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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Isreal and Palestine a Pepsi?

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Being an adult means people stop caring what your favorite dinosaur is.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Mind your P* and Q**s. *Penises **Queefs

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

My favorite sound of autumn is probably the worms splupling on the sidewalk

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

No matter what I do, I know that I will never be as interesting as an owl.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Kinda weird how I'm the best thing ever to happen to Bluesky

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/09/2023

Guard: Are there any reasons why we shouldn't let you into our heavily fortified post-apocalpytic fortress? Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Sorry I'm late, I was seeing juxtaposed multiple realities while being plagued by inexplicable compulsions and phantom sensations again.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

I put my shirt on before my pants this morning to throw off the Illuminati.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Anyone else here fueled entirely by rage, or y'all switched to electric yet?

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

I don't battle my inner demons anymore. We've teamed up instead.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

God doesn't care if you drink or swear Mostly because he is pretend

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

[first day as a horse whisperer] “(whispering) I hope this isn’t turning you on”

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

the sexual tension between me and this tube of chap stick tho

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Going to the doctor's office again to rip out free cologne samples out of the magazines

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Phantom limb but it's a nose hair

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Even though I’m getting zero credit for it I INVENTED getting jacked off during Beetlejuice

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Ok I’m gonna be super serious on this website. No silly goosery, no Tom foolerisms, no high jinks. Strictly low jinks

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

*tries on a gas mask* Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Will I understand F-35 without seeing F-1 thru F-34?

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

People talk shit about what we millennials name their kids when they're literally guys out there named Guy.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

[David Attenborough watching me pour syrup on my waffles before I put them in the toaster] Turn the camera off, this man needs help

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18/09/2023

You're laughing? There's a jet up there lost, confused, and alone, and you're laughing?

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Sperm whales reproduce by swimming to egg whales, that's just science

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

It's really important that the middle-lower class continue to eat rising taxes so that we can afford to sacrifice $80mil jets to the Gods of the Forest

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Who among us has not lost a ninety million dollar aircraft in the deep woods.

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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Finally giving up on pretending I know how literally anything in the world works is very freeing.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

I see tornados as an opportunity to donate unwanted items to the sky.

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JC @dragonreborn.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Joke's on you, Sleep Paralysis Demon. I didn't want to get out of bed anyway.

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‎ @handle.invalid · 18/09/2023

Is swallowing a vegan acceptable practice?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Is it cognitive dissonance for vegans when they realize that they’re made of meat?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

The British call candy sprinkles “hundreds and thousands” and they call black pepper grains “millions and billions” and they call atomic particles “reginaldpiepeepers and badonkabingbongs”

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 18/09/2023