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just chris, but spooky

@fae-imposter.fightins.online
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*not the brightest knife in the crayon box *i do not want to see any of you naked

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 12h
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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 4h
From time to time I wonder if techbros are a recently generated phenomenon and then I remember that there were people who were like 'we should totally put radium in chocolate'.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11h
the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 15h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 5h
Well thats unfortunate
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 5h
Peanuts by Schulz: Wednesday, May 24, 1961
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Wednesday, May 24, 1961
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10h
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 15h
Our intern Gavin continues leaving the doors between enclosures open—please don’t laugh at the oranguplatypus
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 15h
The best part of Halloween season? Lots of fun craft projects to use up all those horse bones. The worst part of Halloween season? The veil between our world and Horse Hell thins enough for angry horse ghosts to seek revenge.
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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 18h
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@AmbJohnBolton

mf tried to sell me a potion

(picture of a white cat wrapped in a blue cloak. he or she is a wizard.)
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20h
He makes a good point.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20h
Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 19h
i got on mychart epic and linked my urgent care mychart to my primary care mychart so that i could see all my mycharts on the same mychart, but then it said, hey, why don't you use mychart central to simplify your mychart login experience and then i walked into the sea
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just chris, but spooky @fae-imposter.fightins.online · 16h
The Bitey Bitey Toss Moans
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21h
okay I am ten minutes in to episode one and this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my LIFE “We have doors slamming, taps turning on, a fishbowl in the kitchen spontaneously smashed,” home inspector walks in: “okay so first off, I see they have a cat”
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 21h
happy spooky month 🎃
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The Mopkeeper @marvelousmop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When my grandkids ask me about the historical events I lived through, the first thing I’ll tell them about is that I survived the Sluggo New Hat arc
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22h
Industry regulations back then said they couldn't use rats, so the makers of Dracula (1931) used possums
Black and white footage of a possum beside a coffin
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
serenity now
Hello kitty lying in the grass closing her eyes, captioned with “born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your daily affirmation: You don't need to wait for a birthday to celebrate yourself. If you managed to put pants on today, have some cake.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See you
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the hurricane is stored in the balls
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/10/2026
update: my therapist had a lot of questions about this
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who were the idiots in Metropolis who thought Superman was a bird or a plane?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing — the last photo of these two old friends together (1994)
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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Bloom County Outland @bloomcountyoutland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In Memory #bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Way back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this.
Tweet from @michaelkellyk: My brother @feenish told an american visitor that the 4 provinces of Ireland were Ulster, Munster, Funster, and Gunster.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Rise and Grind! www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/rise-a...
PANEL 1: A white bulldog with grey ears and patches sits wearing a human’s button-up tshirt with yellow tie, glasses crooked on his face. Next to him stands a brown chow-chow with a blue tie around his neck. In between them sits a red stapler.
BULLDOG: G’morning, employee! Rise and grind!
CHOW CHOW: I have not had enough coffee for this.

PANEL 2: The bulldog leans in to the chow chow whose eyes are wide.
BULLDOG: You working hard, or hardly working?
CHOW CHOW: First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.

PANEL 3: The bulldog smiles as the chow chow looks exasperated.
BULLDOG: Welp! Another day, another dollar.
CHOW CHOW: Coffee is the only thing getting me through the day.

PANEL 4: A fawn great dane pokes his head in to the scene, the bulldog looks up at him, the chow chow continues to look stressed.
GREAT DANE: AW! Are you guys playing human without me?
CHOW CHOW: Don’t even coffee to me about coffee until I’ve had my coffee. 

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol
Non-alcoholic white claw
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A black and white mixed breed dog lit up by the beam of a headlamp
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DOG: okay, but can AI do this? *zoomies*
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even doorknob stores don't have doorknobs anymore.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/10/2026
Crow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@AdvanceBase

My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is not okay
Photo of Cup Noodles Vampire Noodles limited edition flavor, Hot Garlic Noodles.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so far neither party has a real plan to make furbys even longer
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Kit Kat🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kitkatlivves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 07/10/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Saturday, September 23, 1967
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Saturday, September 23, 1967
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