Reposted by its borbwe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12higgy: what's that letter on you shirt me: that's a V for Victory pin. do you like it iggy: yah i want one for my shirt me: okay what letter do you want iggy: W me: what's the W for iggy: for my shirt 101838
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22hevery time i hear someone give a convoluted reason that speeding is actually safer it takes two weeks off my life 140
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026does christopher The Bear break his overwrought needledrop montage addiction or his fak hijinks addiction in season 5 or what 000
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026are agender people allowed to use the all gender bathroom 201
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026making jokes that are just referencing an ad campaign is loserly to begin with but if it's an insurance company then i should be allowed to perform a citizen's arrest 020
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026jack ryan and jack reacher are the same person. anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a coward 000
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not in any way defending the bizarre and arbitrary hoops employers make applicants jump through but i am a little surprised that the iced coffee thing is news to some 120
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026scientists are very near to a breakthrough in identifying the Dropout gene, which is closely related to but distinct from the Taskmaster gene 010
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a small business is a large business that is not as big 020
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026its honestly insane how few people on this webstie are posting about guisarmes 020
Reposted by its borbTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893742655
Reposted by its borbActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group 541987457
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026jacque pepin and chefs of that ilk will never teach the forbidden techniques of reboning chickens 120
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026gorgeous transfem volunteer burst out the doors of the tool library on seeing my kei truck, a reaction familiar in tenor though extreme on the ohohoho scale, and as she helped me unload the wood chipper told me about her own honda acty. cathedrals everywhere 020
Reposted by its borbits borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026does anyone know if a society needs oil 041
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026given that macklemore is 1. in the right and 2. a huge dope, the big question to me is did he do all this on purpose or was he just thinking he'd have his little opening act with a pro-palestine message and that would be all 240
Reposted by its borbTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Saying 'oh she buckin' as i violently stall my car in a busy intersection 1677
Reposted by its borbMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is an absolutely pitch perfect bit 26516
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they got coal liquefaction and they got coal gasification but how come there's no oil rockification 060
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comAlonzo Mourning's Bench ReactionALT: Alonzo Mourning's Bench Reaction 030
Reposted by its borbjay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!? 72145562
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026if you're saying some quisling democrat is only betraying trans people for pragmatic electoral reasons, you're saying they will change their tune if it turns out to cost them votes 101
Reposted by its borbits borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025its funny how my friends will always be capable of feats of sublime self-reinvention and growth whether they know it or not but the portcullis of time slammed on every one of my horizons a mere ten seconds ago 1123
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 was closer to the building of the pyramids than it was to today 170
Reposted by its borbgem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863531673
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i dont know what people mean when they call an opinion biased. isnt every opinion biased 011
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026one crazy fact about andrew lloyd webber is that only three days after he wrote his only musical, jesus christ superstar, he was vaporized in the Tunguska Event 010
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026thanj you to the sound trangit corporation for personally conveniencing me 020
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026just realized that my promotion away from operating large behicles means i finally get to try out having sleep apnea 030
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026god i love providing mild assistance to the driver in service of smooth operation of the bus 110
Reposted by its borbEugen Leviné @eugenlevine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026An upside of a centrally planned economy you don’t hear about enough is that the production of video essays would be tightly controlled by a special enterprise under the ministry of culture 031
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026mechanical keyboard mechanical keyboard to buy normal mechanical keyboarg mechanical keyboard but im not a pervert about it 020
Reposted by its borbheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong 9091062813
its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026adding fare gates to link stations will keep the riffraff out. much like the famously riffraff-free new york city subway 140
Reposted by its borbOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Someone came out of the yarn room 174202734784
Reposted by its borbjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45269627
