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Scott Matla

@callmescort.bsky.social
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Habs EOTP Contributor | Friendly Neighborhood Beer Guy | If you get confused, listen to the music play

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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 4h
Drop some SLAPS
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 16h
Congrats to Friedman on getting to spend this panel segment fluffing Babcock at an unheard of level
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
Loud cheers for both Babcock and Formenton Burn in hell Edmonton
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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 17h
Dobes emits too much EMF that Tavares' amulet can't handle
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
Dobes told John Tavares to pay his taxes
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
William Nylander, again the only valid Leaf
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
Alexandre Carrier Norris Truthers log-on
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
Darren Raddysh is getting fucking posterized by Texier goddamn
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
Well, based on the Texier penalty we might not have to wait long for the Florian Xhekaj debut
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 17h
How goddamn bad is the ice in Toronto, dudes are just falling all over
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 18h
Jake McCabe seems a little testy
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 18h
Early season Zack Bolduc go brrrrr
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 18h
It's early, but the amount of reaching plays is driving me nuts, play the body and win the puck. Swinging and hoping it clears the danger isn't a winning solution
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
Could really do with Kevin Bieksa never saying "you can't be too horny" on live TV again
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
Bad start, great finish to the period for the Habs Chances are there given the way Toronto's handling the puck in their own zone
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
Less split squad preseason games, more of the actual NHL lineup playing together from now on
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
3.5 minutes into the season and screaming "CLEAR THE LINE" from my sofa We've never been more back
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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 19h
Habs vs Leafs should always be the first game of the season. Give us two teams who fucking hate each other and two fanbases foaming at the mouth to talk shit about each other
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
Disgusting lazy play by Suzuki, that's not what you wanna see a minute into this season
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19h
"Everyone stand up and cheer your team!" The Fans:
static.klipy.com
Bugs Bunny Says NO
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always fuck the fed hours
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the first time in months....Gros Match Ce Soir
Gros Match Ce Soir, but TMNT font
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles hitting incredible levels of "doo-doo ass" football
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CERTIFIED BALL KNOWER
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought that hit killed Jalen Hurts, it was almost cartoon like
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni is going to do a Jubilee event with Eagles fans, but it'll be a fist fight not a debate
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eagles just got dogwalked by fucking Case Keenum
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man been a minute since someone used the Habs as leverage for a move to somewhere else
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m still painfully mediocre at golf but transfusions are an elite drink Anyways time to check the hockey news
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks like he’s brought a bagged lunch, smart
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh that hurts, goddammit man
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck do you mean PAC died
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY MICHIGAN'D IT
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh man that call STINKS
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Bucs are TERRIBLE
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike McDaniel walked off the bus carrying a baseball bat to act tough, the Bills spotted them 5 turnovers and 100+ yards in penalties The Chargers still lost...Cursed franchise
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Begging Josh Allen to learn how to slide for once
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JOSH ALLEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT(complimentary)
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, never wear these jerseys again Never wear an alternate jersey again just to be safe
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Florian Xhekaj and Adam Engström making the opening night Habs roster has me in my feelings man
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Bills secondary fucking blows
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every now and then someone says something that feels like it should get you committed
a reddit user claiming that Trevor Lawrence is better than MVP Josh Allen
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What in the world is going on with Josh Allen today, he had a clear shot to the endzone
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I crazy or did someone on the DL not jump across before that snap and INT?
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roughing the passer in the NFL has become a joke, how do you expect Rosseau to do anything except fall like that on a hit?
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You have James Cook, just run the goddamn ball
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn these jerseys at half time and come out in literally anything else
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These Bills jerseys are ugly as sin and making them a tribute "to blue collar workers" while pricing those same fans out of the stadium makes me feel insane
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need Will Ospreay to discover a second video game franchise
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bandido fucking rules
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