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Great list. I love my stegasaurus.

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*puffs cigar* Yes. Indeed my good man.

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Being an adult means people stop caring what your favorite dinosaur is.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Mind your P* and Q**s. *Penises **Queefs

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you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

My favorite sound of autumn is probably the worms splupling on the sidewalk

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

No matter what I do, I know that I will never be as interesting as an owl.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Kinda weird how I'm the best thing ever to happen to Bluesky

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/09/2023

Guard: Are there any reasons why we shouldn't let you into our heavily fortified post-apocalpytic fortress? Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.

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Yes. Blue Dave and Red Dave especially were living it up!

Good to know. Smart 👍🏾

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Sorry I'm late, I was seeing juxtaposed multiple realities while being plagued by inexplicable compulsions and phantom sensations again.

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I'll keep ya posted. *sees suspicious drone above*

I put my shirt on before my pants this morning to throw off the Illuminati.

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Oppenheimer? Dat you? Lol

Anyone else here fueled entirely by rage, or y'all switched to electric yet?

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

I don't battle my inner demons anymore. We've teamed up instead.

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God doesn't care if you drink or swear Mostly because he is pretend

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

[first day as a horse whisperer] “(whispering) I hope this isn’t turning you on”

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

the sexual tension between me and this tube of chap stick tho

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Going to the doctor's office again to rip out free cologne samples out of the magazines

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Phantom limb but it's a nose hair

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Even though I’m getting zero credit for it I INVENTED getting jacked off during Beetlejuice

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Ok I’m gonna be super serious on this website. No silly goosery, no Tom foolerisms, no high jinks. Strictly low jinks

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*tries on a gas mask* Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.

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It was only after you say that do I notice the statues hand 🤣🤣 more please ha

Will I understand F-35 without seeing F-1 thru F-34?

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Perfect photo op tho 👌🏾

Step dads just aren't as fun as porn makes em lol

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Yes, and honorable mention to Gaylord 😅

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