MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9hYou took me riding in your rocket Gave me a star However half a mile from heaven You dropped me back to this Cold, cold world 1106
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h"What if I cheated?" "Well what if this ain't you child?" Never try to out hypothetical your woman. open.spotify.com/track/4L73ms...open.spotify.comHypothetically (feat. Fantasia)Lyfe Jennings, Fantasia · Hypothetically (Single featuring Fantasia) (feat. Fantasia) · Song · 2005 051
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9hI gotta write some new jokes. I can't remember what I did at our shows last year. So to be safe I'll just go all new 161
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12hThe TSA is not another branch of military. I hate when they act like it and don't think they should be treated like that either 092
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12hIf it all ends the same way Then why take the fast lane? If it all ends the same way I'll take the long way. 011
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13hCan't believe it's been ten years since. Also thought it sold more but a masterpiece nonetheless 0126
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14hI can't believe I'm happy to have found gas for $4.09 4100
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 15hMy options are Wawa and Sheetz. Not necessarily good ones 110
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 15hHer: Talk me thru it Me: Good googly moogly Dat Thang juciy shawty Her: Not like that. 7216
Reposted by MonsterKingTangerine Supreme @teethegem.blacksky.app · 15hArms folded like you’re about to scam someone out of their income taxes 231
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 15hI would be the worst phone sex operator ever. She'd shut her toy off and make me repeat stuff until she just chunk the phone in frustration 391
Reposted by MonsterKing𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 (𝔥𝔢/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶) ☘️🏳️🌈 @patmch51.bsky.social · 16hIf IKEA wanted you to have a dresser they wouldn't have sold you a pile of boards lol 042
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16hI have a Black and Decker drill but I want a dewalt. 010
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16hI would put together this dresser but I hate putting together furniture 350
Reposted by MonsterKingPrinceton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 16h"if i see her trick & i want her trick..... SNATCHIES!!" — the 48th President of the United States of America. 03014
Reposted by MonsterKingAlaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 16hMeet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.akpub.ioMeet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champBackpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world. 131285463
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 17hI don't wanna bore you with this! Oh but I love you, I love you, I love you... 1243
Reposted by MonsterKingFederally Subsidized Kool-Aid Jammer @chuued.blacksky.app · 19hUpdate: holy hell 85511
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 17h www.nps.gov/katm/learn/n...nps.govFat Bear Week 2026 - Katmai National Park & Preserve (U.S. National Park Service)Fat Bear Week 2026 293
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hopen.spotify.com/track/7qY2iM...open.spotify.comKeep The devil OffBig K.R.I.T. · 4eva Is A Mighty Long Time · Song · 2017 1144
Reposted by MonsterKingPhat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 18hDo you have to make it jump to get it on?!? 343
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hDurex condoms fit like skinny jeans. You have to put a cuff in them too. 402
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hBack to this. So most condoms are too long and too skinny? I think I understand this chart 120
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hopen.spotify.com/track/6wScCd...open.spotify.comBig Bank (feat. T.I.)Big K.R.I.T., T.I. · 4eva Is A Mighty Long Time · Song · 2017 030
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hWhoa that's ass backwards thinking and you're in charge of someone else's health 050
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hMy younger coworker is trying to argue us down that his new kid in the home will be less money spent than his kid he pays child support for. No. Just no. 7244
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18hLmao this is so fancy and technical. What's with the steep drop off? 320
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 19hI got my weights and weight bench delivered and I'll be damn if the delivery dude didn't leave them at the bottom of the steps like fuck you lol 4170
Reposted by MonsterKingFannie Jack Hammer @0hbetave.bsky.social · 19hCreatine people, can I get a recommendation? 311
Reposted by MonsterKingJ @onlyonejj.bsky.social · 23hI didn’t have one while growing up, but I freestyle off the top just to show my son that if I wanted to, I could’ve gone diamond. 201
