Reposted by The Heapage Contingencyhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Timeline cleanse 1032388
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13998331644
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think one of the problems i run into is people try to place me in a box in their heads. im either an unapologetic dem cheerleader or a chaos agent trying to kneecap the dems. reality: im a progressive democrat who wants a better america. that means pushing dems but also challenging dems. 4767
Reposted by The Heapage Contingency👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms 101086265
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460311484
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyTim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I acknowledge that this needs to be done, but now is not the right time." - The eternal cry of the centrist. 171
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyAlasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 23/09/2026I adore that this man has such Bugs Bunny energy and also seems relentlessly competent and principled. 931442
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Turned down last week: 2 festivals with no budget for speakers 1 writing course with no budget for teachers 1 film project with no budget to option the book - plus they wanted me to write the screenplay. For free. Don't do it, kids. Don't work for free. Because to them, what's free is worthless. 532023402
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyVirgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A lot of things that have paywalls actually do not if you use the library. 0378102
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food 60109151960
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026every time trump supposedly insults maggie haberman and everyone dutifully writes it up like theyre both really mad, its like writing up hulk hogan talking shit about macho man when theyre still going fishing together on the weekend 49019
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyIan 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 04/09/2026There are some really easy lines in the sand, and one of them is childrens hospitals. It's easy and fine to judge the character of someone who threatens or dismisses a hostpital for children. 0312
Reposted by The Heapage Contingencymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff 133191476
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyWho Marie is??? @aglover15.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“YO DRIVER, BACKDOOORRR” 13613
Reposted by The Heapage Contingencybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off 131659129
The Heapage Contingency @evelynjung.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why are so many "grown" adults incapable of minding their own business? I'm on a rare hands free call while driving and I shrugged my shoulders at a light. Guy in a Tacoma in front of me starts wildly gesturing like I insulted his mom. WTF Reminder we're not always the main character. Damn. 000
Reposted by The Heapage Contingencydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality 673191564
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyCarter 🐾 @carter-cifelli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026They don’t seem to be in any hurry to open their eyes and tbh I don’t blame them 4251
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 24/08/2026You, an idiot: I don't get cozy horror, how would that even work? Me, an genius: Uh... Misery? Dude had a bunch of pillows and blankies. Man's situation was terrifying but he was also snug as hell. 0247
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026‘This Chinese robot is faster than a human’ Buddy we have had machines that outpace humans since the carriage who cares. 617621
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here. 637443
Reposted by The Heapage Contingencyomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Have some Goats.😍 32273611412
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencySolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/08/2026BRING BACK READING FOR PIZZA 717930
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Never before has a wealthy dickhead wanted to live forever it is the first time in history we've seen such behavior, we are the New York Times 2438231
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Best Photobomb proof of delivery package (behind the donkey) 🤗 31864168
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Do I have to watch Dragon Ball A through Y first? 111013
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026I ain't never gon feel ashamed bout my age. This shit ain't guaranteed 116458
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Often you’ll be walking in rural Britain & some ponies will be like “Follow us, we'll lead you to the castle where the wizard lives & life is perfect!” My advice, from experience, is ignore them. Ponies are known liars who will make up any old shit to briefly relieve the vast boredom of their lives. 1138256
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyOlivia Pumpkin Portlander 🐙🎃🍋🐊🦋☂️ @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love sunflowers. 4787
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/08/2026One of my all time favorite comics 301715135
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Really glad I was out of the dating market before the rise of aggressive, ubiquitous text-based political soliciting, because imaging getting all nervous and hopeful when you see you have a new notification, and then when you open it it’s Adam Schiff. 1336618
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyCarter 🐾 @carter-cifelli.bsky.social · 08/08/2026towards the end of yesterday’s vet visit a couple of the pups were given some cheez whiz because they were a little nervous during the exam. The vet and tech thought it was a little unfair, so everyone got some cheez whiz! It was quite the cute scene 😂 0173
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencySolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/01/2026"They were doing their jobs" It's a bad job... Fuck that job 16910192
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal: 3667761864
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States 1481502181
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it" 61103361999
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done. 7084961220
Reposted by The Heapage Contingencythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/01/2026“Why are Americans mistrustful of AI?” asks the morning briefing thing I’m skimming while I “no” through literally a dozen questions being asked to me by a robot who stands between me and the person I need to talk to to schedule the x-ray that I really, really need 212009296
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 02/01/2026huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun 541373312
Reposted by The Heapage Contingency@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026For the people who set off fireworks for hours in the middle of the night on New Year’s Eve/Day, I do not wish you a good 2026.media.tenor.coma woman in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying sorry .ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying sorry . 6311
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 30/12/2025me from Christmas until Sunday 4th 435177
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyMikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 28/12/2025Do you want a haunted ass? Because this is how you get a haunted ass. 29624107
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more 94130312625
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-o… 7386811470
Reposted by The Heapage ContingencyL.R.S. Hagerty @lrshagerty.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Recipes are legacy. ❤️ 0103
