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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 12h

it’s the sort of day where you take the baby on an extra long, circular walk, realize 7/8ths of the way through she’s missing her pacifier, laboriously retrace your steps to look for it, prolong it with several wrong turns on the way, then come home and immediately find it under the changing table

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 14h

the thing about this stupid fucking AI-based government web site is that just like every other AI-based thing they don’t care if you’re using it ironically using it at all just gives the dipshits behind it a bigger number to point to whilst braying about how successful it is

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

should be fine as long as patients don't ask any really tricky questions like "how many days of the week contain the word 'poop'"

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh this *suuuuucks* i guess i've been pretty lucky on kickstarter before now because this is the first project i've backed that fell apart like this neat to find out this way too instead of, like, through the kickstarter page they've not updated in six months

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why would I be glad you didn’t say banana what happens if you say banana

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve seen multiple articles about the meat recall over fake inspection stickers but none of them explained something I feel is really important: who is going to jail? because someone is, right? for deliberately sidestepping our already kneecapped oversight system and endangering people? right?

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in order to mitigate the adverse effects of our snake oil we are proud to introduce our new snake oil antidote for best results, use simultaneously with snake oil (sold separately)

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i was 12 when this album came out and it is a simple and undeniable fact that it changed my life i was in my first band 3 years later because carter beauford made me want to learn how to play drums

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i had never heard of "choosin' texas" until this morning when i simultaneously learned what rolling stone thinks of me for having never heard of "choosin' texas"

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“ok so what about you guys do *you* like obviously bad ideas that make the industry markedly worse for everyone except the company pitching them”

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I really wish that Covid hadn’t happened, but it did, and either we adapt to the reality that it makes some people permanently sick and at risk, and they still deserve humanity, or we keep scapegoating and ostracizing anyone who points that fact out, anyone who has to survive it, anyone broken by it

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the “best 100 tv shows” list is a glue trap for discourse and I’m not falling for it not even for the part about how Louie being on it, not to mention as high as it is, really goes to show how for all the whining about “cancel culture” very little canceling ever actually seems to happen

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know I beat this drum a lot, but as an independent in PA who voted for fetterman in 2022 and wouldn’t make that mistake again if democrats backed a truck full of “donate $20 to SAVE DEMOCRACY” money up to my house and dumped it on the lawn: maybe they should sort this dude out soon idk

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would think the constant ads I see on YouTube going “broke? sell your clothes!” were a recession indicator even if the name of the service they’re advertising weren’t short for “depopulation”

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Rev. Deral "FreeLink" Fenderson @fendersonia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll add: In the U.S. we never actually had real lockdowns and any USian that ever whines about that shit is a pathetic individual spouting lies.

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lawn darts killed three kids in the '80s and we banned them forever

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the best time for grocery shopping is late at night so that when you come home and shatter two full jars of salsa all over the kitchen floor while putting everything away you don't have to worry about any children stepping on the tiny glass shards before you can finish cleaning up ask me how i know

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Squeakuel

4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on. When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

grateful to the (masked, holy shit!) barber who just gave me my first haircut in nearly 7 years that I didn’t do myself in the bathtub, but also what did you mean by “do you want me to cut the eyebrows too” like wtf are you implying

selfie I took to show my non-bathtub haircut, which is unremarkable apart from the fact I did not do it myself in a bathtub so I don’t really know what to say about it

it is short and brown with more gray than I’d like to admit. also I have a beard of a similar color that could also do with a trimming

Just over my shoulder is a tower my son made out of colorful plastic blocks that is pulling focus, as well it should

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

at the end of a newsweek article about a nationwide recall 170,000 pounds of meat with a fake USDA inspection stamp i read "Newsweek’s reporters and editors used Martyn, our AI assistant, to produce this story" dystopiaception

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

see it’s funny because a venue that used to provide a space for immunocompromised people to publicly exist in told them to go fuck themselves

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we regret to inform you the horsepower duck is racist

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's *just* a *tattoo* people make *mistakes*😠 that accuser is a republican so it doesn't *count*😡 TALKING ABOUT THIS IS ONLY HELPING THE RED TEAM🤬 (i know this was about an altogether different screamingly obvious piece of shit but what can i say i'm still kinda mad about that other one)

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if we *have* to talk about gavin newsom I am at least glad most of the current conversation seems to be centered around how he sucks shit and has no business within 100 miles of the presidency

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we were at a museum yesterday and while standing around as the baby napped in her stroller i watched a mom cajole her grumpy teenage son into reluctantly posing for a picture with his sister i know as an adult/parent i should empathize with the mom, but i felt that kid's surliness in my *soul*

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

...it's dragon quest i have a crystal-clear memory of typing up a little story at a relative's house and my dad reading it out loud to the other grownups who did not realize it was just self-insert fanfic by a small child who wished he was home playing dragon quest instead of at a relative's house

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh so you think you can just re-release *all* the best RPGs from my youth and i will simply fling money at you for the privilege of having games i love readily accessible on modern hardware with some modest QoL improvements? well i've got some news for you buddy you're absolutely goddamned right

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Lufia Returns in 2027 with Lufia I & II: The Sinistrals Saga | RPGFan

And here I thought Clear River Games was doing enough in 2027 by giving us Terranigma! Announced today during the PC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct, the publisher

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the baby has started asking for things by immediately agreeing to her own request so if she wants a snack she goes “nnnack? ok!” if she wants to watch Winnie the Pooh she goes “Pooh? Ok!” it’s a level of confidence I could only dream of achieving

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i got two strikes in february for asking whether ICE agents had ever considered wandering off into the woods and getting eaten by wolves

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the sensible thing to do in the wake of republicans attacking them for not being bigots would be to go “well yeah, of course we’re not, you fucking freaks” but instead the play is “that’s a good point; we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about us not sucking shit”

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i loved jay johnston on mr. show in the '90s and was happy to see him whenever he showed up in stuff but then he had to go and storm the goddamned capitol and now choo-choo the herky-jerky dancer is dead to me

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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

can those of you mad because you think trans whining on microblogs will depress support for dem politicians please imagine for one second how dem politicians spouting transphobia on enormous mainstream platforms depresses support for trans people

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

don’t get me wrong I would fight in the streets for Ms Rachel but I do feel like this bear deserves a little privacy in this moment

photo of my tv showing a scene from ms Rachel where six adults are singing a song about potty time while surrounding a baby bear puppet sitting on a potty in the middle of a large room

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

there’s a fairly high-profile politician with an uncommon last name that’s rather similar to mine, and also they suck now you might think hey, that’s nice you have something in common, but no, they suck *way worse*, and it would be cool if they cut it out

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

a democratic senator suggesting we’re missing the “shared bond” we experienced in the aftermath of 9/11, which I mostly recall as a chilling wave of bigoted hypernationalism openly capitalized upon by the fascists in power at the time feels…I guess “discouraging” is what I’ll go with

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i'm glad the nation so fully rejected the attempted canonization/martyrdom of charlie kirk at the time i was worried they might get away with it on account of how few limits there ever seem to be on what they get away with, but fortunately this turd was so rancid it ate right through the polish

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this could be a ben drowned-style creepypasta where someone's copy of GTA5 is inhabited by the spirit of a grizzled old fishing boat captain (instead it's just a shitty thing that fucking sucks)

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in less than two hours I will be at a movie theater (for the first time in 7 years!) to see MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments I know I will cry happy tears at some point; it’s just a question of how far into the show I get before it happens

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

there is nothing i can say that would be better than what this already says

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the rest of you can have your ocarinas of time and your metroidsor whatever but I’ll be hanging out with Torneko Goddamned Motherfucking Taloonn

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i am not experiencing "futureshock" by witnessing technology achieve something that was not possible before, i am experiencing "revulsion" by witnessing con artists achieve something that has been possible since humanity evolved sufficiently to be capable of deception

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“you might think you could never get mauled by a bear but YOU ABSOLUTELY COULD” -people who spend all day out in the woods throwing stuff at bears

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i hope the stranger who saw fit to comment on me being masked up at the grocery store this evening realizes the rewards of a life built upon kindness and empathy right before he chokes on his thanksgiving dinner and dies face-down in the mashed potatoes in front of his shitty family 🥰

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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

consumer says he won’t change his game-purchasing strategy after saber-interactive-being-run-by-dickheads controversy

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