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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 1h
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 1h
I beat my first playthrough of Dark Souls 2 the other night. I checked the achievement list to see how easily I could 100% the game, but some of the spells you can only get in NG++ (i.e., a third playthrough (lol)). I love you Fromsoft and also fuck you Fromsoft.
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stewardish.bsky.social @stewardish.bsky.social · 3h
If the left is responsible for stopping 15 year olds from saying dumb shit while the right isn’t even responsible for what the literal President says, humanity is fucked. Sometimes people are wrong on the internet.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 2h
Everybody wants to be bigger than this Nobody wants to be down bad Shiiiiid Not me… i love being down bad I love the gooey place Makes me know my heart still works as it should
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 2h
That's ironic, because Biden had to withdraw from Afghanistan by a certain time based on an agreement Trump struck and Trump wouldn't stop attacking him for doing so.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 3h
also notable that uncommitted was opposing a genocide, and this dem state rep is opposing a man being an arab muslim
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 5h
We tried to tell voters like this exactly what mass deportation would do, and it wasn't even that they didn't listen but that they didn't hear it at all because these voters are truly living in a bubble. The mainstream media for the most part was just repeating Trump's claims without interrogation.
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 5h
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Transphobes will embrace and ally themselves with every pedophile, rapist, and domestic abuser because they fundamentally agree completely with them about bodily autonomy and consent Transphobes are unable to *not* see a huge obviously abusive piece of shit and immediately support them.
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 5h
sometimes faggot and fascist sharing an etymology is the second kind of ironic.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 20h
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 7h
the populist is not an ornery man yearning to be free. he is a slave whose truest, most fulsome desire is to ask "who is my master?" and "what shall I do, master?" at every point
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 8h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🌈 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Old whites and suburban libs, communism is just a word that means "evil" they're totally brainwashed
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
I am used to discussing Palestine with people of all backgrounds every day for literally 15 hours per day but it will never not bewilder me to encounter someone who is shocked that I and every Arab see it as a colonial issue
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"He had read the letters written to the editors (written by the editors), and the columns of the columnists, an assortment of aggressive ulcerated men, self-appointed authorities who wrote intimately of people they had never seen and places they had never been, or colyumists with the 'common touch,'
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any person with an ounce of decency knows this is the course Dems *must* take if our republic is to continue, but way too many Dems (and their consultants) consider these necessary steps to right the wrongs of the Trump admin a "distraction" from "kitchen table issues." Hope I'm wrong! For once!
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m serious, it’s actually a good ad for a Democrat
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not an exaggeration to say that ensuring rich white men are able to rape with impunity is a central tenant of conservatism, all the other stuff is just window dressing to support this core belief
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forgive me as I haven't kept up with Batman, but I do know it's well established that Bruce Wayne funds multiple charitable orgs. What could be fun (?) is if Gotham enacted a billionaire tax to alleviate the need for charity but Wayne opposes it bc he knows he needs his wealth to keep being Batman.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Don Quixote Against the Giants — Gustave Doré, 1868
Engraving black and white image of skinny old man a skinny old horse attacking the sale of a windmill with a lance and being thrown aside with the horse and the rider down below a Chevy little man besides beside a donkey is pulling at his hair in anxiety
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Don Quixote - Gustav Doré
Sancho Panza weeps as he cradles the head of his donkey. The caption reads
"Sancho regrets having traded the care of his donkey for the role of governor"
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Louise Seamster @louiseseamster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So many ways for algorithms to reinvent redlining
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The 'economic issues not culture wars' frame adopted by much of the Democratic Party is entirely wrongheaded. It’s an example of intellectual dishonesty, moral cowardice, historical inaccuracy, and flawed electoral politics all wrapped together." newrepublic.com/article/2159...
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Why Democrats Should Stop Using the Phrase “Culture Wars”
Texas’s Gina Hinojosa and others slamming the party for focusing too much on so-called cultural issues are pushing a flawed electoral and policy strategy.
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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you have heard anything about frats in the past 50 years and you still think “that’s for me,” well…that might be a character flaw
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Andrew @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you don't actually say "Fuck You," then it's not "Fuck You Money" you're just a sparkling sell-out
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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isla @politeisla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it will be cool when we can get back to a media environment where child abusers and predators don’t get a say in editorial
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why does everything have to be fucking IG curated just be a normal person with a normal fridge
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "cancel culture" panic was about the right of people on podiums to say whatever they wanted and the duty of people on the floor to shut up and nod.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/08/2025
Did I ever post this collage I made of Death from "The Seventh Seal" standing in front of a huge modular synthesizer
Yes, I am quite a skillful player.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most Bluesky targeted ad I've ever seen lmao
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I'm guessing most of the "AI will kill us all" scaremongering from AI CEOs is so they can sell us on some kind of "AI security" they're also building? Is there more to it? Is there a market manipulation angle? Can someone please direct me to good writing about this?
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel just awful if I ever step on my dog's foot, of course, but I can't say I've noticed him caring all that much when he steps on mine.
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would never join a sex cult that would have me as a member.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PRIORITIES
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just saying I didn't hear much about "fairness in sports" when I was a 5-foot-tall freshman going out for the basketball team against seniors who were at least a foot taller than me.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early in my time in NYC, my temp agency sent me to interview for a facilities position at a big fancy law firm. Agency confirmed they'd sent over my resume so I just showed up. The first question asked was "do you have a copy of your resume?" I could see she had it in front of her on her clipboard.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have never had a pony, not have I ever asked for a pony. That said, I was able to use the bathroom in every state two years ago.
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Janelle Zetty @janellezetty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A group of guys with some Mormons playing uno. Caption says if we lose we get baptized and if they lose they go out drinking with us
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
her: Before this goes any further, do you have a quondam? me: I used to.
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 25/09/2026
i saw the best guys of my generation / destroyed by Grand Theft Auto and Overwatch
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The classic Dead Kennedys logo, except in the center instead of the angular DK is DP, with the words Dolly Parton surrounding it.
I don't know who made this, but to whoever did: good job!
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