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Dan of the Year

@downwithdan.bsky.social

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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese he/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dad to a cool 🏳️‍⚧️ kid all the dan skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgko… Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 8h

Achewood: hey guys! Guess who just got yellllled aaat!

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11h

I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro
A CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF CAPITALIST
PRODUCTION
BY KARL MARX
TRANSLATED FROM THE THIRD GERMAN EDITION, BY SAMUEL MOORE AND EDWARD AVELING
AND EDITED BY
FREDERICK ENGELS
VOL. I.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11h

"I really don't wanna sound like Marx, it's just I'm looking at the data..." *chefs kiss*

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

did a short person bang randy's wife or something

Short People
Randy Newman
This is for kids everywhere
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You know when she shows up shits gonna get nuts

Samantha Sloyan in midnight mass

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Primetime (2026)

FirstAndGrand:
...but this could be a trap
FirstAndGrand:
and I could go to jail
Decoy: naww

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I cleaned up the leaves *yesterday*

A deck and yard covered in fresh leaves

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

can't believe i've gone this long without knowing what palmer luckey looks like

doucher in a bright green shirt with a mullet and goatee that looks like a penis

doucher with a pineapple shirt who's hair is trying to be uncle jessie

douchebag who looks like the snooty jock from a teen movie about trying to save the rec center from evil developers

douchebag looking like an extra from a show on nickelodeon

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

pwease gimme tha euchawist

Babyface JD

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Werner Herzog in the mandolorian saying "I would like to see the basket fucking"

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This is what happens when you dare to bring a flea into the house

Little blonde dog with poofy hair

Lil blonde dog shaved with wild ears

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When someone uses this emoji
they are
more mad than they have ever been in their
entire life

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Quote from Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park: l'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others
had done and you took the next step.
You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i'm something of a Halloween Gonk myself

Office for Product Safety & Standards
PRODUCT RECALL
PRIMARK
Halloween Gonks
RISK
Health risk
STOP USING IMMEDIATELY
Check gov.uk for details

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

BREAKING: Tim Pool has reportedly been hiding a second, smaller beanie underneath his original beanie for years.

Bush being told about 9/11

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is like one of those magic eye illusions but it'll make you go blind

Collage of blonde women in trump's orbit

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Gonna be a common sighting on everything shitty going forward

Producer David Ellison

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wasn't Tom famous for never actually catching Jerry

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

wow that's crazy man hey have you been taking your meds

r/ClaudeAl • 19h ago u/This_Cell_1829
I think I found a planet nobody knew existed. I used Claude Code to find it.
Built with Claude
Last month I was going through data from NASA's TESS telescope with Claude Code when one star started looking weird.
...

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

no fuckin way

Susan Dell before and after having a bunch of face work done

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

unrelated but i love how this album cover looks like a freshman on the first day about to get the worst wedgie of his life

album cover of simon and garfunkel's bridge over troubled water, garfunkel standing ominously behind paul simon

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

simultaneously terrified and jealous of whatever drugs she's on

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Laszlo from what we do in the shadows with a speech bubble

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Andy from Shawshank redemption standing in the rain with his arms up

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

loved her in mars attacks

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

John Oliver on a soap opera saying THAT AIN'T GAWWNNA HAYPPEN

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

plumber spent four hours fixing my bathroom pipes and was so happy when he finished he wanted a picture with my toilet

Young guy leaning in front of a toilet with a big goofy ass grin

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is even worse if you read it in Eddie Deezen's actual voice

Eddie Deezen
... X
Suggested for you
Ok, I was very nervous, but I made myself go over and talk to her. I clenched my fists and walked over to her table. This just happened. (Verbatim)
Me: Hi. Can I sit down?
Her: Sure (Big smile)
Me: (Happy she was so friendly and nice). My me is Eddie. You're the most beautiful girl 've seen in a long time. I'm in the movie Grease. I wondered if I could take you out sometime. If you have a boyfriend, I understand.
Her: I can't. I'm underage.
Me: What? What do you mean?
Her: I'm underage.
Me: How old are you?
Her: I'm sixteen.
Me: Oh. I see. Ok. Well, think of me when you watch Grease.
Her: I will
*We shake hands. I leave Starbucks.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

grogu eating a bunch of fish person eggs

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tommy Lee Jones looking over his newspaper in a way that says "come on now"

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even without the horrifying puppets, they introduced us to the concept of drowning in your own bed

Demented puppet man underwater on a bed

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and it just. won't. die.

Mean Girls is a 2004 American film.
Mean Girls may also refer to:
• Mean Girls (2004 soundtrack)
• Mean Girls 2, a 2011 sequel to the 2004 film
• Mean Girls (musical), 2017, based on the 2004 film
• Mean Girls (2024 film), based on the musical
• Mean Girls (2024 soundtrack)

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

new screenshot from avengers doomsday: the darkest movie ever made

Black, you can't get more black

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the benchmarks in question

Mr Show skit in which a bunch of mobsters argue about the highest number being 24

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Guy fieri carrying a giant hot dog

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

tell us about the b

men listening to oppenheimer from the movie oppenheimer

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is not a serious person

Michael Trac*y wearing an ill fitted powder blue coat and khakis meant for a man of greater stature

Close up of his pants where the sticker is still stuck on

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein

Q john lennon last words
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

wtf is my youtube algorithm

Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa @TheRealShedLife 27K likes 471K views 2mo ago more

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you have no concept of how people engage with music

nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
X.com
I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Most of these "stolen gold medals" are just...trans people accomplishing things?

MITCHELL, "Ve'ondre"
Glacier Peak High School Homecoming Queen
PETERS, "Torrey"
Women's Prize for Fiction Longlist
RICHARDS, "Steph"
Head of Endometriosis South Coast
RUEDA, "Alba"
BBC 100 Women
SCHNEIDER, "Amy"
Jeopardy Top Female Earner
SCHNEIDER, "Amy"
Jeopardy Longest Winning Streak by a Woman

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"if AI disappeared tomorrow..."

Lionel Hutz imagining everyone singing and dancing together

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WKYK sketch the Grapist: OPEN WIDE KIDS
'CAUSE I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wikiHow illustration of two women sitting and talking while a man with brown lips stands near them admiring his ice cream cone

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

man's working on his mr burns hump

elon standing on the side of a road, his body looks like his skeleton is trying to escape

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Restaurant is only successful when they get their own reply guys

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The banana cream pie is out of this world. Fantastic! Keep up the great work
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Let's not forget the banana cream pie.
They're the best. I've been buying them from you guys for 20 somethin...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Gumby leaning up against a yellow convertible

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let's not forget Nancy Meyers' HEAT

Poster for HEAT that makes it look like a Nancy Meyers romcom