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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 6h
Holy fuck he's an entire Type of Guy. I had no idea.
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Who Is 'Cybersmith' AKA The 'Human Pet Guy'? The Niche Internet Lolcow Explained
News about an internet personality with a cult following on Reddit and Tumblr recently bled onto the masses on X this week, with many onlookers unprepared for the horrors he presented.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 6h
'In some sense, I am.' lmao
"But I never thought radical left-wing social movements would cancel ME!" sobs man who endorsed radical left wing social movements.

Like Robespierre upon the Guillotine, like Beria before the gun; you realise too late that serving wokeism won't protect you from it.

You should have been right-wing.Escai
 @escaisito.bsky.social
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why are you on the trans furry website if you so despise its people?
TheCybersmith
 @thecybersmith.bsky.social
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I don't understand, Doctor. You say you hate cancer, and want to eradicate tumours, but here you are in the cancer ward, among cancer-stricken people; why not spend your time amongst the healthy?
Escai
 @escaisito.bsky.social
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youre not a doctor
TheCybersmith
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In some sense, I am.

I have come to cleanse you all of the sickness that festers inside of you.
Escai
 @escaisito.bsky.social
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brother you need to see a real doctor
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 22h
My review of the movie Saint Maud (2019).
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Terminally Online Right who have cooked their brains with AI might be the most embarrassing collective of losers to ever exist.
Emerald Apple ®
@AI_EmeraldApple
The transgenders tried to steal Malfoid.
The globalists tried to cancel Amelia.
That's not gonna happen.
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• Made with Al
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YT comment that says 'Vegetables are beneficial to getting nutrients without more calories

Update | 2026: Vegetables are not necessary, I looked deeper into their structure and found out that they usually consists the abundance of the components that are poison to the body'
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's been a lot of talk over the years about Vince as some sort of wrestling genius when his only real talent was convincing people he was underpaying that he's their dad
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Jack @jackflash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pulyaev didn't see Pinas coming with that uppercut and gets ko'd. Manages a thumbs up to tell the ref he's fine once he wakes up.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
Christian Heiens @ChristianHeiens
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The entire Malfoid saga, complete with the revelation that multiple RW chuds on this website are actually quite gifted fan fic writers, should give you a glimmer of hope that the arts can be reclaimed from decades of Progressive mediocrity.
There is a yearning for something greater. As one of my followers wrote to me in a DM, this is a fantastic sign for the future.
Wednesday 7:48 PM
Malfoid hit rw twitter like crack hit the black ghettos because it's essentially the perfect inversion of what the shitlibs have been doing to us for decades.
Instead of taking something we held sacred and desecrating it by making it woke and gay, we've taken something they once held sacred and defiled it by making it chud coded.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*whispering* Damian Pinas
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is a house in New Orleans Not the one you've heard about, I'm talking about another house They spoke of gold in the cellar that a Spanish gentleman had left I broke in one hundred years ago with a dagger tucked in my vest
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's been nothing but first round knockouts on this card for hours now, Roberto Soldic just hit a takedown and the crowd erupted in boos instantly. And they were right to do it.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This shitty UFC card just broke the record for most consecutive first round knockouts. Six in a row. At the very least, this Rodriguez guy is a hell of an athlete.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PULYAEV JUST GOT PINAS'D
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm locked in.
And that man's name? Damian Pinas.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Was Tupac a better rapper than Woody Allen was a director” the most racist and antisemitic thread in the history of forums shut down after 35,000 comments
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CINEMA.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny Walker's at HEAVYWEIGHT now? Oh god this could be so funny.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I heard Joe Rogan say the words 'I think it's a good time to talk about diamond steel cups' and I turned off the stream. That was the secret command phrase to make me stop watching.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Presumably Rogan's power scaling looks something like: Champion++ tier (theoretical ceiling) Champion+ tier Champion tier Warrior tier Savage tier He's a Good Guy tier Takes a Lot of Balls to Step in That Octagon tier (theoretical floor)
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Pale Horsie @palehorsie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well fuck 😐; futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I paused the movie I was watching in order to see this RDA fight and that was a mistake. Listening to Joe Rogan say that a 41yo Rafael dos Anjos, who hasn't won a fight in four years, 'looks like a world champion' is making me want to die.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Damian Pinas fight night boys, everybody lock in.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friend of mine is Italian, he went back to Italy and brought me a wedge of cheese made by his brother, a master cheesemaker. 10/10 gift, I am floored.
A wedge of cheese
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just watched Blue Ruin (2013), which I have meant to watch for over a decade. Turned out to be one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Beautiful and somber.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of naysayers will tell you that power scaling is 'stupid' but I challenge ANY one of those people to watch this video. This is the perfect intersection of art and science that god sought to create when he made humanity. There has never been anything better than this.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this—
On this Earth, and since birth, I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And they killed Charlie Kirk
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God damn the new Mobland episode was so much fun.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*guy who watches powerscaling, politics, and videos about Brendan Schaub voice*: I dunno how this happened. We're all trying to find the guy who did this.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing things happening in the powerscaling community. This guy powerscaled a lore-accurate Kim Jong Un. One thing to keep in mind with the Kim dynasty is that each member inherits & stockpiles their predecessors' powers like in My Hero Academia. Il Sung alone had FTL+ teleportation abilities.
A powerscaling-inspired YouTube video called 'How Strong is Kim Jong Un?' and a thumbnail that reads 'STRONGER THAN YOU THINK' 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YTwkkGtq8
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes it makes the art bad
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Zane's Video @zanesimon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got written up In the New Yorker in 2019.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On 2010s Twitter, a parody account of a notably-incompetent MMA coach was interviewed by TMZ. TMZ literally published an interview with a Twitter troll who said that Ronda Rousey's mom was a bitch.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love to tug my plug with Eddie Hearn.
Anthony Joshua: My loyalty's with Eddie, so whatever he wants to do, if he wants to pull the plug, I'll be right there tugging that plug with him
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dustin Poirier's 'it's gonna be bad'
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So apparently Dana has been claiming that he is promoting Fury vs Joshua. Eddie Hearn insists this is not true but Dana keeps doubling down. They had a Fury vs. Joshua press conference and Dana claimed he couldn't attend because he was busy with the Contender Series LOL.
youtube.com
When You Suck at the DLC Content
YouTube video by ITP MMA Live
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anytime I'm reminded that Joe Rogan considers himself a professional comedian with a podcast side-hustle, I can't stop laughing. It's like reverse-impostor syndrome.
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy Diop actually is very funny. He reminds me of both Reug Reug and Dricus Du Plessis. I mean that in the worst ways possible.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dana lining up some future opponents for Gable Steveson.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The quintessential Dana White quote.
 Dana White on Joshua vs. Fury: “Why would I keep doubling down if I wasn’t telling the truth”
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dunno what the punishment is for perjuring yourself in order to discredit a survivor of sexual violence, but they should triple it. Whatever it is, just keep tripling it until the number sounds right.
 Man, woman charged with perjury over Conor McGregor appeal
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Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦/sa @projectauuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shout out to when PAC went giga brain as Malakai Black sprayed him with black mist so PAC wore 1 eyepatch for a bit. So PAC sold it by his depth perception now being bad so he screwed up his high flyer moves
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u fuckin wot m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJZw3bF0dg

YT video called 'UFC Fighter Accidentally Exposes a Huge Scam' with a thumbnail of Randy Couture??
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
pack it all up. we're done here.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to replace my 7-year-old vape (RIP) because of cat shenanigans. I beat the fuck out of that vape, probably dropped it a thousand times, but everything has its limit I guess. Its limits were my female cat. Between this and Buddy breaking a TV it has been an expensive few weeks to be a pet owner.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't know this man for his post-WWE work (my loss, I'm sure). I remembered him as Neville, or by his all-timer nickname 'The Man That Gravity Forgot'. What a gifted performer, grateful I got to watch him before I largely stopped engaging with wrestling. RIP.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fascinated by the idea that the 'most evil' UFC champ isn't one of the abusers, serial rapists, or neonazis. It's just some French guy who lands too many fouls in his fight.
YouTube video called 'The Most Disgusting UFC Champion of All Time' and a thumbnail that says MOST EVIL CHAMP with an arrow pointing at Ciryl Gane
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm rewatching this now, I have to. There's a black lady who is 'racist against white people' and they stick her in a bedroom alone with a neonazi. Dr. Phil has to tell the neonazi 'you better not do any more violent crimes, you've done a lot of those' but the show frames them both as the same lol.
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