iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I exclusively break up with people by emails written in comic sans because I’m one of life’s rascals

djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just watched a video clip with Theo Von where he says he doesn’t believe in twins, and that he’s very skeptical of it. Y’all, I think Theo Von maybe even dumber than our president.

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Decomposing 🎃 Rascal @clarityrestoration.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think it's neat that after 45 years of wage suppressing policies that we have AI to get rid of the remaining jobs.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I hear dudes say "I have sisters and daughters and I don't like rapists" my skin crawls. I'm thinking of starting a group called "Daughterless Men Also Against Rape."

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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

> Pedro and a capy pup 🥹 [📷 Marketing Kira | Dartmoor Zoo]

A Patagonian mara standing still while a rotund baby capybara stretches up to sniff his chin.

The mara looks like a bunny-deer hybrid and the capybara is basically an extra large guinea pig with webbed feet. Both of them are rodents.

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nike owns Converse Call them. I did. 1(800) 806-6453

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Told the 4yo about The Boy Who Cried Wolf and he said, “correlation is not causation”

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Resident Evil is great because Out-of-State Evil is much more expensive.

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OUTRAGED? NIKE OWNS CONVERSE CALL THEM. I DID. 1(800) 806-6453

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI: "After 3 unsuccessful login attempts, we've locked your account" Me: "If you know it's my account why did you lock it?" AI: *gets so annoyed it decides to destroy the world*

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OUTRAGED? NIKE OWNS CONVERSE CALL THEM. I DID. 1(800) 806-6453

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Little video I shot and edited from Salem Tattoos Denver Bolt Day extravaganza. This wasn't a bolt but it was too good a story to pass up. youtube.com/shorts/sKlnW...

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Denver Tattoo Flash #BoltDay

YouTube video by djbtv

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Of all the late stage Trump theories, wants the world to die with him seems increasingly credible.

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Erin Havel @erinhavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yup- this guy - years ago I watched a video about his belief system - thinking there should be a religious monarch in charge of America - scary stuff

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The rule they are overturning was predicted to give $120 billion in public health benefits by 2047, with projections that by 2035, it would would prevent up to 1,200 premature deaths, 870 hospital and emergency room visits, 360K asthma attacks, 48K school absence days and 57K lost workdays each year

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.

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OrneryPiglett @ornerypiglett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Shout out to RKelly!!! -Jasmine Crockett, probably

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/09/2026

Sam Altman is now citing a 10% risk of extinction due to AI in the next decade. Anyone can say any old shit, so put your money where your mouth is, Sam. If you're wrong, in 2036 you pay me a year of your salary. If you're right, I'll have an underwriter pay you 10x that upon proof of extinction.

Reuters: Altman says 10% risk of AI causing extinction `unacceptable'

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Her: I have all my ducks in a row Me: (trying to impress) I have all my geese in a column

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the best part of grocery shopping is when the cashier making basically nothing tells me i owe $100 for basically nothing

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The people who believe they’re getting a $5000 check from the Pedo Donny are the same people who look to Theo Von as a deep thinker.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m out in shorts and sleeveless shirt. No scarf. No light jacket. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.

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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I find myself missing Tim Cook’s feisty gay rizz.

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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

probably their last words when the wagon hit them

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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Happy Six-Month Anniversary of the Entirely Optional Iran War! I have a hybrid car. We gas it up about every six weeks. The Strait of Hormuz is almost irrelevant. Yet every time a Democratic president and Congress move us closer to ending oil addiction, REPUBLICANS block them. VOTE THEM OUT.

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

me and the boys just got back in town, and they're singing a song about us. we're flattered, but it's a bit much

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/08/2026

things would be so much simpler if more people could just go “you know what, that’s not for me” and leave it at that

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One Sentence Review™ of The Odyssey in the theater in IMAX #TheOdyssey is a massive cinematic achievement that you see in IMAX [it’s the first movie shot entirely in IMAX] with the caveat that it’s imperative to pee minutes before the movie starts as it’s 3hrs with no intermission and no lulls.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It probably would have been better if we hadn't decided to go through the list of important things a society does and then stop doing them because we didn't know much about them

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djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Catching up with #YFAN and S2 Ep 6 directed by Stephanie Laing was abso-fucking-lutely great. If you’re in the biz and know this director please pass along my kudos. Just tremendous. #YourFriendsAndNeighbors

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I broke down and watched The Odyssey on my car's 4 inch infotainment screen, just as Christopher Nolan intended

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Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I see 4 major developments manifest in yesterday's elections: 1) El-Sayed's victory, along with multiple downballot victories shows a significant expansion of DSA/Sanders/AOC-aligned power in the heartland, where we've been told it just couldn't reach. 1/5

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

No, I would describe her bitch face as very active. I doubt it ever rests.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This feels like a trap.

A door with a sign that just says “DOOR.”

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

me: i wrote a poem called the odyssey once & it was about me trying to get out of a trader joe’s parking lot at lunchtime. the priest giving me communion: have you tried being an atheist?

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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

As RFK Jr and Trump desperately try to gaslight us about the #COVID pandemic, remember that 1.2 million Americans died-- one of every 300 people in the country. The COVID-19 vaccine SAVED 3.2 million lives, prevented 18 million hospitalizations, & averted more than $1.15 trillion in medical costs.

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