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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 2h

Another year, another three people finding out who my kid's father is. Lol.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

Who's that creeping thru my window? POW! NOBODY NOWWWWWWW

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

I'm at the bar trying to enjoy my Longhorns and there's a small Asian child asking me about the soccer game that's on. Little Asian boy in a checkered shirt, Where are your parents?

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

Baby loves Hershey's cookies and cream so getting them with cookies and cream birthday cake seemed only right....

A small cookies and cream cake with gold candles that say 12.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h

My Daddy just delivered lunch, roses and gifts to my baby at school He called me and said the ladies in the office love me, I got to start showing up more. 😂 He is such a character

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h

BOAF. Because it's possible you got a tiny ass brain like a rabbit or it's possible your brain is fucked up like you got rabies. That's why I say it all depends on how the person is acting.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h

What makes you think you're a good partner?

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 14h

Something that I'll never forget from Twitter is when Steen asked women "what were they wearing?" and so so SO many women told us stories about their childhood pajamas. Do you understand that? Footie pajamas. The problem is, will be, and always has been men.

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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 14h

No amount of “do this to avoid it, don’t dress like that, carry this” is going to fix the problem. MEN have to be better.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 15h

Texting a woman that before 8:00 a.m. is actually insane. And it's scary how many men have no idea what shame is.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 16h

Excuse me, we didn't ask for any negativity on the first of the month

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 16h

You can't do a scramble with potatoes instead? Cuz I would jump.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 17h

A man woke up, sent me a good morning text. That same man then launched into how he didn't get his direct deposit. I don't even know what the fuck that man said to me because I deleted that text thread and blocked him. It's my baby's birthday. We don't deal with broke niggas. It's generational.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 19h

12 years ago today I tweeted "she's here" at 5am. That little person is a 12yo beauty queen now. 🥹🥹 Happy birthday to the love of my life!

A pretty innocent little Black baby girl with a pink bow holding a white teddy bear

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just trying to find the man of my dreams so I can do it in his mouth RAW

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My 72-year-old Auntie got wind of this Bomani take and I am upset. Do y'all know what that man means to women of that age? 🤣

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I waited 40 minutes for this takeout. This shit is fucking disgusting. I'm about to drink a bottle of wine for dinner and make some bad choices because my baby birthday is in a few hours. I don't deserve this. It's my anniversary

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have dreamed about this person twice. Both times it has involved them having issues with their luggage when we were traveling together. I've never even been in a car with this person. Their past is about to be on some bullshit, isn't it? Lol

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you single and sleeping by yourself tonight, make some noise.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Early middle age married white men with children under 10 are the greatest. If the wife is a nurse or dental hygienist, you really hit the jackpot.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But why are y'all talking about Babyface?

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I as a parent also just started cooking for myself again and just started realizing that person is a guest here LOL. 🤷🏾‍♀️ If you don't want what I have prepared, I make sure that there are alternatives that are easily prepped in the air fryer that are still just as healthy.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The songs that I love Chante Moore for are the things that people hate her for. And vice versa LOL 😂😂😂

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it's levels to it but I had many questions. One being isn't that her business partner, They don't have an Amex business card for flights?!? Where are they going, Cuz how long were you aware that we were going here to book these tickets? Was this a one seat open situation? Need more info!

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If my soulmate isn't already in the Metro Detroit area or willing to move here......... that's not my soulmate LOL. But we can fuck until I meet them, though.

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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

I hope my soulmate sees this as their sign to rent a U-Haul

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Becoming a reality TV star because your ex-husband is a famous cheater and then telling people you don't want people in your business seems stupid

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need to get this stack of 400+ photos in some photo albums this weekend

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I JUST bought Curvy Girl Summer to read. I have walked some laps this week. So far I'm looking at two and a possible. The Cell is up there for sure

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I can feel how hot it is with it on"

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really hate when I respect my friend's privacy on the internet because I saw something that is begging for one of my comments but I cannot do it because I know it's going to hurt my boy 😂😂😂😂

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Damn y'all got to go to work today? Let me get up and make these salmon croquettes and smothered potatoes with onions for breakfast

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When Shamea said she was in Co-Ed, I started screaming. I said baby not the version of the group anybody outside of Atlanta likes obviously

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So a lady was married and started befriending the girls. Then she saw the girls talking to the mens and she decided she wanted the mens so she messaged them behind the girls back? But she never told the boys she was married? Well let that lady find the love of her life if it ain't her husband!

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Does anyone want to body double and work with me tonight?

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need one of my favorite energy drinks to help me submit these assignments tonight. I have to really get myself together and stop spending $5 on fucking caffeine with fruit.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I looked around your home right now, would I be able to tell what you care about?

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all of your daughters need to be in some sort of self-defense classes. all of you need to be talking to them about alcohol and accepting drinks, etc. all of your babies need to know their body parts and what good/bad touches are. this isn't victim blaming. this is blaming the world we live in.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just bought nuts, washers and split washers and now I need to go back and get some JB weld? I need a man. I am just tired. I need a man or a handy lesbian. I am willing to trade neck for home repairs.

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Exhausted Baby Crying

ALT: Exhausted Baby Crying

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just realized this means I have to put on a bra today because I'm not going in that motherfucking hardware store with my titties loose.

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When it comes to Pirate Man, I'm going to ask him for some very interesting titles. Cuz I'm a real bitch that loves real things

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can I get Crimes of the Heart starring Jessica Lang, Diane Keaton and Sissy Spacek added @bamaslymm.blacksky.app

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got to go up to the hardware store and get this stuff LOL. I have no idea what it's called. But I know it's a screw and it has two two circle flat things with a hole. I want eight of those LOL

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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

"murdering a trans person for no reason" 1) had no idea he was trans until this very moment 2) the reasons are quite clearly outlined in the quoted video you don't get to hide behind identity as the great absolution. a trans person can also be a piece of shit, hope this helps!

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Being a stoner taught me how to properly warm up leftovers. I've actually become smarter since I started smoking weed. And that's why I won't let people talk about it too bad

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