tef @tef.bsky.social · 1hseeing i've made one good post this month and reassuring myself that i still have it 070
tef @tef.bsky.social · 1hworking out the difference between a homeowner association and a frat house and as best as i can tell it's a different set of hazing rituals 070
Reposted by tefShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British 451693181
tef @tef.bsky.social · 4hi think my most controversial opinion is that homework, not discovery, is the better daft punk album 7140
Reposted by tefNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 14/03/2026DON DRAPER, wearing a Changshan: if we want to sell this revolution as being truly universal under Heaven, we need to make inroads with the fairer sex… how about “women hold up half the sky” MAO, sucking on his teeth: god damn it gweilo you’ve done it again. 250398
tef @tef.bsky.social · 5htaking my advice and political analysis from a guy who'd get tricked by nasreddin 031
tef @tef.bsky.social · 5ha statistician told me this joke, it goes like this three mathematicians bump into three economists on the train, they're on the way to a joint conference, and the economists are a little puzzled the mathematicians only have one ticket between them 1153
tef @tef.bsky.social · 5hhave seen a one two post combo of a "computers can think but no-one understands it" and "that's society's problem, layman understanding trumping expertise" and wouldn't you know it it's an economist rather than a programmer for once 1110
tef @tef.bsky.social · 8hworking out the german compound phrase for "wishing you were at home but you are already at home" 1110
Reposted by teftef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown 433259
tef @tef.bsky.social · 14hseen two posts back to back, "the problem with burnout is that you let everything slide and it gets worse" and "hey if you emailed me last year, sorry about that, but i am starting to get out of the hole now" and yeah i feel both of these posts in my bones 1352
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026once tradtional programming falls entirely out of fashion and becomes lost knowledge, i can sell a zachtronics style indie hit game about building 8 bit microcontrollers 1500
Reposted by tefIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026Reason I think this is neat is that there's provably unexplored space left to check out. It's cool if you want to make a roguelike deckbuilder but you absolutely do not have to. 6396104
Reposted by tefBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society 242625290
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026working out that i shouldn't allowed to post in the first hour where i'm waking up (i'm sad) and ultimately the best posts seem to come after bering awake for 20 or so hours (sad but laughing anyway) 0160
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown 433259
Reposted by tefmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4988841631
Reposted by teftef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026several of you have been asking for an update on "we count numbers consecutively in an irc channel" and i'm pleased to announce someone made the effort to draw a graph 29819
Reposted by tefEverest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms... 24837303
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thinking about the google search appliance and in retrospect it's quite funny they never really managed to make a product out of search 3203
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026honestly. waking up about midnight and going to bed at 4am is kinda serene in it's own way 1110
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026given the sex cult stuff, and i guess the return to office mandate wasn't really anything more than "it's easier to fuck your secretary when you're both in the office" 1382
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026several of you have been asking for an update on "we count numbers consecutively in an irc channel" and i'm pleased to announce someone made the effort to draw a graph 29819
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah, fine, i'll go eat breakfast and try to stop ruminating on the casual cruelty constantly on display 0110
Reposted by tefeevee @eev.ee · 29/09/2026look if nothing else, our culture would get over its prudishness real fucking fast if there were a macro wolf guy who was just jacking off downtown and rubbing his balls on buildings and whatever. instant, massive icebreaker. but none of that can happen without this small business loan 314631
tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026solving problems for other people usually involves thankless, almost anonymous work, where invisibility is a measure of success but sometimes it involves yelling "i obviously don't want to do this, you should be thankful" and demanding featly for their noble sacrifice 2140
tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it is kinda funny how websites basically ship something more akin to a pdf than to markdown, despite being written in html 2200
tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026explaining why every enterprise app needs a task tray icon by linking to a decade old video about "make my logo bigger" www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOwi...youtube.comMake My Logo Bigger CreamYouTube video by André Salomão Brito Mattos 181
Reposted by tefhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161651273
tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026every so often i bump into another smoker at a company meeting or large social gathering and the topic comes up "oh everyone vapes" or "just us, huh?" and i always reply "we're a dying breed" 3170
Reposted by tefTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page 141928324
tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026being in a different timezone to everyone else and trying to work out who the discourse is about this time, and running through the checklist: teenager with naive opinion? op-ed columnist who wants other people to suffer? and stopping at astroturfed marketing campaign and double checking 1122
Reposted by tefMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026) 18967317
Reposted by tefJake Eakle @jseakle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i do not think it is ok for "full album" youtube playlists to include music videos for some tracks. those have sounds in them that are not from the album. 1292
Reposted by tefPortponky @portponky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is awesome so I cut one out of wood and made a double sided puzzle. 114326
Reposted by tefJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633226399
tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026been helping a friend debug their netgame code - doing that correctly means doing 2pc, so don't do that - ids that change contextually are probably going to bite your ass - that should probably be one message not two, and atomic 2100
tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026soundtrack by the radiophonic workshop's very own daphne oram! (a reworking of 'teen beat' by sandy nelson, arranged by johnny hawksworth) 180
tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr... 17013