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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

scrooge: who are you ghost: i’m the ghost of christmas present scrooge: santa claus? ghost: NOT THAT KIND OF PRESENT

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

what idiot called it a wave and not standing water

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

ME: can i take your picture MUSEUM CURATOR: what no

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 23/03/2025

I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

man: i bet she’s thinking about other guys. me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

why yes, I happen to know all the struggles of today’s modern women. - me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“AI is gonna take your job” I’d like to see AI drink a little too much and text all his friends about how cherished they are

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon

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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

fix your hearts or die

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

me: *holding a devil’s food cake* satan: me: satan: give it back…

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

[trapped inside a volcano] Me: Toddler: Me: Toddler: Be Careful... Me: *sigh* Toddler: The floor is lava...

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/01/2025

What did this person think saying this in my mentions would result in

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Me: What’s your favorite farm animal? Owen Wilson: Cow

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality? Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

i do not trust birds that stand on one leg. what are they hiding

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality? Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/10/2024

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

You ever go back and watch episodes of your kids favorite shows just to fill in all the plot points you missed? Just me then?

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Den “Is it Halloween yet?” Shewman @denshewman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Who could have guessed that Neil Gaiman’s greatest work of fiction would be his kind, gentle persona? Devastated

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

you’ll never guess what this is in response to

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

little disappointed blue sky doesn’t do anything like the balloons on your birthday, not gonna lie

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Once again I am being punished for my competence

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

it’s getting too cold for this shit

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I haven’t seen any naked breasts in my feeds recently, which is kind of odd. Put them back. I want someone to go through my likes one day and be shocked, then attempt to sabotage my future mayoral campaign

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Misread sexual favors as sexual flavors, and now I got an idea for an adult Baskin-Robbins spin off.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? me: that’s where i forgot what happened

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Me: What’s your favorite farm animal? Owen Wilson: Cow

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your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

[watching two towers with my son] me: did you know that scene when aragorn kicks the helmet— son: yes everyone knows— me: —is when i got your mom pregnant

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 03/01/2025