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Michael

@mjelly96.bsky.social
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I like video games and sports. #TridentsUp #RipCity #GoHawks I write code sometimes but only for the bit.

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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 1h
I just think the people who do dangerous, shitty maneuvers to save maybe 2 seconds while driving should get some real problems for once in their life
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 3h
Hell fuckin yeah Murakami
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, these residents are EVIL"
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seems really weird that after how good they were during the regular season, the Red Sox and the Cubs don't even make the division series 😕
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fired from my hotel job because I won't stop saying "so true guestie" to all the patrons
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late to the party but CRJ really cooking on that new album (as she always does)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ABC "fans" once again trying to speak for the rest of us 🙄 It's a SONG and it should RHYME Elemenopee heads know what I'm talking about
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026
prescription-strength hot dog
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil yesterday and it was a lot of fun
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Resident Evil in IMAX at the Lloyd Center" is such a beautiful phrase
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw something regarding a Meet the Fockers sequel (that's not the new one) and I looked into it cause I was confused What do you mean there are already THREE of these movies and the one coming out soon is the FOURTH??
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please keep Randy, M's 🙏
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hahahahah the Cleveland Browns suck
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pic of my full rig at the moment. Definitely gonna buy another guitar soon and maybe swap out some of the pedals but I'm very happy with everything after 9 months of tinkering 😇
Orange 35RT amp, Harley Benton DC580-LH (left handed) and a pedalboard with 10 various effects pedals
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can you win a game via failed double play attempts with runners on 1st and 3rd? Lets find out
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll never forget when they made us join a 1 hour meeting for the brand new AI receptionist feature of our phone system that could 1) List business hours 2) Answer an FAQ where the questions AND answers have to be written ahead of time Wow, so useful. Two things it could already do.
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mariners playing against Springs again tonight. Can't wait for him to put up 7 IP, 2 H, 0 ER on us
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Goodbye Mariners hellooooooo Seahawks
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All the Metcalf BS is making me so happy that Seatte traded him for a 2nd round pick (52nd overall) which was them traded up to 35th for Nick Emmanwori 😌
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sunday night you know how it isssss (watching Muppet Treasure Island in a discord call with 8 others in their 30s)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LOGAN.... please.....
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I want the smack barm pey whet so bad even though its probably mid as hell
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
STOP HITTING RANDY
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Laz in the box score is so funny lmao
Mariner box score during the game on 09/03/2026, the highlight being 7th batter Lazaro Montes, with a .600 batting average and a 1.867 OPS
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doesn't first base have to be open for the dropped strike 3 rule to apply? Shouldve just ended right there I thought
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Montes in RF !!
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Laz better get put into this game when the bullpen comes in 😠 how you gonna bench a guy who got on base 3 times in his debut
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LETS GO LAZ
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ouch
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not only is this team losing another very winnable game, they are being SO annoying while they do it
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why is the guy with a 7.00 ERA fucking untouchable to the M's I hate this team 😭
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Once again won't be able to watch much of Kade Anderson pitch 😭 the two Saturdays I have plans
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Suarez available on waivers... 🤔
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God damn Harper. That looked/sounded like a pop up 😳
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How fucking wild is it that we lost two absolute titans of the entertainment industry in 24 hours
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Where's Cole Young? 😥
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Orangey Snicket
@wooble.geoffreyspear.com
About 80% of the people who think trans women shouldn't be allowed to play sports also believe that cis women shouldn't be allowed to play sports.
7:07 AM • Aug 21, 2026
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Another Cal bomb lets fucking goooooo
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mariners against a rookie pitcher making his MLB debut or a guy struggling with an 8.00 ERA: 7.0 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 1 BB Mariners against an established veteran who has been nails all year: 0.1 IP, 4 H, 5 ER, 2 BB
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
JULIOOOOOOOOO
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Colt Emerson...
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Tobias Fünke Sobbing in Shower
Alt: Tobias Fünke Sobbing in Shower
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also Randy Arozarena did the same thing PCA did last week (Leadoff homer, walkoff homer, leadoff homer the next game) but Randy also robbed one too, lol
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Randy is the freaking best
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good morning Mariner Nation and have a happy Kade Anderson debut day
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh wow. Kade Anderson's debut is also a game on FOX. Talk about pressure!
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Angels scored 18 runs on the Astros?? Lmaooooo
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
STOP HITTING RANDY
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
whoever is not watching the Mariners game STAY NOT WATCHING
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Leo Rivas has a 63.00 ERA 😔
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