Sign in

Not the Guy

@notnotnuanced.bsky.social
4.7K followers 769 following 12K posts

I'm not him

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Not the Guy
(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 1h
Dentist better stop putting that weird little mirror in my mouth. What the hell is in there that you need to see so bad?
0101
Reposted by Not the Guy
Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 3h
Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
 - you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster
217941
Reposted by Not the Guy
Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But you do not get to watch my FUCKING TELEVISION SET!
0138
Reposted by Not the Guy
Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago!
0206
Reposted by Not the Guy
Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It keeps me sharp, on the edge. Where I gotta be.
053
Reposted by Not the Guy
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 2h
Sean Paul’s character in Oblivion:
0151
Reposted by Not the Guy
Jai’ 🌼💕 @sunnijai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
13420
Reposted by Not the Guy
bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 5h
816214
Reposted by Not the Guy
Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 2h
1112
Reposted by Not the Guy
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 5h
One of those hyper realistic fan versions of Homer Simpson
319525
Reposted by Not the Guy
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 5h
Alt text: Cartoon cat outsmarted by bird and accidentally trying to swallow wire coat hanger
718614
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 2h
0231
Reposted by Not the Guy
springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 4h
320735
Reposted by Not the Guy
Jamf Industries @jamf-industries.bsky.social · 3h
pube shaver ads are a great addition to the usual mix of sports betting and boutique medications
1144
Reposted by Not the Guy
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3h
Got milk 🥛
125721
Reposted by Not the Guy
big al @bigmood.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
when a song also tells a story 💯😍‼️
oh i need that ohhhhh yeah
2424
Reposted by Not the Guy
big al @bigmood.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
nahhhh the outdoor towel goes crazy 💯
alladin on his outdoor towel 💯
1102
Reposted by Not the Guy
big al @bigmood.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“bosom or arse?” bro her dowry 💯
15612
Reposted by Not the Guy
Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 3h
As if there weren’t already enough tragedies on September 11th…
191
Reposted by Not the Guy
User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 4h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
05013
Reposted by Not the Guy
jesse jarnow @bourgwick.bsky.social · 4h
cruise the infobahn with the frow show, 3 hours of new music & delicious sounds, from now 'til midnight ET on listener-supported @wfmu.bsky.social. wfmu.org/playlists/JJ...
22210
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 4h
Digger commercial 😍😍
040
Reposted by Not the Guy
Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 13h
Me flipping off Liberty Bibberty, who deserves hell
1393
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 4h
cam hitler
0110
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
as a lifelong fan of the chicago white sox…..
1131
Reposted by Not the Guy
Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 5h
mods asleep, post Yoked Wade Boggs
Wade Boggs
@ChickenMan3010
Just another great day on the water 6 te.
4:16 PM • Aug 10, 2026 • 2.9M Views
11598
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
when you get hit in the nuts with a 2x4 trying to break into the mcallister family home
0220
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
the fix is in!!
1120
Reposted by Not the Guy
skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6h
breaking 1990s brains with the knowledge that chuck will evolve into the most consistently righteous pundit
Charles Barkley: "I don't want to be in no fraternity. A bunch of damn loser dudes getting together all the time... Only losers join fraternities."
115819
Reposted by Not the Guy
Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!!
05522
Reposted by Not the Guy
Grateful Dead Lyrics Bot @deadlyrics.bsky.social · 6h
Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night, The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my heart's delight. The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail, And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.
0101
Reposted by Not the Guy
Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 6h
His father was a mudder... his mother was a mudder. / S03E13 The Subway
3344
Reposted by Not the Guy
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6h
I cannot wait to escape into the warm embrace of NBA League Pass Premium where all ads are replaced by kiss cams and trampoline dunks. I need freedom from the grim, sandblasted visage of Jon Hamm
81357
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
idk why i’m still watching this game but it is fun to watch an ontologically evil team get beasted on by a plucky underdog
0130
Reposted by Not the Guy
Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 6h
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
1450667
Reposted by Not the Guy
Stereogum @stereogum.com · 7h
📹: Animals Asia
110731
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
my answer to this (because i was just reminded of it and was like oh yeah i forgot that happened) is Randle on the nets
5150
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
one last job
0150
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
it’s houstrover astrover
060
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 8h
this is so good youtu.be/KekSaZ160uw?...
youtu.be
When David Crosby Heard John Coltrane Play Saxophone in a Bathroom | SPIN
YouTube video by SPIN
0110
Reposted by Not the Guy
The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn…
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
5922106
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 8h
hey brian aren’t you from new york? don’t you wanna root for the ya me later tonight
1240
Reposted by Not the Guy
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Sorry to Phillies fans on the Phillies making the playoffs
837742
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 8h
lotta game left
060
Reposted by Not the Guy
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12h
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
262093386
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 9h
bro was feeling himself
2240
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 10h
piss sale
271
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 10h
0213
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 10h
static.klipy.com
Goku's Immaculate Aura - Dragon Ball Super Meme
ALT: Goku's Immaculate Aura - Dragon Ball Super Meme
1190
Reposted by Not the Guy
ywbl ☎️ @ywbl.bsky.social · 11h
Bertha > Good Lovin’
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Lenny Humming Happily
ALT: The Simpsons: Lenny Humming Happily
192