from the 1987 sitcom She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers, a photo of Suzanne dressed as a sheriff and shrugging like she can't believe this premise got made either
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 13/06/2026
little guy, dog edition
a wheaten cairn terrier, lying on an eagles blanket on a brown cover on a darker brown chair (we like blankets), looking sleepy
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 13/06/2026
oh to be a little guy lazing about the house
a rather round calico cat, lying on the strip between the screen and storm doors, keeping watcha cow kitty, in loaf formation, lying next to his fuzzy crinkle bottle on the carpeta black and white tuxedo cat sitting alertly on a green linoleum floor, preparing to commit food thefta black and brown tabby cat with a white bib, lying in a hammock, looking out the window at something, possibly a bug, or a ghost
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/06/2026
i think door dash fucked up my order
a cow kitty in a teal insulated shopping bag looking up without a thought in his head, next to a black and white tuxedo cat in a brown paper shopping bag wondering why he chose the crinkly bag instead of the soft one
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 04/06/2026
on hot summer days, be careful that your terrier doesn't melt
a small wheaten cairn terrier, melting into the grass, laying on his side
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 03/06/2026
busy breakfast shift this morning
photo of 5 cats eating breakfast in a kitchen:
grey tuxedo on the table in the foreground 
fat calico and black tuxedo on the floor in the center
cow kitty and brown tabby on floor in background by basement door
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 01/06/2026
me and my friends on June 1
seven felt finger puppet elves, arranged in a line so that their clothes and hats are in the order of the colors of the rainbow, red-orange-yellow-green-blue-indigo-violet
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 25/05/2026
Angus wants to wish you all a good Memorial Day, and tell you he loves you. yes, even you, he loves everyone.
a top-down photo of a small wheaten cairn terrier, looking up at the camera, waiting patiently for his breakfast. he looks like a fluffy stuffed animal, and he wants to say he loves you
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 10/05/2026
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social tell your publishers that being on bluesky not only sells new titles, it all moves back catalog
photo of a bookshelf, focusing on 4 novels by Tom Cox: Everything Will Swallow You, Villager,1983, and Help The Witch
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 10/05/2026
happy birthday! have some Angus
wheaten cairn terrier lying in a pink beanbag chair. he is not sure how he got here, nor how to get off. wheaten cairn terrier standing on the lid of a recycling can outside a window, deciding if he can risk climbing through the window to get back in the house.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 09/05/2026
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only i don't know if this is the wrongest answer, but it is one of the most confusing
poster for the film Ryan's Babe, The Road Movie That Doesn't Know Where It's Going 

a man in white boxer shorts with a red maple leaf  is in the center, surrounded by a few women who want to attack him, hug him, and/or hitchhike with him, and one man with a rifle, behind a woman sitting on a pile of tires next to a teddy bear and a suitcase full of cash. the pister is somehow less baffling than the actual film, but it seems to be influenced loosely by the Odyssey.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 06/05/2026
go phils!
Burger King logo containing the words, "PHILLIES BASEBALL", tagline, "I LOVE MY HIMBO SONS", over a photo of a Whopper
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 06/05/2026
Burger King logo containing the words "MODS, GROW THICKER SKIN", in the top left, next to the tag line, "CRITICISM IS GOOD FOR YOU", over a photo of a Whopper

they are on bluesky. they are therefore approximately 38 years old. they should be able to handle criticism by now.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 05/05/2026
hyperfocus guacamole
a post-prompt from elle gato @elle_em

your Kentucky Derby horse name is:

a symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 01/05/2026
ANGUS IS TRYING. THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT.
wheaten cairn terrier wearing a blue collar, sitting very politely, trying to be calm. he is very small, and wants to be very loud.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 26/04/2026
drop something from the 70s
photo of a toddler with curly brown hair wearing a white top and red shorts, standing in front of an extremely earth toned curtain, next to a wood end table holding a very old fashioned table lamp and 2 containers of fake flowers
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 23/04/2026
photo of a collection of philly sports garden gnomes (phillies, flyers, and eagles) and assorted little guys (an eagles santa with reindeer, eagles totem pole, and stuffed gritty and phanatic) on a glass
entertainment  center under a TV showing the phillies game
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 22/04/2026
new favorite snack acquired
photo of Quaker butter popcorn flavored rice cakesthe words MOMMY'S POPCORN FLAVORED COASTERS in the format of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 22/04/2026
always nice to be ahead of the curve
screenshot of the homepage for the why.bsky.team account. 


user blocked by "the great ai-nft-crypto cull"

user blocking you

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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 20/04/2026
side-by-side photos of Rhea Ripley; one from 2017 in which she has blond hair in a high ponytail, minimal makeup, and is smiling; the second from 2022 in which she is a glowering goth in black hair, lipstick, and leather bra
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 15/04/2026
🎶somebody got a haircut🎶
wheaten cairn terrier wearing a blue collar and tags, sitting in front of a closet door and bookcase, staring intently at the human who still has french fries
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 08/04/2026
best star trek crew, wrong answers only
a drawing of krillin, gohan, super-saiyan goku, piccolo, and vegeta, with a large head of frieza hovering in the background,  from dragonball z
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 28/03/2026
screen grab of a post by cait@cait.bsky.social

as a child i worked really hard to learn how to read  and honestly im not sure it was worth it
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 28/03/2026
i see your Simon, and raise one Perfection
photo of the timed puzzle game Perfection, a torture device for anxious children who panic whenever a timer is deployed
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 27/03/2026
@chas.bsky.social
a little green frog, wearing a red, purple and blue cone shaped party hat with a yellow tassel on top, holding a red balloon, in front of a black background 

underneath, the text HOPPY BIRTHDAY
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 27/03/2026
also
a black and white tuxedo cat, climbing through a narrow box on a dark green linoleum floor. he's graceful,  and he meant to do this like this.
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 27/03/2026
darth! look at my sister's cats!
very alert tiny grey tuxedo cat, sitting on top of a boom box by a window, observing the camera a rather round but distinguished calico ca5, standing on a dark green linoleum floor, looking up with justified skepticism a brown and browner tabby ca5, standing on a dark green linoleum floor, staring at the camera with surprise and alarm a very big cow litty, lying in a window hammock, looking back over his shoulder, annoyed that the photographer is interrupting his sniffing-the-sky time
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 27/03/2026
post from lauren @NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 12/03/2026
illustration of a road sign, with arrows pointing to the direction for different cities in Pennsylvania Dutch Country:

Paradise
Bird In Hand
Blue Ball
Intercourse
Virginville
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just chris, but halloween-y @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 04/03/2026
4 panel comic

in panel 1, a teal brontosaurus asks, "How should we respond to this overwhelming situation,  Brain?"

panel 2 is a close-up of a smiling pink brain with little leg stumps. he says nothing 

panel 3 shows the dino and the brain standing in a forest by a mountain,  silently 

in panel 4, the dino says, "I see you've checked out"
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