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@darwinmay.com
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/09/2026
lmfao www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/...
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/09/2026
Resilient Emergency Girlfriend Link
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 08/09/2026
yeehaw
two boats sailing past the Seattle skyline. one is maybe 30% in the water
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 04/09/2026
bro GO INSIDE
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 28/08/2026
looking terrible, friendo
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 12/08/2026
oh these are new, nice
"you are welcome to use the bathroom that best aligns with your gender identity" sign
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 10/08/2026
an innocuous doorbell
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 10/08/2026
me seeing a spider on the wall and very much not calling attention to it so nobody freaks out
a man and woman in an ultralight aircraft above an airfield. there is a cat poking its head out into the open cabin from the hollow wing. the man (pilot) has just realized there is a cat and has an extremely intense look on his face
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 05/08/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 04/08/2026
it's too bad you didn't fly into a mountain, idiot
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 23/07/2026
in a bidding war with 80085 and booob
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 15/07/2026
hmm. masculinity
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 10/07/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 04/07/2026
made pilgrimage to the #ExilePitbull walmart
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 01/07/2026
me @ QA
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/06/2026
google is unsurprisingly useless on the topic, so: has anyone had issues with google ad services breaking through pihole recently?
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/06/2026
lmfao
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/06/2026
suck my ass reddit
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 09/06/2026
arizona plate GOATSIE
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 08/06/2026
'climp'
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 08/06/2026
now in proper aspect ratio 🪶
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 06/06/2026
yeah yeah get my own food etc but ?????
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 02/06/2026
crows brought their 2 or 3 kids by
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 28/05/2026
75 76 77... the gangs all here
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/05/2026
escalating to literal crow bribes
uranium glass plate with pine nuts and 31 cents in coins
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/05/2026
same episode
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/05/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/05/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 15/05/2026
preparing for this weekend's insanely good dinner
messages from meanniversary dinner menu
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 13/05/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 10/05/2026
took almost a year and perchance a mill opening in Portland but we got it processed. 10 pounds of roving babey 👍
two clear garbage bags full of processed wool. dishwasher for scale
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 04/05/2026
crow getting my ass today (bag of pine nuts is stored in the driver door)
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 27/04/2026
aw sorry bud
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 21/04/2026
we're making uhh a lot of hummus I guess
pressure cooker with about 2 liters of chickpeas
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 17/04/2026
the Mayor is knocking
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 10/04/2026
all of them, but especially the couple crows that hang out on my street and follow me/my car around
crow approaching my car in side mirrorcrow on fence looking up into windowcrow on awning outside windowcrow in tree across the street
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 08/04/2026
lol what a worm
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 07/04/2026
this is a lie btw
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 23/03/2026
taking the 518 with the sunroof open
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 20/03/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 19/03/2026
antifa is following me to my car if I don't pay egg tax
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 11/03/2026
took half an hour to get out of the neighborhood
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 11/03/2026
tomorrow's only wednesday
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 04/03/2026
<pushes up glasses> "quote-unquote *losses*"
wikipedia article for f-15
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 23/02/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 22/02/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 30/01/2026
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 27/01/2026
why do hotels always put the toilet paper holder back here
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 23/01/2026
steak and eggs for the neighborhood crows
some beef bits and egg bits on a uranium glass plate on our awning
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darwin @darwinmay.com · 23/01/2026
a post "report post" menu
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