cunty @cunty.social · 07/09/2026Often I say exactly what I’m going to do, then I do it and people are surprised I did exactly that It’s like people want to call my bluff and I’m like: my dude, I’m not even playing the same game, I’m literally showing you my cards and you’re waiting for me to pull an ace out of my sleeve 100
cunty @cunty.social · 04/09/2026Just opened a work teams call and I swear the room suddenly stinks of bullshit 000
cunty @cunty.social · 23/08/2026Gonna start answering every work question with “do you want 5 words, 5 bullet points, 5 sentences, 5 paragraphs or 5 pages?” Fuck off asking me shit then complaining my answer was too hard to follow. Twats 000
Reposted by cuntyFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/08/2026baa baa black sheep have you any weed 37816
Reposted by cuntyShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Babe Is everything ok you've barely touched your blueberry iceberg lettuce alfalfa sprout jalapeno egg smoothie 914735
cunty @cunty.social · 21/08/2026It’s that half said thought when the conversation fizzled because what I was saying wasn’t interesting enough to hold your attention. That’s what haunts me at night, ngl 000
Reposted by cuntyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I just think it's funny that you love horror movies but hate being stabbed 925271
cunty @cunty.social · 19/08/2026If I forgot you, it’s only because of the lengths I go to to erase my memory daily, it’s not you personally 000
cunty @cunty.social · 18/08/2026ahh fuck. what are we even doing here anyway? isn’t it all just bullshit? 1114
cunty @cunty.social · 18/08/2026So glad I could inconvenience you today with my mental anguish. Let me know if you need that again. Cunt. 021
Reposted by cuntyBippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dont know why I'm anxious to meet up with an old buddy. Brain meat is the dumbest meat. 1203
Reposted by cuntyminkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026if I could choose the manner of my death I’d fall from the sky like a star 23213
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026The led on this ssd caddy is fascinating. Green is unlocked, 5 clicks and you can have it in blue - also unlocked, but it blue! 010
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I will produce a receipt that says you’re full of shit if you try and feed me bullshit. 053
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026Fuck your neuro normative expectations. Align with my reality or get out of it. 143
Reposted by cuntybryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/06/2026gandalf: I’m going to the shire for an emotional support hobbit, does anyone else want anything? 121
Reposted by cuntybryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/06/2026first date idea: we die in wetlands and our remains are quickly covered in sediment, perfectly preserving us for future archeologists to study 061
Reposted by cunty🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/06/2026The hilarity of writing a skeet about cilantro and about clean buttholes and people not liking the taste of soap. 083
Reposted by cuntyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/05/2025If I had had a Yoshi I would have just hung out with him and ate big fruits together I wouldn't have used him as a beast of burden 619930
Reposted by cuntyBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Just pretend I'm Burt Reynolds and then I'm charming. 0124
Reposted by cuntyBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna. 902223423
Reposted by cunty1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/05/20261991 Record Producer - "How long can you extend the word 'door'? Axl Rose - "Dooooooooohoooooooowoooooooooooor" 041
Reposted by cuntyBlock Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I have a milestone birthday coming up and want to do something special. What's the most number of people I can reasonably include in a murder/sucide pact? 2134
Reposted by cunty🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/05/2026I'm going play pinball for three hours and none of you can stop me 4419
Reposted by cuntyThe best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026ALERT! ALERT! I was called cool by a youth. ALERT! ALERT! 261
cunty @cunty.social · 23/05/2026I could eat a small sailboat of chicken It’s important that you understand it’s a sailboat not a motorboat I need you to get that it’s a small boat not a large one Small Sail Boat Of chicken Good talk 171
Reposted by cuntyDak @dak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Nobody talks about how satisfying it is to unsubscribe from an email you’ve been deleting for four years. This is what victory tastes like. 582616182
Reposted by cuntyPinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2026But do you finish their NEXT sentence…? 0153
Reposted by cuntyIndy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 07/09/2023me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right 1942301184
Reposted by cuntyOvary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I need an old-timey tetris on game boi 251
Reposted by cuntysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026one time i awkwardly called someone “dawg” and i still have night terrors about it 810323
Reposted by cuntysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i’m such a tradwife that i can’t climax unless i’m fantasizing about churning butter 1434970
cunty @cunty.social · 19/04/2026Two thirds of ten is so zoomer gen. After 6.6666666 it eventually goes 6-7 031
cunty @cunty.social · 11/04/2026Windows update is a cunt. If I left my laptop on overnight it was on purpose. Updating and restarting on me always always always kills whatever reason I left it on overnight to do some work. 010
Reposted by cuntyCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I have two wolves inside me. One ate Red Riding Hood's granny, and he won't stop boasting to the other about it. 06832
cunty @cunty.social · 27/03/2026A dog’s sense of smell is commonly estimated to be about 10,000 to 100,000 times more sensitive than a human’s. What I’m saying is that your dog can definitely smell your fart. 2164
cunty @cunty.social · 07/03/2026Skeelo wished he was a baller because a baller is two thirds of the way to a ballerina 092
Reposted by cuntyanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 11/02/2026after columbia house screwed me over on the 15 albums for a penny thing I went and sent in 30 or 40 more penny offers for multiple fake named people in my building just to screw them back. I'd still be doing it if they were still offering that shit. 0115
Reposted by cuntyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt 05821
Reposted by cuntySpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Being annoying and irrelevant should be an Olympic sport 36211
