Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 22hWhen Digger isn't on screen everyone should be asking where's Digger 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 23hSure it sounds fun to get paid 6 figures to post anime on 4chan all day, but the CIA drug tests 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A video in which a trashy racist interrupts a wedding proposal to say that a Mexican photographer is ruining the beauty of the public park by standing there, as she leaves dog shit on the walk path. "Go back to Mexico" she says, in California, after figuratively and literally shitting up the park. 010
Reposted by Hellanal Boner-Farterceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 147106642298
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I seriously hope y'all are stockpiling water filters, antibiotics, and ammunition. America is so cooked. 120
Reposted by Hellanal Boner-Farterheld steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old. 261132143
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heartbreaking: the least shitty person in this room is Piers Morgan 020
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tough call. The best cookout ever with incredible food and music and booze, or the worst music ever, shitty domestic beer, and raisins in the potato salad. 110
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"How was this allowed?!" - right wing trash turds who spend 100% of their free time pretending to understand the 1st amendment 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Listen folks, I'm a republican It is imperative that taxpayers pay billions of dollars to build Superior Intelligence data centers for billionaires so that billionaires can charge billions of tax dollars to put up Superior Intelligence cameras that hallucinate little old ladies are wanted murderers 100
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm going to need everyone to promise to vote as hard as possible. Drag people to the polls if you must. Don't let anyone leave the line. Together we can manifest The Funniest Thing Ever. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Permanent reminder for deeply insecure men that taking HGH and not working out results in destroyed balls and butthole and gives you extremely fucked up tiddies and a hunchback. 030
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If it's not a genocide then what is it? 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Star Wars was the most efficient psyop ever Darth Vader kills 8 billion people just to torture his daughter but he does one nice thing at the end and is redeemed In the real world Canada is the most genocidal country famous for its war crimes but they're known for saying "sorry" so it's all good 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watching another recall of $9.99/lb ground beef and fondly remembering that when the president was a black guy ground beef was $1.49/lb and republicans won by telling people that democrats were going to take away your burgers. 120
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just saw someone post "SJW" in the tyool 2026 and felt like seeing an Advice Animal or some ancient meme from Something Awful 031
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*spins big wheel* "Sugar" *draws piece of paper out of a hat* "Allergens" 020
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*spins bingo drum* "Cinnamon" *throws dart at big board* "Lead" 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kos? [derisive hipster laugh] I knew him when he was called Kosm. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026AI and copyright infringement. Boy, I bet this company is EXTREMELY trustworthy. 020
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can't sail a boat. You never travel. You don't worship pansexual furries. Why are you calling yourself a viking? 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is where they keep JD Vance. This system can rapidly deploy him to the most unoccupied venues in order to give the most humiliatingly cringe speeches. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 24/09/202624 yo Lindsay Isaacs committed zero crimes FLOCK cameras hallucinated otherwise, saying she killed 3 people in a hit and run Police arrested her Her car had no damage When pigs realized their mistake they tried to coerce her into committing suicide to cover up their mistakes Fuck FLOCK. ACAB. 021
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ted Cruz walked so JD Vance could run. This dweeb has negative juice. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dear Democrats who are yelling at trans people, This is disgraced pedophile Matt Gaetz begging for votes with the only message republicans have. Why are you pretending it's a valid and good message? Why are you helping and validating the child sex criminal? Stop it, you pissclowns. 082
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The freaks who voted for Trump, whose name appears in the Epstein files 40,000 times, are attacking Ms. Rachel for advocating for child safety and education They attacked Mr. Rogers for the same It's super cool Democrats are retreating and in defensive mode instead of smashing these turds 120
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can't believe I managed to catch my Australian White Tree Frog doing this 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Crazy to think about how many houses I could afford if Democrats stood up for themselves and ran on policy instead of caving to divisive right wing bullshit talking points like trans athletes and youtube bloggers. 041
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Warner Bros merger is going ahead. Can't wait for Superman to be identical to Homelander and do sponsored ads for Riyadh Festival. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know you're in the bad timeline when Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing the entire job of the democrats and the press, singlehandedly. 011
Reposted by Hellanal Boner-FarterLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually. 3067161651
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Extremely cool that the guys who did 9/11 now have monopolistic control of video games, sports, TV, and movies. 030
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can tell the economy has been completely fucked up by republicans when they start calling mid-ass milquetoast center-right democrats "communists" and people start discussing how Norwegian prisoners have a higher standard of living than the vast majority of Americans. It's not just gas prices. 020
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fun pet names for your significant other 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Breaking: Goff Rocker has cancelled tour dates with Ed Sheeran citing "erryone loves a good krumpin', but dis is just war crimes" 030
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's extremely rare we have white celebrities who are not awful. Like Tony Hawk, Chris Evans, and Danny DeVito. We just lost Dolly. Protect Ms. Rachel at all costs. 0265
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's pretty upsetting to know the FBI agent reading my posts probably has another tab open to the Mr. Hands video 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026J.D. Vance is powerful, he's wealthy, he's extremely evil, he even goes by a fake name. He has all the hallmarks of all the great supervillains of fiction, except one. This turd has absolutely no charisma. There is no reason for anyone to like or follow him. He's a b-tier Captain Planet villain. 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey chat, how do I boycott someone who has always sucked? 000
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At least it's being measured in video gamer and not Magic The Gathering player 110
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed "White Phosphorus Burned Children For Some, Tiny American Flags For Others" Sheeran 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kash Patel: confirmed cat fucker 010
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Distracted Piglet rear ends a stopped car then pretends the person was speeding. I can't stress enough how much you need cameras on your car. These criminals are everywhere. 063
