cunty @cunty.social · 07/09/2026Often I say exactly what I’m going to do, then I do it and people are surprised I did exactly that It’s like people want to call my bluff and I’m like: my dude, I’m not even playing the same game, I’m literally showing you my cards and you’re waiting for me to pull an ace out of my sleeve 100
cunty @cunty.social · 04/09/2026Just opened a work teams call and I swear the room suddenly stinks of bullshit 000
cunty @cunty.social · 23/08/2026Gonna start answering every work question with “do you want 5 words, 5 bullet points, 5 sentences, 5 paragraphs or 5 pages?” Fuck off asking me shit then complaining my answer was too hard to follow. Twats 000
Reposted by cuntyFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/08/2026baa baa black sheep have you any weed 37816
Reposted by cuntyShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Babe Is everything ok you've barely touched your blueberry iceberg lettuce alfalfa sprout jalapeno egg smoothie 914735
cunty @cunty.social · 23/08/2026Because fuck it, it’s all bullshit anyway, you can do anything you like, nobody cares. Thats my working theory anyway. It’s quite liberating once you realise it’s all bullshit I imagine. YMMV, I’m just some random dude, I could be full of shit 110
cunty @cunty.social · 21/08/2026It’s that half said thought when the conversation fizzled because what I was saying wasn’t interesting enough to hold your attention. That’s what haunts me at night, ngl 000
Reposted by cuntyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I just think it's funny that you love horror movies but hate being stabbed 925271
cunty @cunty.social · 19/08/2026If I forgot you, it’s only because of the lengths I go to to erase my memory daily, it’s not you personally 000
cunty @cunty.social · 18/08/2026ahh fuck. what are we even doing here anyway? isn’t it all just bullshit? 1114
cunty @cunty.social · 18/08/2026So glad I could inconvenience you today with my mental anguish. Let me know if you need that again. Cunt. 021
Reposted by cuntyBippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dont know why I'm anxious to meet up with an old buddy. Brain meat is the dumbest meat. 1203
Reposted by cuntyminkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026if I could choose the manner of my death I’d fall from the sky like a star 23213
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026The led on this ssd caddy is fascinating. Green is unlocked, 5 clicks and you can have it in blue - also unlocked, but it blue! 010
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I will produce a receipt that says you’re full of shit if you try and feed me bullshit. 053
cunty @cunty.social · 17/08/2026Fuck your neuro normative expectations. Align with my reality or get out of it. 143
Reposted by cuntybryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/06/2026gandalf: I’m going to the shire for an emotional support hobbit, does anyone else want anything? 121
Reposted by cuntybryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/06/2026first date idea: we die in wetlands and our remains are quickly covered in sediment, perfectly preserving us for future archeologists to study 061
Reposted by cunty🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/06/2026The hilarity of writing a skeet about cilantro and about clean buttholes and people not liking the taste of soap. 083
Reposted by cuntyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/05/2025If I had had a Yoshi I would have just hung out with him and ate big fruits together I wouldn't have used him as a beast of burden 619930
Reposted by cuntyBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Just pretend I'm Burt Reynolds and then I'm charming. 0124
Reposted by cuntyBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna. 902223423
Reposted by cunty1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/05/20261991 Record Producer - "How long can you extend the word 'door'? Axl Rose - "Dooooooooohoooooooowoooooooooooor" 041
Reposted by cuntyBlock Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I have a milestone birthday coming up and want to do something special. What's the most number of people I can reasonably include in a murder/sucide pact? 2134
Reposted by cunty🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/05/2026I'm going play pinball for three hours and none of you can stop me 4419
Reposted by cuntyThe best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026ALERT! ALERT! I was called cool by a youth. ALERT! ALERT! 261
cunty @cunty.social · 23/05/2026I could eat a small sailboat of chicken It’s important that you understand it’s a sailboat not a motorboat I need you to get that it’s a small boat not a large one Small Sail Boat Of chicken Good talk 171
Reposted by cuntyDak @dak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Nobody talks about how satisfying it is to unsubscribe from an email you’ve been deleting for four years. This is what victory tastes like. 582616182
Reposted by cuntyPinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2026But do you finish their NEXT sentence…? 0153
Reposted by cuntyIndy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 07/09/2023me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right 1942301184
Reposted by cuntyOvary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I need an old-timey tetris on game boi 251
Reposted by cuntysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026one time i awkwardly called someone “dawg” and i still have night terrors about it 810323
Reposted by cuntysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i’m such a tradwife that i can’t climax unless i’m fantasizing about churning butter 1434970
cunty @cunty.social · 19/04/2026Two thirds of ten is so zoomer gen. After 6.6666666 it eventually goes 6-7 031
cunty @cunty.social · 11/04/2026Windows update is a cunt. If I left my laptop on overnight it was on purpose. Updating and restarting on me always always always kills whatever reason I left it on overnight to do some work. 010
Reposted by cuntyCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I have two wolves inside me. One ate Red Riding Hood's granny, and he won't stop boasting to the other about it. 06832
