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el camino acid

@sexdracula.rocks
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im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)

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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 1h
update: still nothin
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 8h
They already have all the resources. They could pick literally any guy there and there's a 100% chance he sucks on near World Historic levels
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Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 10h
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 9h
Hey neat. To the best of my recollection I’ve never really interacted with this guy, just posted various things about the overall incompetence of the moderation decisions on here. Very cool that the guy in charge of that stuff continues to be insanely thin skinned 👍
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 21h
didn’t hear any songs named Choosin’ Texas again today. not sure what’s up with that.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
one of those workplace personality test scams that tells you if you're the piano man, the tambourine man, or the hurdy gurdy man
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 29/09/2026
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
guy who thinks they're doing blood libel against White Gamers made me spit take
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
physical media, beast mode
An minidisc with Röyksopp’s Melody AM recorded on it, about to slid into a small minidisc deck (a Denon DMD-F102)
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
(genius democrat voice) time to promise voters I will reach across the aisle and cooperate productively with the crazy pedophiles who kidnap people and make everything more expensive!
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
“Harsher punishment doesn’t stop crime” well I’ll tell ya buddy, generations of “make the Nice Boys Who Made A Mistake write an essay about it” sure doesn’t seem to be stopping it either
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 29/09/2026
I want the rolling stone guy to know i am now deliberately choosing not to listen to the song Choosin’ Texas, and I would like to thank him for alerting me to this incredibly low effort way to do a culture war against whiny conservatives like him. shit’s so easy, it rocks.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
i would never let a video game shape who i am
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
lol, lmao, things of that nature
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
my favourite part of that insane fridge tiktok is when she says "you will see people staring at your fridge". yeah no fucking shit lady. that's their fight-or-flight instinct kicking in
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
(extremely unserious editorial board voice) there is an epidemic in this country of assholes being treated like they're some kind of asshole...
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
nothing will make you lose faith in humanity faster than seeing the metadata tags on pirated music. "lol".
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 28/09/2026
Those frames prints are going to wick up moisture like crazy. Black mold influencer.
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Aldi Meola @rusticraver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard a Red-Tailed Hawk's Call Used for a Bald Eagle in TV or Film
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27/09/2026
I have never heard choosing texas. I probably haven’t listened to the radio in like 5 years? Or seen OTA TV in at least that long? This just seems like a consequence of I Am an Old Man and not something Rolling Stone needs to be hand wringing about tbh
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27/09/2026
deliberately misunderstanding people’s objections to the pervert glasses as an objection to the glasses part is so fucking funny man
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 2024 I bought 64GB of DDR4 ram for around 120 dollars. Now that same bundle of sticks is sold for around 1000 dollars from the same retailer. I believe in prisons for CEOs.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 26/09/2026
Actually happened to me: interviewed for dev role at a tiny analytics company years ago. They asked a few normal Qs and then put one of those 3D puzzles in front of me & asked me to put it together while they watched. To this day I don’t have a fucking clue what they thought they learned from that
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 26/09/2026
oh are we doing the ol’ “I do not give Website permission to do thing. You must repost a version of this on your Website profile to opt out” contagion? Classic.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
(cinema sins) HUGE goof right here. The Jerry Maguire kid is WAY too young to know about Crazy Frog. And he was not born in 73.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
I neglected to mention the funniest one
Jonathan Lipnicki
Crazyfrog73
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
suck a fart all the way out of my ass
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
This is so fucking stupid man. Why not just build Thermos bottles around your servers here on earth? It’d be equally impossible to cool, but radiation doesn’t boil your chips, you save on all the launch costs, and you’d at least have access to them when parts inevitably fail.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
my tastes are very... singular (multiple minidisc decks and a VHS collection)
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
Citeh guilty lol
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im bringing a whole XL pizza and hot wings to a job interview fuck you
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday at last…
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
they’re going to fuck
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian looking out into the water with the text 
"No sports betting for me please, just the safe and legal thrill Faygo red pop and throwing a car battery into the ocean"
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why would netanyahu do this
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 24/09/2026
new Rachel Dolezal just dropped
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i just want everyone who ever said anything nice about gavin newsom to feel bad
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mitch McConnell won’t see all the terrible jokes you’re all writing about him today. He’ll just kind of stare forward and not say anything
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 24/09/2026
bibme is now part of chegg is now quibi is now on x
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 24/09/2026
i actually think it's visionary that jennifer supports one bathroom for everyone regardless of gender. the animal shithouse.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 24/09/2026
to the surprise of absolutely no one, Facebook's "Muse" app is mostly a surveillance platform neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732...
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jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 4 images you better believe the other thing it's supposed to do aside from build a picture of your friends and loved ones is to figure out what makes you love to shop. This is actually some...
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 23/09/2026
i like the idea that there's people out there who think that old english was just modern english spoken in iambic pentameter
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