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@dumbjosh.bsky.social
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 26m
omg there is no impersonation that @jadomian.bsky.social cannot do
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InfoWars HQ ft. Dev Lemons, Graham Platner, Griffin Kelly (Episode 1)
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 48m
vegeta from dragon ball z shooting a lazer out of his hand
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 1h
at least let him build the world's most complicated guillotine
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17h
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 2h
glad we let this rude bitch out of jail for some reason
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
Love these
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
I think 5 o clock should come before 4 o clock
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
I'm putting all my money into weed seltzers
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
That was easy. The next one is gonna be way harder since everyone hates us now
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
People are so mean
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 15h
sitting down to watch family television in the united states of america
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 11h
Not a fan, tbh
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 15h
if i were a republican, idk if i'd want to be breaking the seal on 'televised firing squads', what with the way the polls look lately
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 15h
It was funny to see everyone got the memo at the same time
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 15h
I was wondering if they finally realized artificial general intelligence was not gonna happen so they are just trying to rebrand as Super Duper Smart Robots
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 15h
I'm still not sure I totally understand this move. Are they gonna say trump has SI in his brain or something
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 16h
say hello to the mrs for me
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 16h
Separate the fart from the fartist
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h
good luck getting rid of that curse because that shit never comes out
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 22h
mfer looks like he is shooting up at joe rogan's house
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 23h
ps
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you have such great abs though
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Asshole (Legends) Smart, buff, handsome man (canon)
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She thought you were a banana
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Prayers up 🙏🙏 @sooziecuzie.bsky.social @legkicktko.bsky.social
Tim Kennedy reportedly shot in Congo
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always thought it would be a funny joke to play on someone that you don't like to sign them up for a bunch of porn mailing lists and then anonymously report them to HR as having porn on their work computer. As a funny joke.
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He only won because he had backup. You would kick his ass 1v1
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Chris cornell 7
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not all channeling is safe. I'm always saying that
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Very Dumb Idiot @verydumbidiot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao i made this immediately after seeing the picture
Anne Carson learning she won the Nobel Prize looking surprised with "UBER DRIVER SUCKED ME OFF????" caption
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Snake man is always talking about his penisss @snakeroot.bsky.social
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is canon
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*hears a bunch of loud shitting and farting coming out of the bathroom* What's that noise?? What's going on in there??
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
im a tornado morty
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kid brought it home from school
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
found it in a family member's suitcase
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you dont like high gas prices you should quit crying and get a real job like me (guy who designs new infectious diseases in a lab and accidentally releases them)
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
zorro ranch souvenir shop
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sad ken griffey jr
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI companions? You mean I'll no longer have to fuck my abacus?
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not usually one for celebrity memoirs but so far Michael Douglas has revealed he slept with Kathleen Turner and Jeanne Tripplehorn and you know there are like 50 more that he may or may not even talk about. Anyway I'm preordering
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shane about to unleash "i know you are but what am i"
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seal team 6 never had to block Derrick henry
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is what we deal with😩
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's right. It is funny
LOS ANGELES — Bryan Johnson, the face of the longevity movement who believes he may never die, announced recently that he had an incurable autoimmune disease — and his critics cheered, he told "The Axios Show" in an exclusive interview Monday.

"I mean, I think people really want me to die. Now I get it. It's funny. It's ironic. I push a lot of buttons that people don't like," he said.
The big picture: As Johnson himself acknowledged, there's an irony in the founder of the "Don't Die" movement watching people celebrate his diagnosis. But Johnson sees his diagnosis as rocket fuel for his mission to promote longevity, rather than a setback.
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
monday night football and theyre already fighting in the nba preseason. we are so fuckin back
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they love it there
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking of two jokes and then you forget the one you like better
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