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Spooky Teddy Meatballs

@leftbanksy.bsky.social
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No no, I was listening. It’s just a lot to take in I suppose

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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 18h
“Everyone is 12” remains undefeated as a diagnostic for our times
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 20h
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 18h
You’re coming on here, to Bluesky, to “riff”? To “make jokes”? While there’s a dang Cheeto in the White House?
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 21h
Seahawks penalty for “sassing the ref”, hmmm, don’t see that one too often
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 21h
Seahawks getting all their season’s penalties out of the way now so they can go penalty free for the rest of the schedule is 5D chess
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 23h
Wayyyyy too many Harbaughs in football
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶And the rocket’s red glare, bunch of bombs in the air….gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag🎶
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 7yo and I have decided that the liberty biberty ball has a complete anatomy including full intestinal tract and yes, an anus
There’s a hole back there and yes there’s poop up under the crown
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there’s so much to unpack here.
Stacks of Dude Wipes. The packaging is black on the left and orange on the right. The left has a white toilet with a pumpkin sitting on it with the :o expression on its face. Lucky for us, it says “plant sourced fibers” on the packaging.

The scent…flavor…? is “DUMPKIN SPICE” and no, that is not a typo.

Some packets have a sticker that says “XL WIPES 99% WATER AND PLANT BASED INGREDIENTS” others claim these are flushable wipes.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLUSHABLE WIPE YOUR PLUMBER WILL HAUNT YOUR ACTUAL ASS DONT DO IT.
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did USC win or did Udubb collapse? I dunno man I’m just
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
30 Helens agree: the French Canadian corporate fur trappers
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Me failing to understand either the what was said or basic cues but recognizing I have to acknowledge what you just said) “I smell what you’re pooping at me”
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss Sam Neill
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Jose @josendhelp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you seen Werner Herzog watching and discussing skate clips? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQLI...
youtube.com
Discussing Skateboarding with Filmmaker Werner Herzog
YouTube video by jenkemmag
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
Child in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Halloween costume.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone in eastern time zone can change into their spooky profile now
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, where does half the platform go for trust and safety issues now that the head of trust and safety blocked them?
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Team is it a good sign that the moderator policies are in good shape if the head of trust and safety has implemented a mass block across the entire platform?
The perpetrator
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws?
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With the election forecast trending blue, I asked Chuck Schumer what his agenda will be next year if Democrats win the Senate. “Well, stay tuned. And one thing — what we're going to do is lower costs, end all this rampant corruption, and end the chaos. Plain and simple.”
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah yeah blue wave, Cheeto pwned got it. what are they gonna do with this tsunami?
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026
butlerian jihad includes pinnochio
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I’m missing out and am not sufficiently grateful for that
Back to the back posts about the over abundance of screenshots from twitter, as if we’re hearing this for the first time omg they’re racists over there damn that’s crazy why are you bringing this bag of dog shit to my front door?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this site is ready to do the Dress Color debate again
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Blake Bortles reference has occurred naturally in the wild
Manny Jacinto from the Good Place
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of maddening to see almost no one with power and a major platform publicly wrestling with this. We're gonna have to talk about something other than gas and grocery prices at some point
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man has definitely rage quit CS2, CoD, team fortress, you name it
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AND IT KIND OF REMINDED ME OF A DARK, GOTHIC NEIL DIAMOND.
IT'S GREAT.
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
Seattle times screenshot of their story “How Mariners players reacted to Dan Wilson's ouster
• Dan Wilson out as Mariners manager”
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix more like No Nix
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
d a m n
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“SssssORKIN!”
Jim Carrey in the mask saying smokin but it’s dork on as in Aaron Sorkin I am very intelligent
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do children buy car insurance? No they do not. So why are you pushing “liberty biberty”?
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, the ‘Michigan Clock Stratagem’. Clever
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE PLAN? QUICKLY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN AND THEN FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL GAME STOP THE SCORING DRIVE THEN SCORE A FG
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess we’re just gonna have to take their word for it that there was an unsportsmanlike celebration
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seahawks are underway in the 2nd half
That achewood panel where he tells everyone he just got yelled at
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If for no other reason, they should do it to realize that their idea is not original
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AJ Barner when you ask him to catch the ball and not just be a meme
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ew www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/s...
nytimes.com
In an $80 Motel Room, a Discovery to Shed Light on the Origins of Life
A scrappy science project led to a significant discovery: two new species of a rare organism that could elucidate a fundamental transition in the history of life on our planet.
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