Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth 2618657
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles. 317360
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can tell how good my day is going to be based on how good my messy bun looks 1617252
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Going into day 5 after surgery. I have totally forgot there's a world outside my living room & I am fine with that. 2144
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026But maybe I wanna get busy in a McDonald’s bathroom 3517951
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever vandalized Dolly’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame should be tarred and feathered. 911515165
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don’t understand people. I don’t understand this place. Makes me sad really. 4518543
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood.. I save mine for when I get to work 0169
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 15/08/2026So, this week it's eggs (again) that we avoid when grocery shopping. They need an app so we are updated on the foods making us sick. 052
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites 924490
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I worry about couples who wear matching shirts, like blink twice if you need help 2223282
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You can push a watermelon around in a stroller and no one can stop you. 25363113
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/07/2026making shit up is hard I don’t know how liars do it 35624
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I always drive 🚗 my own car in case I have a mood swing and need to leave 082
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I should probably eat all of this ice cream now so I dont eat the rest of it later 0257
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026One nice thing about knowing nobody gives a shit about you is you can cut your own hair with zero concern about whether you fuck it up or not. 711439
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Don’t expect the world to stop dead in its tracks for you, and you won’t get fucked up 0179
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋SnapshotStatic @snapshotstatic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Um, could you please stop clutching your phones nonstop, especially while driving? 4789
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Email from my Bank, who can see my account balance: hey do you want to buy a boat 0328
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Remembering Prince on his day of birth.... (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016) #PrinceDay #Prince4Ever 🕊💜💜💜💜🕊 "Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful."- Prince 310227
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Sorry I cant go... I have to be at home & be overwhelmed by nothing 02711
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Don’t insult a boomerang. They’ve always gotta come back. 33717
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/05/2026waking up to the smell of bacon counts as aroma therapy 17922
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Some people just throwing on sandals ain't clipped ya big toe or NOTHIN🫣 041
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 13/04/2026let’s go on a date, I’ll meet you by the sewer and I’ll be the one with the red balloon 2118662
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Gas so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me😏 0142
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 09/03/2026sorry for my bad mood earlier but my vibrator died this morning 2811228
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I don't like walking past geese because you never know what their intentions truly are 2123
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/03/2026But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible? 614454
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I all for going to bed an hour earlier. It's this getting up an hour earlier that bothers me. 0248
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Half an egg in the morning, half an apple in the afternoon, and half the refrigerator at night 053
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I wish i had SpongeBob's energy.. That boy was ALWAYS ready for work😊 142
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This tire is like my dad. Deflated and impossible to change. 02010
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I know alot of jokes about retired people..but none of them work😅 162
Reposted by Tee🩴🦋Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I have no complaints about the dancers 083
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅 0114
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳 1174
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞 183
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve. I might not even go.. 031
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up.. Unreal 041