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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
a relict population of man-eating albinistic grinches has been found in a decommissioned anthracite mine in northeastern Pennsylvania
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m @mjjii.com · 5h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11h
quitting while he was a head
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 22h
Greek life is so cool because, even if they aren't cooking meth in the basement and some are, they create similar disincentives to blow the whistle or confront other members as the mafia: doing the right thing risks blowing up your housing situation, current social life, and future networks.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cmon man.
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 17h
post from bloomfilters.plus saying "every time i see hegseth rambling about high T lethality whatever i remember how much it is politically necessary to annihilate every fraternity on the planet to the level of atoms with a massive orbital laser." the phrase "hegseth rambling about high T lethality or whatever" has been replaced with just "a fraternity in the news"
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20h
Losing it @prophethusband

Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes

Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting

11:01 AM 17 Jan 23 82OK Views
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18h
America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing!
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Puget Sound Whale Sightings @pugetsoundwhales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧡🐣🧡 Tue, Sep 29 New calf at T36A1's side continues their 1st foray in their Puget Sound home waters. Official ID to come, but likely is Tierna's 2nd. Per Bart Rulon: "...still fetal folds visible on the dorsal fin so this calf is probably only days or weeks old". 📸 By Jami Cantrell 9/28. #psws
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/12/2024
picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
several of you have been asking for an update on "we count numbers consecutively in an irc channel" and i'm pleased to announce someone made the effort to draw a graph
a time/count graph of the irc counting game, there are seven lines that trend upwards, surprisingly at a consistent rate
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the received wisdom of the dnc superfan is not nearly as unshakeable as they would have you believe. as a rule most don't believe in anything other than mirroring the establishment. move the establishment and they will play ball immediately
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A striking Cactus Wren, the largest wren in North America. #BokehBirds #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature #wildlife #photography
A brown and white streaked bird perched on a branch against a blurred green background. Photographed in Irvine, California.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024
just won the lottery!! I don’t even remember buying a ticket lmao. I can see all the townspeople coming over right now, probably wanna congratulate me. probably jealous lol
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning! 🪶
Burrowing owl peeking out of the tunnel to her man-made burrow.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: GREEN EGGS AND HAM IM 4 FRESCAS AND 10 BISCOFFS DEEP Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a09de78e6c1 F: #fcbae2eae08
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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roy 朗井 @live.from.roys.house · 23/09/2026
btw i think the reason i like magical sigils and worlds based around them is because magical sigils are actually real. you open up a satellite LNB and what you find is shapes wrought from metal to manipulate unseen forces. you can't tell me they're not magical sigils
picture of the inside of a satellite low-noise block downconverter (LNB), the circuit in the focal point of a satellite TV dish. this one's a rectangular metal case with inside of it a printed circuit board full of gold-plated traces. many have strange shapes you wouldn't find in other electronics. scientifically you might call them microstrip filters, but really they're nothing more than a well-understood magical rune
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Traditional pilot: - alcoholic - wife left - ptsd (military) Furry pilot: - polyamorous (several current wives) - yiffcon is coming up (has a lot to look forward to)
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Dr Nick 🦉🇦🇺 @doktrnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ibis' out for a walk with pizza.
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Black-and-white Warbler that successfully hunted down a tiny spider.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's good for people to abandon movements when they realize what they've been (some amount of willfully) ignoring or dismissing this whole time is in fact real. No more media career, though. No more notoriety. Like a pilot that forgets to put down the landing gear. Sorry bud, you don't have it.
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My husband saw me making dinner from my traditional cookbook, he asks me “what tradition? The Pleistocene?” Ah I tell ya. And the sex is bad too, oh boy. I told my husband to take charge in the bedroom and he grabbed his Amex and called a cab!
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the country music discourse!! Yall I play too much
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/09/2026
Can’t stop thinking about this classic every time the announcers talk about him
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
Bonus crow stalker…
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
yeah i'm choosin texas... for me to poop on!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
35 years ago tonight, President George H.W. Bush ordered the unilateral elimination of all land-based US nuclear weapons in Europe and South Korea, all nonstrategic naval nuclear weapons, the end of ground alert for all strategic bombers, and the immediate de-alerting of all 450 Minuteman II ICBMs.
Nearly all of the front page of the September 27, 1991, edition of the New York Times, with the two-deck banner headline, “U.S. TO GIVE UP SHORT-RANGE NUCLEAR ARMS; BUSH SEEKS SOVIET CUTS AND FURTHER TALKS.” Additional related headlines included, “Sees Fading Threat; President Says Decision Could Be Reversed If Moscow Won’t Act,” and “Why U.S. Was Worried.”

An unrelated but still-consequential headline at the top left of the front page reads, “Judiciary Panel Deadlocks, 7-7, On Thomas Nomination to Court.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics.
lehon @lehOn• 8/10/12
Being an ironic peace of shit. Now thats paper.
Getting faved by a Net Girl *in slowed down voice* Now thats paper
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
did you mean to say "pilot tube"? i think you meant pilot tube. airplance have pilots
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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airplane ian - abolish ICE @airplaneian.com · 26/09/2026
hell yeah
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 25/09/2026
Just like momma used to make
A post from r/stupidfood with a dish called "egg sacs". It looks appropriately gross.
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unlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haley Adams has posted on twitter that she woke up to their car tires popped and that she will not be going to her flag wave
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Donna Feledichuk Photographer 🇨🇦 @dfphotography.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today’s #birdoftheday theme is #pairs so here is some #puffin love #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature #Naturephotography
a pair of atlantic puffins
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to Pridefest with the family this year and Joaders, being at an in-person event completely free of Them feels amazing and energizing.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, this is the piece I want to read. We all knew that Where the Red Fern Grows was sad! This was the point of the book! Your real-life childhood dog will die too and that's why there is art about it! "I refuse to watch this one kind of sad thing" seems like a new development.
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the sculpture, a man on a rearing horse plunges a lance into a dragon (as in the allegory of St. George and the Dragon). But the dragon—representing nuclear war—lies amidst pieces of actual SS-20 and Pershing II intermediate-range ballistic missiles, which were destroyed under the INF Treaty.
A color photograph of Zurab Tsereteli's bronze sculpture "Good Defeats Evil," taken from the sidewalk outside United Nations headquarters in New York City. A man riding a rearing horse plunges a lance (bearing a cross at its top) into a dragon laying on its back on the ground, its mouth open.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
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