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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Furlough : Banished from work due to hairy bum.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Best Bond Baddie *Wrong answers only

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me right before replying to someone who says "See you tomorrow." on December 31st.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Morbidity Scooter Is this a thing?

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you realise that "Mr Alucard" gave a phoney name.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That moment when you remember what's actually at 1060 West Addison Street.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 We're so sorry, Uncle Owen.. 🎶 🎶 The Loud And Whining Droid.. 🎶 Paul McCartney, X Wings front man.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

R.I.P. Marshall Lucky

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jimothy Carrey

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Once you plop, you just can't stop!"

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a-mortifying🎶 #ASongOrMovieForEmbarrassment

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In case you couldn't tell. This Texas song was written by that New Radicals guy (You Get What You Give). Yes5. All his songs do that thing. Not #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trapped is actually about the difficulty for crews to evacuate the tanks that were named after him. #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Single life is like the music they used on late night adverts for 0898 chat line numbers. #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🎶 If I was a deliveroo rider Would that appease you? 🎶 #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bloody hell. I've had this song stuck in my head all week too. Just coincidentally. 🤪 #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Falling from a swinging chandelier IS something to be scared of. #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I guess they couldn't convince a xylophone player to wear the leather gear then. #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

007 would never admit to taking bribes. But there would be signs. Stainless steel signs.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Best Bond villain. Wrong answers only

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's Whicker's World. We just live in it.

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just think in. In a year or two, you might be completing regulatory compliance learning modules at work and it will include this; "Scenario 1; Jackie is an Anti-Money Laundering officer. One day, she notices the account of a high profile politician had an unexpected deposit of 5 million pounds...."

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Nigel Farage Nigel

ALT: Nigel Farage Nigel

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Punk can't come soon enough. 😉 Not #TOTP #BBCProms

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Gruff and Guy looked like a couple a guys that decided to go on an x factor audition. Not #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Haven't posted any #starwars rubbish for a while. #nfl

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