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@sassyvet.bsky.social
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Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoever controlling the time got it on 2x speed
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can tell how good my day is going to be based on how good my messy bun looks
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Going into day 5 after surgery. I have totally forgot there's a world outside my living room & I am fine with that.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But maybe I wanna get busy in a McDonald’s bathroom
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever vandalized Dolly’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame should be tarred and feathered.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t understand people. I don’t understand this place. Makes me sad really.
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood.. I save mine for when I get to work
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Feels really good, ☕
This is a written picture post. It says: "Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great. But have you ever dropped a good FUCK YOU on someone you don't like? That shit will help the sun rise."
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
after I take a nap I take another nap
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So, this week it's eggs (again) that we avoid when grocery shopping. They need an app so we are updated on the foods making us sick.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I worry about couples who wear matching shirts, like blink twice if you need help
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can push a watermelon around in a stroller and no one can stop you.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/07/2026
making shit up is hard I don’t know how liars do it
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I always drive 🚗 my own car in case I have a mood swing and need to leave
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I should probably eat all of this ice cream now so I dont eat the rest of it later
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One nice thing about knowing nobody gives a shit about you is you can cut your own hair with zero concern about whether you fuck it up or not.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Don’t expect the world to stop dead in its tracks for you, and you won’t get fucked up
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Let’s have a bsky lap dance contest
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SnapshotStatic @snapshotstatic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Um, could you please stop clutching your phones nonstop, especially while driving?
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Email from my Bank, who can see my account balance: hey do you want to buy a boat
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Remembering Prince on his day of birth.... (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016) #PrinceDay #Prince4Ever 🕊💜💜💜💜🕊 "Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful."- Prince
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry I cant go... I have to be at home & be overwhelmed by nothing
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Don’t insult a boomerang. They’ve always gotta come back.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
waking up to the smell of bacon counts as aroma therapy
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Some people just throwing on sandals ain't clipped ya big toe or NOTHIN🫣
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
let’s go on a date, I’ll meet you by the sewer and I’ll be the one with the red balloon
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Gas so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me😏
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
sorry for my bad mood earlier but my vibrator died this morning
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don't like walking past geese because you never know what their intentions truly are
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible?
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I all for going to bed an hour earlier. It's this getting up an hour earlier that bothers me.
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Half an egg in the morning, half an apple in the afternoon, and half the refrigerator at night
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I wish i had SpongeBob's energy.. That boy was ALWAYS ready for work😊
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This tire is like my dad. Deflated and impossible to change.
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I know alot of jokes about retired people..but none of them work😅
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have no complaints about the dancers
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Reminder, have sex with your wife.
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A lion would never play golf. But a Tiger Wood.😄
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve. I might not even go..
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up.. Unreal
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
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