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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3h

plumber spent four hours fixing my bathroom pipes and was so happy when he finished he wanted a picture with my toilet

Young guy leaning in front of a toilet with a big goofy ass grin

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 7h

Correctly plugged the USB cable in on the first try, does this mean I'm going to die?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16h

Just reading this made me miss living in TX where I'd get a couple potato/egg breakfast tacos on the way to work

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19h

is it boardom, it’s boardom isn’t it

Longtime surfers are being diagnosed with this strange condition 🤔 🏄‍♀️ 🤔

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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Goodnight everybody. Try to be less stupid in the morning

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i don’t want to be a big account and that’s why i keep posting

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

well yes, these are my monkeys but technically the circus is more of a lease-to-own situation

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OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If Eddie Deezen walked up to a 16 year old, the more realistic reaction would be for her to run before he even said anything.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

and nobody on the planet talks like this when some random old guy comes up and says they were in a movie 50 years ago

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is even worse if you read it in Eddie Deezen's actual voice

Eddie Deezen
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Ok, I was very nervous, but I made myself go over and talk to her. I clenched my fists and walked over to her table. This just happened. (Verbatim)
Me: Hi. Can I sit down?
Her: Sure (Big smile)
Me: (Happy she was so friendly and nice). My me is Eddie. You're the most beautiful girl 've seen in a long time. I'm in the movie Grease. I wondered if I could take you out sometime. If you have a boyfriend, I understand.
Her: I can't. I'm underage.
Me: What? What do you mean?
Her: I'm underage.
Me: How old are you?
Her: I'm sixteen.
Me: Oh. I see. Ok. Well, think of me when you watch Grease.
Her: I will
*We shake hands. I leave Starbucks.

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Baby on board, Something something

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/10/2026

you never hear about anyone being clueful

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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ancient but still a banger

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...