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@dumbjosh.bsky.social
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
bro is starting to look exactly like a cybertruck
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i never went pro in sports because i caught the reading bug
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Supermarket weed. Weed from the supermarket.
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BOOM!!! Headshot!
YouTube video by urveen
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among others
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The Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performance
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets
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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I've been fooled in the past but I'm certain the next big thing in tech is a key chain with a screen and camera on it that allows you to verbally ask an animated creature questions in public. I cannot wait to give mine all my personal and financial information
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case keenum looks ready to rock tonight since he is surrounded by his children Suitcase, Luggage, and Binder
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Teen girl: DAD!! Stop calling them tendies! You're embarrassing me!! Dad: calm down and eat your chicken tendies
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A star wars purist that only likes 1-4 because those are the only ones George directed
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I the only one that still tans their taint because I haven't heard much about that lately
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hickwashing is when every Vivek ramaswamy ad has an old white guy with a mustache and a southern accent
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"so did you listen to that texas song?" "no no I said I love 'cunty' music"
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one good thing about COVID that no one ever talks about is that it taught a generation how much you can stick a q tip up your nose
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Jazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
The Beach Boys are definitely starting to resonate with me as I get older: Beaches, cars, cool girls, debilitating mental breakdown
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pissed me off when everyone freaked out over jim carrey's plastic surgery like, Oh no why would he do that!? ..that's your question? "why would jim carrey make his face look crazy?" uhh maybe cause he longs for the love we once so freely offered? a love which now is but a distant memory?? dumb fuck
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
star wars is about killing your dad
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me when i turned 35 years old
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one is gonna impede on my right to own a blow dart tube or whatever they come out of
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Killing of 4 cats by blow darts shocks Moraine community
MORAINE, Ohio (WDTN) – In just a month, the Gem City Mobile Home Park community has seen four cats killed with blow darts. After yet another cat was killed Thursday, residents are searching for the…
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need to get a chief of staff
Daniel Ketchell, Arnold's chief of staff, tells TMZ ... "Arnold's always interested in bringing together business, Hollywood, and policy leaders to discuss solutions to our biggest problems."

Ketchell says Raman faced tough questions at the meeting, with no limit on what attendees could ask, and handled herself well. He adds that Schwarzenegger has not endorsed Raman and typically stays out of political races to focus on policy.
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i get all my financial advice from tim tebow
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the first time I’m hearing that the president and I share the same 3am intrusive stoner thought and now I have to take a walk
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
one of my favorite genres is Nathan Fielder observing people
The Rehearsal. Season 2. Nathan Fielder watches through a faux cockpit in the aftermath of a scenario. A dome screen with flames is positioned behind him.The Rehearsal. Season 1. Nathan Fielder watched two people have a discussion in a restaurant as part of a scenario. Nathan has a laptop harness with his MacBook secured to it.The Rehearsal. Season 2. Nathan Fielder watches on a soundstage. He has his MacBook secured in his laptop harness. There are multiple sets with the same home and different groups of actors performing scenarios.The Rehearsal. Season 1. Nathan Fielder watches an actor in the background pretend to eat at restaurant during a scenario. He, of course, has his MacBook secured in his laptop harness.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant!
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Worlds #1 expert on EMFs and its effects upon the human body. Rife Systems Founder and Owner. Scientist. Author. Workaholic.
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Hello Everyone, It’s Ashley, Matthew’s finance.  First of all Matthew is perfectly fine.  He hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes.  Im not sure the power source but he went into a seizure. We are in the ambulance now. He is unconscious, but not.  Nobody unhooked anything but they tied into the eeg and is sending some sort of messages across the screen.  If cook be gargled junk or it could be coherent.   We dont know what’s going to happen but his organs and brain all see to be fine.  Please pray for us and for God will be done here.  He is not done with with Matthew yet.  All I know is is called his friend Shawn Webb and said something about making carbon.  That may or may not have anything to do with this but we do need his prayers.  Thank you everyone.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
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George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his n...
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@timheidecker.bsky.social
Plaque of RFK jrEric in Tom Goes to the mayor
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Jacob Nierob @jnierob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I broke my back. Spinal.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OH NO
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is the appropriate age to show your children Don Frye vs Takayama
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't even watch mma that much anymore but it's the most beautiful sport there is when, every once in awhile, it delivers karmic justice. No other sport can do such a thing nearly as well.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
you're gonna have to give him a moment, son. kash patel has to think about his entire life before he gets photographed
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm ascending. Incredible.
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mitch McConnell has decided to take on the wings of death
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18/09/2026
At the end of the day, even though he's a bad guy, I'm having a hard time watching Mitch McConnell be a victim of elder abuse. I wish there were something I could do to help, like scream at him until he soils himself or trick him into adding me to his will.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Total Recall? What is this? A movie about the US Food Supply? 😂 #darkhumor #youhavetolaugh
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
The thing I’m into lately is boobs, you probably never heard of them
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love when two of my favs team up
Notable sex weirdo Chris d'elia is going to be at a turning point USA rally
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, copic marker, and colored pencil.

A man in a sweater vest carefully walks through a field of wild flowers. He’s concerned about accidentally stepping on his colleague so he calls out, “Don’t wanna stomp ya out. Clap so I know where you’re at.” Beneath the flowers we see a very teeny man, also in a sweater vest, clapping to make his location known. Their plan works. No one is stomped. 

The meaning of this piece is open to interpretation. If we don’t take the scene literally, the smaller man could be a version of the larger man that exists somewhere in his subconscious. A part of him that needs to make itself known so it isn’t forgotten (or stomped out). Artist’s note: I usually start off drawing with no plan to turn it into a “comic” or whatever this is. For this one I started by just sketching flowers. I think originally I had dozens of little creatures clapping before simplifying it into the final version.
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