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💥 now relocated to SF Bay Area 💥 nobodyssweetheart.com | comedy & illustration

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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 5h
I lose this Air Bnb tomorrow morning so I had to book one night in the room next door, then a different Air BnB for Oct 1 which is only available for one night and then a third Air BnB for the week after that. I just blew through most of my savings to cover my ass.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 5h
I found out someone else beat me to making Bel Biv DEVO since I started working on it two years ago and then forgot to finish it. Guess I'm just a spudboy.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 5h
Kick his ass, Dan Pussey
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen from coveredblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/sam-...
original cover of  Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen by Curt Swan and George Klein; DC 1967.

Superman pushes a broom through a street as Jimmy mocks him through a megaphone "YES FOLKS! SUPERMAN USED TO CLEAN UP GANGS... NOW HE CLEANS UP GARBAGE!"Sam Henderson's cover of  Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen, 2009 

Crying poorly-drawn Superman pushes a broom through a street as Jimmy mocks him through a megaphone "YES FOLKS! SUPERMAN USED TO CLEAN UP GANGS... NOW HE CLEANS UP GARBAGE!" 

Everyone is a naked blob person, pointing and laughing at crying Superman.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 5h
It's so hard to find a drawing of a potato that doesn't literally look like crap.
NEW! 7 potatoes, all vaguely poo-shaped
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 13h
we used to really innovate in this country
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 11h
potatocar 2.0
a potato with wheels and a large flag that says "potato roll"
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
altered screenshot from Sid Meier's Civilization 
Queen Elizabeth says, "Stop forcing A.I. into every fucking thing.
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"altered screenshot from Sid Meier's Civilization 
Genghis Khan says, "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 11h
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 11h
Three potential apartments have ghosted me and the month ends in 2 days.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've just purchased a pair of £8.89 weightlifting gloves from Amazon. To my utter joy, the brand name is: BEAST RAGE
Grey fluffy cat roaring like a mighty lion showing teeth and tongue.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
altered screenshot from Sid Meier's Civilization 
Queen Elizabeth says, "Stop forcing A.I. into every fucking thing.
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"altered screenshot from Sid Meier's Civilization 
Genghis Khan says, "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are Wesley Willis' best lyrics but his worst produced song, so I won't link to the album version. Instead watch this live performance from 2002 which looks like shit— youtu.be/v9gcWDZ6iZ0?...
youtu.be
Wesley Willis 11 Cut The Mullet Live 2 23 03 BreakTheStatic net
YouTube video by Thomas Grogan
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen from coveredblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/sam-...
original cover of  Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen by Curt Swan and George Klein; DC 1967.

Superman pushes a broom through a street as Jimmy mocks him through a megaphone "YES FOLKS! SUPERMAN USED TO CLEAN UP GANGS... NOW HE CLEANS UP GARBAGE!"Sam Henderson's cover of  Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen, 2009 

Crying poorly-drawn Superman pushes a broom through a street as Jimmy mocks him through a megaphone "YES FOLKS! SUPERMAN USED TO CLEAN UP GANGS... NOW HE CLEANS UP GARBAGE!" 

Everyone is a naked blob person, pointing and laughing at crying Superman.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m “choosin‘“ not to participate in this discussion
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How come no one offers to be *my* sledgehammer.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you break it down to its all most basic level, at its core, everything is made of ska.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get called back for a second interview? Halo-Halo.
The Filipino dessert/beverage "Halo-Halo"
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bring a giant dripping shave ice to all my job interviews to demonstrate higher worth.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I moved away from Manhattan a full 10 years ago and haven't been back, but never have I felt more like a New Yorker than interviewing for a room in a house share in Berkeley today. I even got asked if I was Jewish.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
potatocar
clipart monster truck tires attached to a photo of a potato— potatocar
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I found this on my abandoned patreon page— tell me about your #cat (2020)
illustration of a black cat with the words "tell me about your cat"
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diane Rehm/Dead Kennedys logo pulled for Teepublic copyright complaint! Sorry fans of extremely niche NPR/1980s Punk mash-ups. Both of you. www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys...
TEEPUBLIC. DMCA Takedown Notice
Dear Nobody's Sweetheart,

We're sorry to inform you that an intellectual property claim has been filed by Goldstate Music against this design of yours on TeePublic:
 
> Diane Rehm/Dead Kennedys Mash-Up
 DIANE REHM/DEAD KENNEDYS logo
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The aversion therapy isn't working. I still involuntarily vomit in my mouth when I see Donald's face. Ten years of this. My trachea is in tatters!
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Revisiting the archive of Covered blog I realize it's a pretty even split between artists you recognize and straight up crazy people. It's a good mix with a lot of overlap. ↳ coveredblog.blogspot.com
Danny Hellman's drooly Captain America facing off against nervous HitlerLisa Hanawalt (character designer of Bojack Horseman) does FIGHT COMICS
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*sobbing uncontrollably* I got a boba tea but I put the straw in upside down so the pointed end was up and it was sharp and when I drank, it poked my lip.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to look up how to spell "bukkake"... I'm losing my touch.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole."
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There was this blog called #COVERED where artists could re-interpret #comicbook covers. I submitted three covers in the waning days of COVERED, when barrier to entry was low The 1000+ cover archive is still up even thought the site stopped updating 2012: coveredblog.blogspot.com
Kupperman's TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE #3, cover version by me. (The angle of Devilwoman's boobs is awkward to draw.)Pretty Guardian SAILORMOON book 6, cover redrawn by meSam Henderson's THE MAGIC WHISTLE issue 4, cover redrawn by me. 
(I was too faithful to the original. Should have changed more.)
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@mkupperman.bsky.social Have you ever been approached to do a Criterion DVD? What movie would you WANT to do?
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since my illustration career was unintentional, I never really had any career ambitions. However, I would like to illustrate a @criterion.bsky.social DVD cover. That would be the pinnacle of success. Maybe I should just mock up one in advance for a shitty movie no one likes. Suggestions?
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got two tickets. Aisle seat. You and me, babe, and my time machine set to 1970. (found on Drew Friedman's blog — drewfriedman.blogspot.com/2019/03/more...)
a PLAYBILL program for the play LAST OF THE RED HOT LOVERS starring Jerry Stiller and Ann Meara
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Toddlers in café smile at me in Oakland. Cute but much less funny than the toddlers who would make stink face at me in cafés in Encinitas. Those babies DID NOT approve of me and wouldn't hide it.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My local friend suggested I take Swedish language lessons. "The teachers are really friendly - and then you get connected to the Scandinavian community here." Not something I ever considered. What are the upsides to being connected to Scandinavians?
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only positive in the recent iteration is we don't have to look at Steve Bannon's bloated crusty face this time around. Or his double popped-collars. I'm searching for a silver lining.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neil Simon's THE ODD THROUPLE
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely not what I was looking for, but have a Drew Friedman drawing of Gilbert Gottfried. I prefer his portraits with the stipple shading. Smooth ones feel like of icky, like he's made of blow-molded silicone.
caricature of Gilbert Gottfried
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I drew lettering instead of sleeping, to the sound of smashing boxes and breaking bottles
some lettering samples
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got like two hours of sleep. Garbage trucks outside are loud. This is not a haiku.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm putting my favorite line from anything on a t-shirt, with the blessing of its author @mkupperman.bsky.social
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A... JOURNEY INTO MADNESS!
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Checked three recommended salons around Oakland: a full bleach + "creative" color was listed $600-$750! Maybe if I wanted the color to be less "creative" it would cost less. If I requested a really uninspired and derivative look, those numbers should come down a lot. "Make me mid" = $200
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even though I'm not settled, I reopened my store as ICE continues to be the worst. → nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now in Oakland, for what it’s worth
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gig Economy, right?
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Betty Piccioli 🧩✨ @bettypiccioli.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Visuel par l'artiste Dyna Moe
Image "Arrêtez d'imposer l'I.A. partout, putain !"
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole” Wesley Willis - Cut the Mullet
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Sometimes I still think about missed opportunities I should have taken.
A flyer from 2021 to “meet Kelsey Grammer” at a Gristedes as he promotes his new beers, “Faith American Ale” and “Calico Man IPA”. The flyer says he will sign any four-pack.
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