Reposted by djbCompote Rascal @clarityrestoration.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think it's neat that after 45 years of wage suppressing policies that we have AI to get rid of the remaining jobs. 042
Reposted by djbTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11 733290
Reposted by djbSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I hear dudes say "I have sisters and daughters and I don't like rapists" my skin crawls. I'm thinking of starting a group called "Daughterless Men Also Against Rape." 2226
Reposted by djbKK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026> Pedro and a capy pup 🥹 [📷 Marketing Kira | Dartmoor Zoo] 0134
Reposted by djbDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167354691
Reposted by djbsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6401155
Reposted by djbContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump. 3705500665
Reposted by djbViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Told the 4yo about The Boy Who Cried Wolf and he said, “correlation is not causation” 517231
Reposted by djbRM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Resident Evil is great because Out-of-State Evil is much more expensive. 56616
Reposted by djbdjb @djbtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OUTRAGED? NIKE OWNS CONVERSE CALL THEM. I DID. 1(800) 806-6453 001
Reposted by djbGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is 8851234
Reposted by djbWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026AI: "After 3 unsuccessful login attempts, we've locked your account" Me: "If you know it's my account why did you lock it?" AI: *gets so annoyed it decides to destroy the world* 05614
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OUTRAGED? NIKE OWNS CONVERSE CALL THEM. I DID. 1(800) 806-6453 001
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Little video I shot and edited from Salem Tattoos Denver Bolt Day extravaganza. This wasn't a bolt but it was too good a story to pass up. youtube.com/shorts/sKlnW...youtube.comDenver Tattoo Flash #BoltDayYouTube video by djbtv 000
Reposted by djbSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Of all the late stage Trump theories, wants the world to die with him seems increasingly credible. 621755408
Reposted by djbErin Havel @erinhavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yup- this guy - years ago I watched a video about his belief system - thinking there should be a religious monarch in charge of America - scary stuff 001
Reposted by djbRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The rule they are overturning was predicted to give $120 billion in public health benefits by 2047, with projections that by 2035, it would would prevent up to 1,200 premature deaths, 870 hospital and emergency room visits, 360K asthma attacks, 48K school absence days and 57K lost workdays each year 10632621550
Reposted by djbNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon. 301720489
Reposted by djbOrneryPiglett @ornerypiglett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Shout out to RKelly!!! -Jasmine Crockett, probably 1124
Reposted by djbCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/09/2026Sam Altman is now citing a 10% risk of extinction due to AI in the next decade. Anyone can say any old shit, so put your money where your mouth is, Sam. If you're wrong, in 2036 you pay me a year of your salary. If you're right, I'll have an underwriter pay you 10x that upon proof of extinction. 2126627
Reposted by djbDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today 226071
Reposted by djbResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Her: I have all my ducks in a row Me: (trying to impress) I have all my geese in a column 1832690
Reposted by djbBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the best part of grocery shopping is when the cashier making basically nothing tells me i owe $100 for basically nothing 213134
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The people who believe they’re getting a $5000 check from the Pedo Donny are the same people who look to Theo Von as a deep thinker. 011
Reposted by djbMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12068201640
Reposted by djbTom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I find myself missing Tim Cook’s feisty gay rizz. 1151
Reposted by djbUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/08/2026probably their last words when the wagon hit them 1134264
Reposted by djbClaudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Happy Six-Month Anniversary of the Entirely Optional Iran War! I have a hybrid car. We gas it up about every six weeks. The Strait of Hormuz is almost irrelevant. Yet every time a Democratic president and Congress move us closer to ending oil addiction, REPUBLICANS block them. VOTE THEM OUT. 142
Reposted by djbCall of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026me and the boys just got back in town, and they're singing a song about us. we're flattered, but it's a bit much 0409
Reposted by djbMicah @rincewind.run · 27/08/2026things would be so much simpler if more people could just go “you know what, that’s not for me” and leave it at that 151510187
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One Sentence Review™ of The Odyssey in the theater in IMAX #TheOdyssey is a massive cinematic achievement that you see in IMAX [it’s the first movie shot entirely in IMAX] with the caveat that it’s imperative to pee minutes before the movie starts as it’s 3hrs with no intermission and no lulls. 010
Reposted by djbThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It probably would have been better if we hadn't decided to go through the list of important things a society does and then stop doing them because we didn't know much about them 538462
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Catching up with #YFAN and S2 Ep 6 directed by Stephanie Laing was abso-fucking-lutely great. If you’re in the biz and know this director please pass along my kudos. Just tremendous. #YourFriendsAndNeighbors 010
Reposted by djbJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I broke down and watched The Odyssey on my car's 4 inch infotainment screen, just as Christopher Nolan intended 1297
Reposted by djbPaul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I see 4 major developments manifest in yesterday's elections: 1) El-Sayed's victory, along with multiple downballot victories shows a significant expansion of DSA/Sanders/AOC-aligned power in the heartland, where we've been told it just couldn't reach. 1/5 640283
Reposted by djbA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 02/08/2026No, I would describe her bitch face as very active. I doubt it ever rests. 114758
Reposted by djbSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026me: i wrote a poem called the odyssey once & it was about me trying to get out of a trader joe’s parking lot at lunchtime. the priest giving me communion: have you tried being an atheist? 03111
Reposted by djbPeter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026As RFK Jr and Trump desperately try to gaslight us about the #COVID pandemic, remember that 1.2 million Americans died-- one of every 300 people in the country. The COVID-19 vaccine SAVED 3.2 million lives, prevented 18 million hospitalizations, & averted more than $1.15 trillion in medical costs. 620176
Reposted by djbDan Sheehan @dansheehan.memyon.org · 03/08/2026Good morning. #BOTD #filmsky #moviesky 3477
Reposted by djbAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Reiterating that Musk's literal voter bribery last time was an unambiguous go-directly-to-jail felony, for which people have been successfully prosecuted over vastly smaller amounts. It wasn't just pouring money into a PAC, whatever one thinks of that. It was a black-letter plain-as-day crime.thebulwark.comYes, Elon Musk’s Vote-Buying Is Against the LawPeople have gone to prison for comparable schemes. 302460813
djb @djbtv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Insurance Agent finds new friend. Leaves the industry to make soap. 0180
Reposted by djbGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317254966965
Reposted by djbSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts 3468871206