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Count DookURLa 🎃

@dookofurl.bsky.social

4.2K followers 1.8K following 9.4K posts

Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwz…

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

omg, now this has got to be a bit

CA ballot, state judicial section. for associate justice, court of appeal, second district, division four. the associate justice’s name is ARMEN TAMZARIAN, which according to Simpsons lore is Principal Skinner’s real name

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*gasps*

sample ballot for california election, state judicial section. for associate Justice of the Supreme Court vote YES or NO. Shall Associate Justice of the Supreme Court JOSHUA GROBAN be elected to the office for the term provided by law?

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one day i was notified “you’re on Team Phanpy!” so i made phanpy my pfp & was unaware until it was no longer relevant that it had something to do with the server our accounts lived on

dook of url’s placard from bluesky that celebrates 10 million users. elder certified at #19,970. i also learned about the importance of alt text on photos in those early days and learned how to be less of a dick in other ways, too. joined april 13th, 2023.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

aww 💜

BrujoLoco’s post and Dook of URL’s post hit the timeline simultaneously.

BrujoLoco: if i didn’t have you folks i’d probably just stay off of the internet. it’s so underwhelming. like i said, though Not yinz.

Dook of URL: fart chore dinner

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i’m tired, boss 🥺

publicity photo of Tim Curry in costume as Dr. Frank N Furter, large pearl necklace, bleeding heart tattoo with dagger through it on his arm facing the camera, BOSS written above heart. his makeup has stunning eyeshadow, brows and lipstick. R.I.P Tim Curry’

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ah that’s better

it’s dank serpico’s quote skeet screenshot after i blocked that asshole. BLOCKED. fuck you into oblivion, you callous dipshit. RIP Dolly Parton

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

saw this yesterday

screenshot of a “people also ask” question on google. question is “what song does billy joel refuse to play?”.

ai overview: Billy Joel does not have a permanent ban on any single song, but he famously refused to play his massive hit "Just the Value You Are" live for many years following his 1982 divorce from his first wife, Elizabeth Weber, who inspired the track. He has since brought it back into occasional rotation.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

any minute now

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

shart a cook?

black bmw with vanity license plate reading S (heart emoji) A COOK. shart a cook

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

i took this photo about a week ago on highway 62 in california, it reminded me of a shot idea from my film student easy rider dreams

backside of a gasoline truck driving on two lane highway through the mojave desert. small mountains and pale blue sky in background, the tank is reflecting the road and sky behind us like a mirror. it was very hot outside.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

the media right now:

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lindsey graham: “i have to go now. my home planet needs me.”

still frame from the Simpsons Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie show episode. Poochie is replaced by a head to toe image of Lindsey Graham, it is a frame of Poochie’s animation cel being lifted off the scene where Itchy is chain sawing through a block of ice that Scratchy is trapped inside. my talented offline friend made this but insisted i credit the Korean animators who made this joke possible.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

woohoo

blue t shirt with homer simpson on the front. he is shirtless and holding up lit sparklers. he is happy in front of a circular representation of the USA flag

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

perfect, no notes

google search page: tina turner

Did you mean: simply the best

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

it’s NOT all right! 😵

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

damn, even gemini’s calling it

google search: has any nba team been swept in the conference semifinals

gemini answer: yes, multiple nba teams have been swept in the conference semifinals. most recently, the 2026 Oklahoma City Thunder completed a 4-0 sweep of the Los Angeles Lakers, while the 2018 Toronto Raptors were also swept at this stage by the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Notable Conference Semifinal Sweeps:

- 2026: OKC Thunder def. LA Lakers 4-0.

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

the problem with hand life is that the question game is all talk

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

ah shit, they got me

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

may the Forth be with you

Sally Forth waving, wearing a light purple long sleeved collared shirt and saying “stay safe, stay healthy!”

text:

Protect Yourself From COVID-19
• Clean your hands often
• Avoid close contact
• Stay home if you're sick
• Cover coughs and sneezes
• Wear a facemask if you are sick
• Clean and disinfect
More info at CDC.gov
SALLY FORTH
By Francesco
Marciuliano and Jim Keefe

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

got what i really needed for my birthday, wish you could have it too

homer simpson giving dook a hug in front of the kwik e mart at universal studios hollywood. he is 43 (dook)

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

who needs computer to rip off century old art

bear automotive equipment mascot, a golden teddy bear with a open mouth toothless smile holding his one paw out while holding a wrench in his other paw

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

lol

shot of dook’s timeline:

g.c. @lscrapl.bsky: *the juice is loose*

chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social: In the future, we can look forward to even more explosive diarrhea.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

larry johnson?

photo of former nba star larry johnson posing as his character Grandmama, wearing cat eye glasses, wig and church hat, and a powder blue dreads with white roses pattern. double pearl necklace and bracelet.

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

geordi meme, he has his hand out as if to say “naw, hold up” to a photo of r. kelly in his “ignition” music video. in the image below, he points as if to say “that’s the one” to a photo of christian bale and sean bean in the movie “equilibrium”.

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

oh good, the gardeners are here

a man in a hat supervises a herd of goats leaving a trailer to graze on the overgrown hillside. goats pictured are white, brown, and one is white with black spots like a cow. photo taken from afar and is not great

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

?

Cuttino “Cat” Mobley in sacramento kings jersey, holding up a fist

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i love that episode 😄

shot from the always sunny in philadelphia episode “the gang solves the gas crisis” dennis is selling gasoline door to door and charlie is interrupting the pitch in his character as a texas oil man (wild card, bitches!) charlie is wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie, dennis has a long sleeved blue dress shirt on and looks very annoyed

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

graphic says “NEED Coffee!”, need is underlined twice above a yellow coffee cup that says coffee! on it. a unicorn has dived into the cup head first and is submerged up to its rainbow horn, front hooves holding the sides of the cup. lower half of white unicorn sticks out in the air, pink tail

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

it’s a sandwich!

two skeets (1 & 3) from @los-los.bsky.social with the skeet meat (2) from @gregthemiller.bsky.social. they look audaciously similar in pfp.

1: happy patty melt day

2: i wish i had cheese filled fried jalapeños but i’m a jalapeño pauper

3: when stoners have an idea it’s called the easy bake oven

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

although

email from live nation concerts: “Leftover Crack is on sale TODAY! Get…”

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

bart is sad in his treehouse, thinking himself safe from the accusations of the townspeople. jasper comes up to the window to call him a thief

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

???

a list of the “people also ask” questions from a Gates McFadden google search:

what is considered the worst Star Trek series?

Did Robert Beltran and Jeri Ryan get along?

Did Melissa Gilbert go to Michael Landon’s funeral?

Who was with Michael Landon when he died?

How much was David Cassidy worth when he died?

Do ladies shave their pubic hair? (green highlighter for emphasis)

Has Brad Pitt ever apologized to Jennifer Aniston?

What happened to Jennifer Aniston when she was 11?

Were Connie Francis and Bobby Darin lovers?

What are the allegations against Jeri Ryan?

Did Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze ever reconcile?

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

😒

headline from Silver Screen & Roll: The Lakers schedule is about ot [sic] test how good they are

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

checking in

photo of a business from the intersection. a “do not enter” and no left/u-turn sign obscure the business’ sign to read “south bay rage center”

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

i’m not a bug and don’t forget it it’s just a silly name they put on me and just because i’m rolling up don’t raise your shoe or grab the can of raid i’m not a bug, no no (just because)

a roly-poly, or pill bug, which is not an insect but actually a terrestrial crustacean. neat!

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

hehehe

timeline screenshot:

Reposted by tara

oak blanco @abomination.computer • 56m you should be able to charge your phone by screaming

Endless Screaming @infinitescream... • 6m

AAAAHHHHHHH

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

worked all day, set up a meeting after, and came home to find raccoons fucking on the neighbors’ garage

photo of two raccoons in the act of lovemaking on top of a garage. kind of blurry, but pretty good for a photo taken in the dark

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

so much rizz

columbo getting down to business wearing a magenta feather boa

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

young james harden without his signature giant beard

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Hawkeye and Klinger will return in Avengers Doomsday

alan alda and jamie farr in mash as hawkeye and klinger. klinger is wearing a pink dress, white gloves and a sun hat

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

aww ❤️

alber @captainacab.airbud.website: happy new year you clock watching ducks

d.ly @dly.bsky.social: happy new year, imaginary weirdos ❤️

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

google search, 10am:

need new world how make good

…good weapons
…good food
…goods
…good armor
…good money
…good gear
…good boxes

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

merry christmas from roku city, carol

roku city movie theater marquee reads “hello, carol”

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

“is this a pigeon?” butterfly meme, but it’s “is this a proposal?”

Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

happy holidays, folks 🎁

my gift to you, the California “UPPDAWG” vanity license plate spotted in the wild. it is on a white Audi SUV, black plate with yellow letters. license plate frame reads “what’s” at the top, and “???” at the bottom.